AGGGH! Another Author's Note.
This is to let my lovely friends who write nice reviews (or at least put constructive criticism in my review box) know what is wrong with the world right now.
I was going about my business, having a good day, checking my email, and I decided to check my reviews for Nobody Said Love Was A Rose Garden. Well, when I came upon my reviews, I noticed it had gone up from 46 to 51 in two days. Boy was I happy. Well, that was before I read the reviews. They were all extremely lovely (yes, Azali, I have been taking extremely good care of the Fudglets, but I was wondering if it's okay to feed them ice cream sundaes, and lickable wallpaper?) except for one. This is a cut copy past job right here, so it's not been messed up or anything:
x velouria 2002-11-08 7 Signed This story is terrible. Ginny is too Mary Sue.
Can I say: This person is terrible. A dead monkey with no arms and a broken typewriter could write a better review of that. Anything with eyes (even a dead monkey with NO eyes) could see that my story rocks (look at the reviews, miss "I'm too good for my own pants". Maybe if you popped a Midol you'd be a bit nicer.
Sorry about that. "You'll Be In My Hearth" will be out soon.
PS. Miss I'm Too Good For My Own Pants: This is SUPPOSED to be cliché. Kiss my booty (don't worry, I showered this morning!)
This is to let my lovely friends who write nice reviews (or at least put constructive criticism in my review box) know what is wrong with the world right now.
I was going about my business, having a good day, checking my email, and I decided to check my reviews for Nobody Said Love Was A Rose Garden. Well, when I came upon my reviews, I noticed it had gone up from 46 to 51 in two days. Boy was I happy. Well, that was before I read the reviews. They were all extremely lovely (yes, Azali, I have been taking extremely good care of the Fudglets, but I was wondering if it's okay to feed them ice cream sundaes, and lickable wallpaper?) except for one. This is a cut copy past job right here, so it's not been messed up or anything:
x velouria 2002-11-08 7 Signed This story is terrible. Ginny is too Mary Sue.
Can I say: This person is terrible. A dead monkey with no arms and a broken typewriter could write a better review of that. Anything with eyes (even a dead monkey with NO eyes) could see that my story rocks (look at the reviews, miss "I'm too good for my own pants". Maybe if you popped a Midol you'd be a bit nicer.
Sorry about that. "You'll Be In My Hearth" will be out soon.
PS. Miss I'm Too Good For My Own Pants: This is SUPPOSED to be cliché. Kiss my booty (don't worry, I showered this morning!)