And the Winner is. . .
Alpha 5: Welcome to Power Rangers Amazing Race. And I am overjoyed to announce that this is our final leg of the race!
Alpha 6: CEL-E-BRATE Good times! COME ON! It's the final race!!
Alpha 5: (gives Alpha 6 a cockeyed look) When we last left our teams, they had just finished parachuting down to Turtle Cove. This leg of the race will be from Turtle Cove back to Angel Grove Park. . . where this crazy journey started.
Alpha 6: Right now teams are in a mandatory resting period. But in just a moment they will race off to the final pit stop to win one million dollars!
Alpha 5: That's right, now let's get this race moving!
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Alpha 6: Alright listen up everyone. We were going to give you some type of clue telling you to get on this bus right here. . .but that's a little too risky.
Alpha 5: So I want you all to listen very, very carefully. Get on this bus. The one right here. . .right in front of you. This bus. . .the one right here. . .will take you to your next route marker. Got that?
Tommy and Jason: Eh?
Wes: What bus?
Jen: Just follow us.
Wes: I'll follow you anywhere.
(Jen gives Wes a creeped out look)
Jen: FOCUS! This is no time to get mushy. . .we gotta race to win.
Alpha 5: Okay, now everyone please get on the bus. . .the one right here.
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(On the bus Tommy, Jason, Wes, and the Zedd Cheerleading Squad have all taken part in yet another a sing-a-long. . .)
Tommy: The wheels on the bus go
Jason: Round and round
Wes: Round and Round
Eric: Round and Round
Merrick: The wheels on the bus go
Rito: Round and Round
Goldar: All through the town!
(Camera pans to Zedd who's banging his head against the bus window.)
Rita: Focus Zedd! We gotta race to run.
Zedd: Don't you mean I have a race to run?!
Tommy: I like running!
Zedd: Get away from me! First your friend. . .now you!
(Camera pans back to the boys)
Jason: The Tommy and on the bus goes. . .
Tommy: Zeit Zeit Ya!
All the singers: Zeit Zeit Ya! Zeit Zeit Ya!
Wes: The Tommy on the bus goes
Tommy: Zeit Zeit Ya!
Goldar: All through the town!
Tommy: The Jason on the bus goes
Jason: Gold Ranger Power!
All the Singers: Gold Ranger Power! Gold Ranger Power!
Eric: The Jason on the bus goes
Jason: Gold Ranger Power!
Goldar: All through the town!
Wes: The Rito on the bus goes
Rito: Go Ed go!
All the singers: Go Ed go! Go Ed go!
Merrick: The Rito on the bus goes
Rito: Go Ed go!
Goldar: All through the town!
Rito: The Wes on the bus goes
Wes: Sorry Jen!
All the singers: Sorry Jen! Sorry Jen!
Tommy: The Wes on the bus goes
Wes: Sorry Jen!
Goldar: All through the town!
Wes: Team IC on the Bus goes. . .
(Trumpets blare)
Eric: I'm Eric
Merrick: I'm Merrick
Eric: Our names rhyme.
Merrick: We were the best sixth rangers
Both: Of all time!
Goldar: All through the town!
Eric: The Goldar on the bus goes. . .
Goldar: All through the town!
All the singers: All through the town! All through the town!
Merrick: The Goldar on the bus goes
Goldar: All through the town! All through the town!
Jason: The Alphas on the bus go. . .
Tommy: Bodyguards!
All the singers: Bodyguards! Bodyguards!
Wes: The Alphas on the bus go
Rito: Bodyguards!
Goldar: All through the town.
Alpha 5: We are NOT amused.
Eric: The Rita on the bus goes. . .
Goldar: You're giving me a headache!
All the singers: You're giving me a headache! You're giving me a headache!
Merrick: The Rita on the bus goes
Jason: You're giving me a headache!
Goldar: All through the town!
Rita: That's right! You're all giving me a headache!!!
Rito: The Eddy on the bus goes
(Camera pans to Zedd who shudders)
All the singers: (shudder twice)
Rito: The Eddy on the bus goes
(Camera pans back to Zedd who shudders again)
Goldar: All through the town!
Tommy and Jason: Kat and Emily on the bus go
(Camera pans to Kat and Emily who have their head down shaking them sadly)
Tommy and Jason: (in really bad girl voices and Tommy is trying to sound Australian) We love Dojos and you boys and we want to give you candy all the time.
Tommy and Jason: Kat and Emily on the bus go
Everyone else: Right what they said.
Goldar: All through the town.
Emily: WE DID NOT SAY THAT!
Kat: That's the worst Australian accent I've ever heard!
Emily: We so don't sound like that.
(Tommy and Jason start to snicker)
Tommy: They didn't say anything about the dojo yet.
Kat: AND NO DOJO!
Tommy: Aww man.
Emily: You two think you're SOOOOOO funny.
Jason: Well yeah. . .
Kat: Oh yeah well. . .The Tommy and Jason on the bus go.
Emily: (in a taunting male voice) BRO!!!!
Kat: (in a taunting male voice) BRO!!!
(They body slam each other)
Emily: The Tommy and Jason on the bus go
All the Singers but Tommy and Jason: (in taunting voices) BRO!!!!!!!!!
Goldar: All through the town!
Tommy: That's so not cool. I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter!
Jaosn: Not like candy. . .which is sweet.
Tommy: Can we have some candy?
Kat: God. . .fine.
Wes: I gotta good one!!! The Jen on the bus goes #%$&%&$$%^#
(The bus comes to a screeching halt and everyone turns and looks at Wes with their jaws dropped wide open.)
Jen: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD FROM?!
Alpha 5: This show is TV-Y7!!
Wes: What?! I heard Jen say it before.
Jen: I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT! I do not curse! (Looks at everyone giving them evil glares) Do I curse?
Everyone: Umm. . .uhhh. . .
Jen: Didn't think so. You picked that up from Tommy and Jason didn't you?!
Wes: Huh. . .
Jen: I NEVER want to hear that word or any other foul language come out of you mouth again.
Wes: What?! You said it!
Jen: Oh no! Don't try to blame your stupidity on me! Dumbass!
Wes: See!
Jen: Go to hell!
Wes: Huh?! Wha?!
Goldar: All through the town!!
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(Finally, after one very long bus ride the bus has reached its destination: Angel Grove High.)
Zedd: (getting off the bus) Land! I love land! Thank heavens I'm off that bus!
Alpha 5: Okay everyone listen up!
Tommy: The Alpha on the bus goes. . .
Alpha 6: NO! No more of that! We're not on the bus. . .we're at school. So no more bus songs!
Tommy: School days. . .school days!
Alpha 5: SHUT UP!
Jason: Hey! I went to that school!
Tommy: Me too!
Jason: BRO!
Tommy: BRO!
(Bodyslam)
Wes: I um went to school.
Tommy: Doesn't count bro.
Jason: Yeah bro.
Wes: No fair!
Alpha 6: Enough! Enough! Jesus Christ!
Alpha 5: Calm down. . .just keep telling yourself that it's the last episode.
Alpha 6: Okay. . .this challenge is called 4-32-8. For the love of god remember 4-32-8.
Alpha 5: This is what the producers say you should do. Go to the classrooms that are listed on this paper I'm giving you.
Wes: Can I have a paper?
Jen: Hell no! I'm not trusting you with a paper!
Alpha 6: Inside, you'll have to solve different questions. The answer to each question will be a number. When you answer all three questions you will have formed a locker combination. This combination will open up any rainbow marked locker. Inside will be you're next clue.
(Everyone is staring at the Alphas with dumbfounded expressions on their face)
Alpha 5: I don't think any of that registered in any of their heads. Forget it. FORGET EVERYTHING!!! The locker combination is 4-32-8. All you have to do is go inside, to any rainbow locker and use the combination 4-32-8. Forget about the questions just go inside and use the combination 4-32-8.
Alpha 6: Go!
(The teams take off inside the school and come to a door that say's "QUESTION #1 IN HERE")
Tommy: Okay everyone follow me! I know this school like the back of my hand!
Jason: No! Follow me! I was here longer!
(Jason and Tommy bolt off into different directions. Jason runs up the stairs and Tommy hangs a left. Wes stands in the middle of the hall frantically looking back and forth trying to figure out which one to follow)
Kat: We better get them back.
Emily: I guess. . .
Kat: TOMMY!
Emily: JASON!
(Tommy comes bolting down the steps as Jason comes around the left)
Tommy and Jason: (sounding winded) I'll save you!
Zedd: Didn't you two just come from. . .forget it. I don't want to know.
(Suddenly Tommy and Jason look at the door in front of them. . .)
Tommy and Jason: I FOUND THE ROOM!
Tommy: I DID!
Jason: NO I DID!
Zedd: Actually we all found it about 5 minutes ago.
Kat: Please. . .just let them have their glory.
Zedd: Oh sorry. (sarcastically) Good job Tommy and Jason you saved us all!
Tommy: No problem bro!
Jason: Yeah bro anytime!
Zedd: Great. . .now I'm a bro. Thanks a lot Kat. Just what I've always wanted.
Tommy and Jason: UGH!
(The boys body slam Zedd who falls to the ground.)
Wes: I never get body slammed.
Zedd: Just. . .what. . .I've. . .always. . .wanted.
Rita: Get up Zeddy! DIG!
Rito: Ed is a bro!
Eric: That we know!
Merrick: So now we will go!
Goldar: Go Ed go!
All four: WHOO!
Zedd: God. . .
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(In Classroom #1 a math problem is written on the black board. . .)
Tommy: 2. . .lower case t 2. . .double line question mark. Hmmm.
Jason: Some kind of code.
Jen: I think it says two plus two equals question mark.
Kat: Yeah that's what I was thinking.
Tommy: Well it could be that too!
Zedd: I'm the lord of evil! I don't need to do math!
Jen: Well don't look at me I went to Time Force School not real school!
Jason: HMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Kat: Okay we can do this. Think.
Wes: Four! It's four!
Zedd: Now let's not jump to conclusions.
Wes: It's four!!!! Listen to me.
Emily: Shh. . .Wes you're confusing everyone. Now let's see. Merrick and Eric how many people were part of the original team IC?
Eric: Two.
Emily: Right. Then you added Rito and Goldar.
Merrick: Uh huh.
Emily: And how many people are Rito and Goldar?
Rito: There's one me!
Goldar: And one me!
Rito: That's two us!
Emily: Okay so one Eric plus one Merrick equals two. Plus one Rito is three plus one Goldar is four! 2+2 is four!!!
Kat: Alright!
Tommy: Good job Em!
Jason: My girlfriend's a genius!!!
Wes: But. . .but I said four!
Jen: Suuuuuuuuure.
Tommy: Okay let's go to the next room!
Wes: I SAID FOUR!!!
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Alpha 5: Why are they answering questions?! WE TOLD THEM THE ANSWER!!!
Alpha 6: About five times! Plus the combo is posted all over the place!
Alpha 5: Last episode. . .last episode. . .
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(The contestants are in the next room looking at the next question. . .)
Tommy: What is Rita's age?
Jen: Well that's easy. . .Rita?
Rita: Twenty-eight.
Zedd: Now let's be realistic here dear. . .you've been twenty-eight for about four years now.
Rita: And I intend to stay that way for at least another three!!
Kat: Well then what's 28 plus 4?
Tommy: Too difficult.
Wes: 32!!!!
Emily: (ignoring Wes) Yeah that would require WAY to many people.
Jason: Plan B. Time for Murder Mystery Game!!!!!
Rita: No!!! Anything but that! I'm 32.
Tommy: Okay let's go!
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(In room three. . .)
Tommy: How many people are left in the race. . .that are actually still contestants? Not Eric, Merrick, Rito, Goldar, or either of the Alphas. Just Zedd, Rita, Tommy, Jason, Emily, Kat, Jen and Wes. Oh forget it. . .eight!!!! You're last answer is eight!!!
Jason: HMMMMMMMMM
Zedd: Interesting.
Jason: I think this kind of critical thinking calls for my genius girlfriend!
Tommy: Kat's a genius too!
Jason: Did she add? NO!
Tommy: Oh yeah! Well she's gonna get this one! NO ONE ELSE ANSWER!!!!!
Wes: EIGHT!!!
Tommy: SHUT UP WES! We don't have time for you! I'm trying to show up Jason! Go ahead Kat.
Kat: Oh dear. . .well let me see. Everyone line up! No! Not you germ! Everyone but germ please. We're going to count off starting with me okay. One.
Jason: One.
Kat: No, you're supposed to say the next number, which would be two.
Tommy: STOP TRYING TO MESS UP MY GENIUS GIRLFRIEND!
Jason: Emily's the genius not Kat! Emily wouldn't have made this hard! She tricked me!
Kat: No one's trying to trick anyone. Okay let's try again. One.
Jason: Two?
Kat: Good.
Tommy: One! Like Kat! I'm #1!!!!
Kat: No no! You say three.
Tommy: But I'm always #1!!!
Kat: Fine fine. You can be one.
Jason: OH NO! He's not being better than me!
Kat: This is taking way to long. Tommy and Jason out! Rito and Goldar in. Rito you're fake Tommy and Goldar you're fake Jason.
Rito: Okay! BRO!!!!
Goldar: BRO!!!!
Kat: Good. Now let's try this again. One.
Goldar: Two.
Rito: Three.
Kat: (turns to Tommy and Jason who are sitting in desks sulking) THEY can do it but you two can't?
Tommy: Sorry.
Jason: Kat's a mean genius.
Tommy: Yeah Emily was a nicer genius.
Kat: Oh Jesus, I'm sorry. Here's some candy.
Tommy and Jason: YAY!
Tommy: BEST GENIUS EVER!
Kat: Okay back to counting. One.
Goldar: Two.
Rito: Three.
Jen: Four.
Wes: Five. . .this is stupid it's eight!
Tommy: Hello!!! Genius at work!!! Shut up!!
Zedd: Six.
Rita: Seven.
Emily: Eight.
Kat: The answer's eight!
Tommy: Haha! Kat's genius answer was higher than Emily's! My girlfriend's the genius of all geniuses!
Jason: No fair bro! REMATCH!
Emily: We don't have time for that! Come on!
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(The teams bolt off into the hallway and come to a row of rainbow marked lockers. But of course none of them have thought to try to open them with the combination. . .)
Tommy: (pulling on a locker) OPEN! OPEN!!!
Jason: I'll handle this! I saw it in a movie before. OPEN SESAME SEED BUN!!!
Emily: I think its open sesame.
Jason: OPEN SESAME! It didn't work! I thought you were a genius!
Emily: I think it's because there's locks on the lockers.
Jason: Oh! See my girlfriend's two for two! Beat that Tommy!
Tommy: Kat already knew that. . .she just didn't say that because she wanted Emily to feel like a genius.
Jason: Huh? LIAR!!!!
Kat: Let's focus here; we have to get these things open.
Jen: If only we knew some kind of combination to open them with.
Wes: Use the numbers from the questions!!!
Tommy: Oh I get it 1 for question one, 2 for question two, and 3 for question three. Try 1-2-3!!
Jason: It didn't work! Wes I think we had enough of you for today!
Wes: But I meant. . .
Zedd: Just give it up kid.
Tommy: Kat can figure out the combination, she's a genius!
Jason: NO! Emily can!!
(As the boys bicker back and forth Jen comes between them and pushes them out of the way. . .)
Jen: MOVE! I don't have time for this! HIYA! (With one swift leg motion Jen kicks the entire row of locks off) There now let's get moving.
Tommy: She's scary.
Jason: Very Scary.
(The teams open the lockers and read their next clue. . .)
Tommy: Kat read the clue. . .since you're a genius!
Jason: No Emily's gonna read it!!
Kat: How about Em and I read it together okay?
Jason: I guess. . .
Tommy: Ha! My girlfriend solved a conflict she's two for two now! And she's still winning cuz her genius number was higher than Ems!!
Emily: Enough of this genius stuff. It's time to go back to start.
Kat: Waiting outside are carts.
Emily: Oh forget it it's obvious no one understands any of the rhymes.
Kat: Look what happened to Mike and Leo. Just go outside.
Emily: There are carts waiting. One team member must pull the cart while the other member sits in the cart. The first team back to Angel Grove Park wins the race.
Rita: Move it Zeddy! I can feel that million dollars!!!!
Zedd: All I can feel is a hernia waiting to happen.
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(Outside the teams have come across the Alphas standing near four carts. . .)
Alpha 5: Okay here are your carts. As you can see we have labeled them with the names of who goes in which cart.
Zedd: Why is mine so much bigger than everyone else's?
Alpha 6: Cuz your cheerleaders wanna ride too.
Zedd: Oh Christ.
Tommy: Well how come Jason and I have different carts?
Alpha 5: We assumed that the girls were gonna get you two to pull them anyway.
Kat: Good assumption.
Wes: Hey Jen can I pull the cart?
Jen: NO!
Wes: YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANY CHALLENGES!! I WANNA PULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jen: Fine, fine but if you screw this up. . .
Wes: Yay!!!
Jen: I'm going to regret this later.
Alpha 6: More than likely. Okay everyone get in your carts. Okay GO!
(Everyone takes off except Jason and Emily)
Emily: Jason go!!! If we get there last both you and Tommy and me and Kat lose!
Jason: Hold on Em. First we need this!
(Out of nowhere he pulls out a huge stereo system equip with speakers and a microphone head set)
Emily: And what may I ask is this, and better yet why do we need it?
Jason: Just put it in and hit play. No time to explain.
Emily: Okay.
(Emily hits the play button and music starts blaring through the speakers as Jason takes off. . .)
Jason: GO GOLD RANGER!
Emily: Oh dear Lord. . .
Jason: GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
Quick as lightning!
Strong as steel!
Watch out danger!
I'm for real!
You know when lightning strikes
Its Gold Ranger!!
All hero!
You can't stop me!
Gold Ranger!
I'm not droppin'!
Watch out when lightning strikes
Its Gold Ranger!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
GO GOLD RANGER!!
(As the song goes to it's instrumental the camera pans to the other teams)
Wes: Hey! I hear music! (Wes stops to dance as Jason bolts past him)
Jen: CRAP! Wes you idiot get in the cart!
Wes: Dun dun, dun dun! Huh? Ow! (Falls in the cart) Hey!
Jen: Look what you caused!
Rita: MUSH! MUSH!
Zedd: (hears music and stops) What the? (Looks back to his cart and see the Zedd cheerleaders busting a move) Huh?
Rito: Keep up with the music!
Eric: WE WANT MUSIC!!
(Just as Jason and Emily bolt by Zedd's cart, Zedd grabs on with a death gripped hand and ties his cart to Jason's)
Zedd: Here. . .all the music you want.
Goldar: YES!!!
Merrick: Whoo hoo!!
Zedd: It's almost over. . .it's almost over.
(As Jason and Emily approach Tommy and Kat the "rock out" ends and Jason starts singing again. . .)
Jason: GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAN-GER GOOOOOOO!
My power has no fear!
A golden force is here!
You know when thunder roars
It's GOLDER RANGER!
When darkness comes to town!
Gold ranger can't back down!
Watch out!
Cuz lightning strikes!
It's GOLD RANGER!
GOLD!
RAN-GER!
GO!
Ranger!
Danger!
Ranger!
Here comes gold ranger!
WOAH!
(Yet another rock out)
Tommy: No fair! I wanna song!
Jason: Too bad bro.
Kat: (to Emily) Oh you poor thing.
Emily: He's been singing it the whole time.
Kat: Why is Zedd's cart attached to yours?
Emily: What? I can't hear you.
(Jason bolts past Tommy and Kat with Zedd's cart attached)
Emily: Wonder what she was saying. . .oh well.
Jason: GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RANGER!!
GO GOLD RANGER!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RANGER!!
GO GOLD RANGER!
(As the song comes to an end Jason and company had reached the final mat. . .)
Jason: YES! I WON!!!
Alpha 5: Rita and Zedd, you're team number one! Congratulations on winning POWER RANGERS AMAZING RACE!!
Zedd: (falling to his knees) It's over! It's finally over! I'M FREE!!!!
Rita: We won Zeddy! We won!!
Zedd: I WON!!! Oh whatever I'm going to take a nap. . .a LONG nap.
Rito: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ED!
Eric: Ed won the race!
Merrick: He's in first place!
Rito: Ed's the man!
Goldar: Maybe the money's in the tin can!
(Goldar and Rito chase after Alpha 5)
Alpha 5: I told you before I'm not a trashcan! The money's back there. . .see the giant check!!!
Goldar: GET HIM!!
Alpha 5: BODYGUARDS!!!!
Jason: BUT I WAS HERE FIRST!!!
Alpha 6: But where's you partner?
Jason: Right here. . .OH DAMMIT!
Emily: Serves you right for not wanting me as a partner in the first place!
(A few minutes later Tommy and Kat's cart comes up to the finish line. . .)
(Kat pushes Tommy out of the way)
Tommy: Ow!
(Kat runs over to the mat where Emily's already standing.)
Alpha 6: Emily and Kat you're team number two. Congratulations you've each won an all expenses paid trip for two to anywhere in the world!
Kat: Hey we could use that for our honeymoons!
Emily: Yeah! And hey we beat the boys!
Kat: How come you guys had Rita and Zedd's cart tied to yours?
Emily: Wha?! We did? That's how they won then!
Kat: (looks over at a sleeping Zedd) Oh well he deserves to win. He went through a lot of crap through this race.
(Tommy finally gets up and grabs Jason who is cursing loudly at no one in particular)
Tommy: Come on bro.
Jason: I can't believe the girls beat us.
Alpha 6: Tommy and Jason you're team number three. Congratulations you've won a BRAND NEW DOJO!!!!
Tommy and Jason: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Kat and Emily: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Tommy and Jason: DOJO! DOJO! DOJO!
Kat and Emily: Alpha you son of a. . .
Alpha 6: Oh crap.
(The girls bolt after Alpha 6 as the boys do a "DOJO victory dance". Then finally Jen and Wes come to the finish line)
Jen: You are such a screw up!!
Wes: Sorry Jen.
Eric: Umm the Alphas are busy but never fear team IC is here!
Merrick: And now you can cheer!
Eric: You're team number four!
Merrick: And you've won this bicycle built for two! SCORE!
Jen: I could have had a million dollars and YOU cost me it! Now all I have is this bike?!
Wes: Umm. . .crud. I know! I'll just ride off on my new bike! She'll never catch me!
(Wes hops on the bike and starts to peddle but little does he know Jen's on it too.)
Wes: She'll never catch me (looking back) AH!
Eric: Well folks that's our show!
Merrick: And now it's time to go!
Eric: But don't be sad, don't cry!
Merrick: This isn't so long, not goodbye!
Both: Because team IC will never DIE!!
(The camera pans to all the teams one last time. Zedd is sleeping as Rita is hugging her check. Rito and Goldar are chasing Alpha 5 with a screwdriver and a hammer. Tommy and Jason are doing their "DOJO" victory dance. Kat and Emily are chasing after Alpha 6 and screaming something about hating Dojos. Wes is trying to frantically get away from an enraged Jen, as Eric and Merrick are jogging in place.)
END SHOW. . .Make sure to tune in for the upcoming PRAR Special: After the Race. And be sure to check out the upcoming challenge Power Rangers Challenge Extreme!
Alpha 5: Welcome to Power Rangers Amazing Race. And I am overjoyed to announce that this is our final leg of the race!
Alpha 6: CEL-E-BRATE Good times! COME ON! It's the final race!!
Alpha 5: (gives Alpha 6 a cockeyed look) When we last left our teams, they had just finished parachuting down to Turtle Cove. This leg of the race will be from Turtle Cove back to Angel Grove Park. . . where this crazy journey started.
Alpha 6: Right now teams are in a mandatory resting period. But in just a moment they will race off to the final pit stop to win one million dollars!
Alpha 5: That's right, now let's get this race moving!
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Alpha 6: Alright listen up everyone. We were going to give you some type of clue telling you to get on this bus right here. . .but that's a little too risky.
Alpha 5: So I want you all to listen very, very carefully. Get on this bus. The one right here. . .right in front of you. This bus. . .the one right here. . .will take you to your next route marker. Got that?
Tommy and Jason: Eh?
Wes: What bus?
Jen: Just follow us.
Wes: I'll follow you anywhere.
(Jen gives Wes a creeped out look)
Jen: FOCUS! This is no time to get mushy. . .we gotta race to win.
Alpha 5: Okay, now everyone please get on the bus. . .the one right here.
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(On the bus Tommy, Jason, Wes, and the Zedd Cheerleading Squad have all taken part in yet another a sing-a-long. . .)
Tommy: The wheels on the bus go
Jason: Round and round
Wes: Round and Round
Eric: Round and Round
Merrick: The wheels on the bus go
Rito: Round and Round
Goldar: All through the town!
(Camera pans to Zedd who's banging his head against the bus window.)
Rita: Focus Zedd! We gotta race to run.
Zedd: Don't you mean I have a race to run?!
Tommy: I like running!
Zedd: Get away from me! First your friend. . .now you!
(Camera pans back to the boys)
Jason: The Tommy and on the bus goes. . .
Tommy: Zeit Zeit Ya!
All the singers: Zeit Zeit Ya! Zeit Zeit Ya!
Wes: The Tommy on the bus goes
Tommy: Zeit Zeit Ya!
Goldar: All through the town!
Tommy: The Jason on the bus goes
Jason: Gold Ranger Power!
All the Singers: Gold Ranger Power! Gold Ranger Power!
Eric: The Jason on the bus goes
Jason: Gold Ranger Power!
Goldar: All through the town!
Wes: The Rito on the bus goes
Rito: Go Ed go!
All the singers: Go Ed go! Go Ed go!
Merrick: The Rito on the bus goes
Rito: Go Ed go!
Goldar: All through the town!
Rito: The Wes on the bus goes
Wes: Sorry Jen!
All the singers: Sorry Jen! Sorry Jen!
Tommy: The Wes on the bus goes
Wes: Sorry Jen!
Goldar: All through the town!
Wes: Team IC on the Bus goes. . .
(Trumpets blare)
Eric: I'm Eric
Merrick: I'm Merrick
Eric: Our names rhyme.
Merrick: We were the best sixth rangers
Both: Of all time!
Goldar: All through the town!
Eric: The Goldar on the bus goes. . .
Goldar: All through the town!
All the singers: All through the town! All through the town!
Merrick: The Goldar on the bus goes
Goldar: All through the town! All through the town!
Jason: The Alphas on the bus go. . .
Tommy: Bodyguards!
All the singers: Bodyguards! Bodyguards!
Wes: The Alphas on the bus go
Rito: Bodyguards!
Goldar: All through the town.
Alpha 5: We are NOT amused.
Eric: The Rita on the bus goes. . .
Goldar: You're giving me a headache!
All the singers: You're giving me a headache! You're giving me a headache!
Merrick: The Rita on the bus goes
Jason: You're giving me a headache!
Goldar: All through the town!
Rita: That's right! You're all giving me a headache!!!
Rito: The Eddy on the bus goes
(Camera pans to Zedd who shudders)
All the singers: (shudder twice)
Rito: The Eddy on the bus goes
(Camera pans back to Zedd who shudders again)
Goldar: All through the town!
Tommy and Jason: Kat and Emily on the bus go
(Camera pans to Kat and Emily who have their head down shaking them sadly)
Tommy and Jason: (in really bad girl voices and Tommy is trying to sound Australian) We love Dojos and you boys and we want to give you candy all the time.
Tommy and Jason: Kat and Emily on the bus go
Everyone else: Right what they said.
Goldar: All through the town.
Emily: WE DID NOT SAY THAT!
Kat: That's the worst Australian accent I've ever heard!
Emily: We so don't sound like that.
(Tommy and Jason start to snicker)
Tommy: They didn't say anything about the dojo yet.
Kat: AND NO DOJO!
Tommy: Aww man.
Emily: You two think you're SOOOOOO funny.
Jason: Well yeah. . .
Kat: Oh yeah well. . .The Tommy and Jason on the bus go.
Emily: (in a taunting male voice) BRO!!!!
Kat: (in a taunting male voice) BRO!!!
(They body slam each other)
Emily: The Tommy and Jason on the bus go
All the Singers but Tommy and Jason: (in taunting voices) BRO!!!!!!!!!
Goldar: All through the town!
Tommy: That's so not cool. I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter!
Jaosn: Not like candy. . .which is sweet.
Tommy: Can we have some candy?
Kat: God. . .fine.
Wes: I gotta good one!!! The Jen on the bus goes #%$&%&$$%^#
(The bus comes to a screeching halt and everyone turns and looks at Wes with their jaws dropped wide open.)
Jen: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD FROM?!
Alpha 5: This show is TV-Y7!!
Wes: What?! I heard Jen say it before.
Jen: I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT! I do not curse! (Looks at everyone giving them evil glares) Do I curse?
Everyone: Umm. . .uhhh. . .
Jen: Didn't think so. You picked that up from Tommy and Jason didn't you?!
Wes: Huh. . .
Jen: I NEVER want to hear that word or any other foul language come out of you mouth again.
Wes: What?! You said it!
Jen: Oh no! Don't try to blame your stupidity on me! Dumbass!
Wes: See!
Jen: Go to hell!
Wes: Huh?! Wha?!
Goldar: All through the town!!
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(Finally, after one very long bus ride the bus has reached its destination: Angel Grove High.)
Zedd: (getting off the bus) Land! I love land! Thank heavens I'm off that bus!
Alpha 5: Okay everyone listen up!
Tommy: The Alpha on the bus goes. . .
Alpha 6: NO! No more of that! We're not on the bus. . .we're at school. So no more bus songs!
Tommy: School days. . .school days!
Alpha 5: SHUT UP!
Jason: Hey! I went to that school!
Tommy: Me too!
Jason: BRO!
Tommy: BRO!
(Bodyslam)
Wes: I um went to school.
Tommy: Doesn't count bro.
Jason: Yeah bro.
Wes: No fair!
Alpha 6: Enough! Enough! Jesus Christ!
Alpha 5: Calm down. . .just keep telling yourself that it's the last episode.
Alpha 6: Okay. . .this challenge is called 4-32-8. For the love of god remember 4-32-8.
Alpha 5: This is what the producers say you should do. Go to the classrooms that are listed on this paper I'm giving you.
Wes: Can I have a paper?
Jen: Hell no! I'm not trusting you with a paper!
Alpha 6: Inside, you'll have to solve different questions. The answer to each question will be a number. When you answer all three questions you will have formed a locker combination. This combination will open up any rainbow marked locker. Inside will be you're next clue.
(Everyone is staring at the Alphas with dumbfounded expressions on their face)
Alpha 5: I don't think any of that registered in any of their heads. Forget it. FORGET EVERYTHING!!! The locker combination is 4-32-8. All you have to do is go inside, to any rainbow locker and use the combination 4-32-8. Forget about the questions just go inside and use the combination 4-32-8.
Alpha 6: Go!
(The teams take off inside the school and come to a door that say's "QUESTION #1 IN HERE")
Tommy: Okay everyone follow me! I know this school like the back of my hand!
Jason: No! Follow me! I was here longer!
(Jason and Tommy bolt off into different directions. Jason runs up the stairs and Tommy hangs a left. Wes stands in the middle of the hall frantically looking back and forth trying to figure out which one to follow)
Kat: We better get them back.
Emily: I guess. . .
Kat: TOMMY!
Emily: JASON!
(Tommy comes bolting down the steps as Jason comes around the left)
Tommy and Jason: (sounding winded) I'll save you!
Zedd: Didn't you two just come from. . .forget it. I don't want to know.
(Suddenly Tommy and Jason look at the door in front of them. . .)
Tommy and Jason: I FOUND THE ROOM!
Tommy: I DID!
Jason: NO I DID!
Zedd: Actually we all found it about 5 minutes ago.
Kat: Please. . .just let them have their glory.
Zedd: Oh sorry. (sarcastically) Good job Tommy and Jason you saved us all!
Tommy: No problem bro!
Jason: Yeah bro anytime!
Zedd: Great. . .now I'm a bro. Thanks a lot Kat. Just what I've always wanted.
Tommy and Jason: UGH!
(The boys body slam Zedd who falls to the ground.)
Wes: I never get body slammed.
Zedd: Just. . .what. . .I've. . .always. . .wanted.
Rita: Get up Zeddy! DIG!
Rito: Ed is a bro!
Eric: That we know!
Merrick: So now we will go!
Goldar: Go Ed go!
All four: WHOO!
Zedd: God. . .
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(In Classroom #1 a math problem is written on the black board. . .)
Tommy: 2. . .lower case t 2. . .double line question mark. Hmmm.
Jason: Some kind of code.
Jen: I think it says two plus two equals question mark.
Kat: Yeah that's what I was thinking.
Tommy: Well it could be that too!
Zedd: I'm the lord of evil! I don't need to do math!
Jen: Well don't look at me I went to Time Force School not real school!
Jason: HMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Kat: Okay we can do this. Think.
Wes: Four! It's four!
Zedd: Now let's not jump to conclusions.
Wes: It's four!!!! Listen to me.
Emily: Shh. . .Wes you're confusing everyone. Now let's see. Merrick and Eric how many people were part of the original team IC?
Eric: Two.
Emily: Right. Then you added Rito and Goldar.
Merrick: Uh huh.
Emily: And how many people are Rito and Goldar?
Rito: There's one me!
Goldar: And one me!
Rito: That's two us!
Emily: Okay so one Eric plus one Merrick equals two. Plus one Rito is three plus one Goldar is four! 2+2 is four!!!
Kat: Alright!
Tommy: Good job Em!
Jason: My girlfriend's a genius!!!
Wes: But. . .but I said four!
Jen: Suuuuuuuuure.
Tommy: Okay let's go to the next room!
Wes: I SAID FOUR!!!
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Alpha 5: Why are they answering questions?! WE TOLD THEM THE ANSWER!!!
Alpha 6: About five times! Plus the combo is posted all over the place!
Alpha 5: Last episode. . .last episode. . .
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(The contestants are in the next room looking at the next question. . .)
Tommy: What is Rita's age?
Jen: Well that's easy. . .Rita?
Rita: Twenty-eight.
Zedd: Now let's be realistic here dear. . .you've been twenty-eight for about four years now.
Rita: And I intend to stay that way for at least another three!!
Kat: Well then what's 28 plus 4?
Tommy: Too difficult.
Wes: 32!!!!
Emily: (ignoring Wes) Yeah that would require WAY to many people.
Jason: Plan B. Time for Murder Mystery Game!!!!!
Rita: No!!! Anything but that! I'm 32.
Tommy: Okay let's go!
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(In room three. . .)
Tommy: How many people are left in the race. . .that are actually still contestants? Not Eric, Merrick, Rito, Goldar, or either of the Alphas. Just Zedd, Rita, Tommy, Jason, Emily, Kat, Jen and Wes. Oh forget it. . .eight!!!! You're last answer is eight!!!
Jason: HMMMMMMMMM
Zedd: Interesting.
Jason: I think this kind of critical thinking calls for my genius girlfriend!
Tommy: Kat's a genius too!
Jason: Did she add? NO!
Tommy: Oh yeah! Well she's gonna get this one! NO ONE ELSE ANSWER!!!!!
Wes: EIGHT!!!
Tommy: SHUT UP WES! We don't have time for you! I'm trying to show up Jason! Go ahead Kat.
Kat: Oh dear. . .well let me see. Everyone line up! No! Not you germ! Everyone but germ please. We're going to count off starting with me okay. One.
Jason: One.
Kat: No, you're supposed to say the next number, which would be two.
Tommy: STOP TRYING TO MESS UP MY GENIUS GIRLFRIEND!
Jason: Emily's the genius not Kat! Emily wouldn't have made this hard! She tricked me!
Kat: No one's trying to trick anyone. Okay let's try again. One.
Jason: Two?
Kat: Good.
Tommy: One! Like Kat! I'm #1!!!!
Kat: No no! You say three.
Tommy: But I'm always #1!!!
Kat: Fine fine. You can be one.
Jason: OH NO! He's not being better than me!
Kat: This is taking way to long. Tommy and Jason out! Rito and Goldar in. Rito you're fake Tommy and Goldar you're fake Jason.
Rito: Okay! BRO!!!!
Goldar: BRO!!!!
Kat: Good. Now let's try this again. One.
Goldar: Two.
Rito: Three.
Kat: (turns to Tommy and Jason who are sitting in desks sulking) THEY can do it but you two can't?
Tommy: Sorry.
Jason: Kat's a mean genius.
Tommy: Yeah Emily was a nicer genius.
Kat: Oh Jesus, I'm sorry. Here's some candy.
Tommy and Jason: YAY!
Tommy: BEST GENIUS EVER!
Kat: Okay back to counting. One.
Goldar: Two.
Rito: Three.
Jen: Four.
Wes: Five. . .this is stupid it's eight!
Tommy: Hello!!! Genius at work!!! Shut up!!
Zedd: Six.
Rita: Seven.
Emily: Eight.
Kat: The answer's eight!
Tommy: Haha! Kat's genius answer was higher than Emily's! My girlfriend's the genius of all geniuses!
Jason: No fair bro! REMATCH!
Emily: We don't have time for that! Come on!
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(The teams bolt off into the hallway and come to a row of rainbow marked lockers. But of course none of them have thought to try to open them with the combination. . .)
Tommy: (pulling on a locker) OPEN! OPEN!!!
Jason: I'll handle this! I saw it in a movie before. OPEN SESAME SEED BUN!!!
Emily: I think its open sesame.
Jason: OPEN SESAME! It didn't work! I thought you were a genius!
Emily: I think it's because there's locks on the lockers.
Jason: Oh! See my girlfriend's two for two! Beat that Tommy!
Tommy: Kat already knew that. . .she just didn't say that because she wanted Emily to feel like a genius.
Jason: Huh? LIAR!!!!
Kat: Let's focus here; we have to get these things open.
Jen: If only we knew some kind of combination to open them with.
Wes: Use the numbers from the questions!!!
Tommy: Oh I get it 1 for question one, 2 for question two, and 3 for question three. Try 1-2-3!!
Jason: It didn't work! Wes I think we had enough of you for today!
Wes: But I meant. . .
Zedd: Just give it up kid.
Tommy: Kat can figure out the combination, she's a genius!
Jason: NO! Emily can!!
(As the boys bicker back and forth Jen comes between them and pushes them out of the way. . .)
Jen: MOVE! I don't have time for this! HIYA! (With one swift leg motion Jen kicks the entire row of locks off) There now let's get moving.
Tommy: She's scary.
Jason: Very Scary.
(The teams open the lockers and read their next clue. . .)
Tommy: Kat read the clue. . .since you're a genius!
Jason: No Emily's gonna read it!!
Kat: How about Em and I read it together okay?
Jason: I guess. . .
Tommy: Ha! My girlfriend solved a conflict she's two for two now! And she's still winning cuz her genius number was higher than Ems!!
Emily: Enough of this genius stuff. It's time to go back to start.
Kat: Waiting outside are carts.
Emily: Oh forget it it's obvious no one understands any of the rhymes.
Kat: Look what happened to Mike and Leo. Just go outside.
Emily: There are carts waiting. One team member must pull the cart while the other member sits in the cart. The first team back to Angel Grove Park wins the race.
Rita: Move it Zeddy! I can feel that million dollars!!!!
Zedd: All I can feel is a hernia waiting to happen.
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(Outside the teams have come across the Alphas standing near four carts. . .)
Alpha 5: Okay here are your carts. As you can see we have labeled them with the names of who goes in which cart.
Zedd: Why is mine so much bigger than everyone else's?
Alpha 6: Cuz your cheerleaders wanna ride too.
Zedd: Oh Christ.
Tommy: Well how come Jason and I have different carts?
Alpha 5: We assumed that the girls were gonna get you two to pull them anyway.
Kat: Good assumption.
Wes: Hey Jen can I pull the cart?
Jen: NO!
Wes: YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANY CHALLENGES!! I WANNA PULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jen: Fine, fine but if you screw this up. . .
Wes: Yay!!!
Jen: I'm going to regret this later.
Alpha 6: More than likely. Okay everyone get in your carts. Okay GO!
(Everyone takes off except Jason and Emily)
Emily: Jason go!!! If we get there last both you and Tommy and me and Kat lose!
Jason: Hold on Em. First we need this!
(Out of nowhere he pulls out a huge stereo system equip with speakers and a microphone head set)
Emily: And what may I ask is this, and better yet why do we need it?
Jason: Just put it in and hit play. No time to explain.
Emily: Okay.
(Emily hits the play button and music starts blaring through the speakers as Jason takes off. . .)
Jason: GO GOLD RANGER!
Emily: Oh dear Lord. . .
Jason: GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
Quick as lightning!
Strong as steel!
Watch out danger!
I'm for real!
You know when lightning strikes
Its Gold Ranger!!
All hero!
You can't stop me!
Gold Ranger!
I'm not droppin'!
Watch out when lightning strikes
Its Gold Ranger!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
GO GOLD RANGER!!
(As the song goes to it's instrumental the camera pans to the other teams)
Wes: Hey! I hear music! (Wes stops to dance as Jason bolts past him)
Jen: CRAP! Wes you idiot get in the cart!
Wes: Dun dun, dun dun! Huh? Ow! (Falls in the cart) Hey!
Jen: Look what you caused!
Rita: MUSH! MUSH!
Zedd: (hears music and stops) What the? (Looks back to his cart and see the Zedd cheerleaders busting a move) Huh?
Rito: Keep up with the music!
Eric: WE WANT MUSIC!!
(Just as Jason and Emily bolt by Zedd's cart, Zedd grabs on with a death gripped hand and ties his cart to Jason's)
Zedd: Here. . .all the music you want.
Goldar: YES!!!
Merrick: Whoo hoo!!
Zedd: It's almost over. . .it's almost over.
(As Jason and Emily approach Tommy and Kat the "rock out" ends and Jason starts singing again. . .)
Jason: GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAN-GER GOOOOOOO!
My power has no fear!
A golden force is here!
You know when thunder roars
It's GOLDER RANGER!
When darkness comes to town!
Gold ranger can't back down!
Watch out!
Cuz lightning strikes!
It's GOLD RANGER!
GOLD!
RAN-GER!
GO!
Ranger!
Danger!
Ranger!
Here comes gold ranger!
WOAH!
(Yet another rock out)
Tommy: No fair! I wanna song!
Jason: Too bad bro.
Kat: (to Emily) Oh you poor thing.
Emily: He's been singing it the whole time.
Kat: Why is Zedd's cart attached to yours?
Emily: What? I can't hear you.
(Jason bolts past Tommy and Kat with Zedd's cart attached)
Emily: Wonder what she was saying. . .oh well.
Jason: GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RANGER!!
GO GOLD RANGER!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RANGER!!
GO GOLD RANGER!
(As the song comes to an end Jason and company had reached the final mat. . .)
Jason: YES! I WON!!!
Alpha 5: Rita and Zedd, you're team number one! Congratulations on winning POWER RANGERS AMAZING RACE!!
Zedd: (falling to his knees) It's over! It's finally over! I'M FREE!!!!
Rita: We won Zeddy! We won!!
Zedd: I WON!!! Oh whatever I'm going to take a nap. . .a LONG nap.
Rito: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ED!
Eric: Ed won the race!
Merrick: He's in first place!
Rito: Ed's the man!
Goldar: Maybe the money's in the tin can!
(Goldar and Rito chase after Alpha 5)
Alpha 5: I told you before I'm not a trashcan! The money's back there. . .see the giant check!!!
Goldar: GET HIM!!
Alpha 5: BODYGUARDS!!!!
Jason: BUT I WAS HERE FIRST!!!
Alpha 6: But where's you partner?
Jason: Right here. . .OH DAMMIT!
Emily: Serves you right for not wanting me as a partner in the first place!
(A few minutes later Tommy and Kat's cart comes up to the finish line. . .)
(Kat pushes Tommy out of the way)
Tommy: Ow!
(Kat runs over to the mat where Emily's already standing.)
Alpha 6: Emily and Kat you're team number two. Congratulations you've each won an all expenses paid trip for two to anywhere in the world!
Kat: Hey we could use that for our honeymoons!
Emily: Yeah! And hey we beat the boys!
Kat: How come you guys had Rita and Zedd's cart tied to yours?
Emily: Wha?! We did? That's how they won then!
Kat: (looks over at a sleeping Zedd) Oh well he deserves to win. He went through a lot of crap through this race.
(Tommy finally gets up and grabs Jason who is cursing loudly at no one in particular)
Tommy: Come on bro.
Jason: I can't believe the girls beat us.
Alpha 6: Tommy and Jason you're team number three. Congratulations you've won a BRAND NEW DOJO!!!!
Tommy and Jason: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Kat and Emily: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Tommy and Jason: DOJO! DOJO! DOJO!
Kat and Emily: Alpha you son of a. . .
Alpha 6: Oh crap.
(The girls bolt after Alpha 6 as the boys do a "DOJO victory dance". Then finally Jen and Wes come to the finish line)
Jen: You are such a screw up!!
Wes: Sorry Jen.
Eric: Umm the Alphas are busy but never fear team IC is here!
Merrick: And now you can cheer!
Eric: You're team number four!
Merrick: And you've won this bicycle built for two! SCORE!
Jen: I could have had a million dollars and YOU cost me it! Now all I have is this bike?!
Wes: Umm. . .crud. I know! I'll just ride off on my new bike! She'll never catch me!
(Wes hops on the bike and starts to peddle but little does he know Jen's on it too.)
Wes: She'll never catch me (looking back) AH!
Eric: Well folks that's our show!
Merrick: And now it's time to go!
Eric: But don't be sad, don't cry!
Merrick: This isn't so long, not goodbye!
Both: Because team IC will never DIE!!
(The camera pans to all the teams one last time. Zedd is sleeping as Rita is hugging her check. Rito and Goldar are chasing Alpha 5 with a screwdriver and a hammer. Tommy and Jason are doing their "DOJO" victory dance. Kat and Emily are chasing after Alpha 6 and screaming something about hating Dojos. Wes is trying to frantically get away from an enraged Jen, as Eric and Merrick are jogging in place.)
END SHOW. . .Make sure to tune in for the upcoming PRAR Special: After the Race. And be sure to check out the upcoming challenge Power Rangers Challenge Extreme!