Hey. It's me again. And I still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Star Trek, or the Wizard of Oz.



Mean while in the Land of Oz.

The sun was unusually bright when Yugi opened his eyes. He put a hand up to his face to block the sun, a metal grinding noise came to him ear. He looked down; he was wearing a tin body suit.

Yugi: What the?

Tea: You're the Tin man.

Yugi: like as in the Wizard of Oz?

Tea looked down at her shiny ruby slippers.

Tea: Yea, I'd say the Wizard of Oz.

Tristan: Well I don't like it!

Yugi and Tea turn to look at Tristan. He is wearing an old ragged shirt and pants with straw poking through. He was clearly the Scarecrow.

Yugi: It looks like you don't have a brain!

Tristan: You should talk tuna can.

Tea: Okay guys that's enough, we have to work together and use the power of friendship to see us threw.

Bakura: Oh gosh if I have to listen to this I'm turning back around. I'm worse off as it is!

Yugi, Tristan and Tea turn to see Bakura dressed as the Lion.

Bakura: Do you have any idea how hot this is?

The gang tried to hold back their laughter, but couldn't.

Bakura: ha, ha knock it off.

Tristan: Down kitty!

Bakura: (

Tea: Where is Joey?

Joey: Over here but I'm not com'in out.

Bakura: come on it can't be as bad as me.

Joey: think again.

Yugi: come on

Joey: fine

Joey came out of the brush, dressed in a dog suit.

Joey: I'm a dog.

Tea: Your Toto-

Joey: Toto is a DOG!!!

Bakura: it's okay calm down.

Joey: Gerrrrrrr

Bakura: Did you just growl at me?

Joey: You're a cat.

Bakura: I am a Lion!

Joey: A cowardly one.

Yugi: hey hey now. We have to figure out what's going on. This man Q sent us here to test us, but for what?

Joey: to humiliate me. Thank God Kaiba isn't here.

Tristan: Where is Kaiba? He was with us when this all happened.

Joey: Who cares?

As if on cue a purple smoke appeared, when it cleared Kaiba stood there looking slightly confused. He was wearing all black, a cape, and a broom in his hand.

Kaiba: Yugi I should have known. What's going on?

Yugi: Q sent us to Oz

Kaiba: Um.why do I have a broom?

Tea: OH!!! I know! I know! You're the wicked witch- err warlock of the west!

Kaiba: I see, and your Dorothy, Yugi is the tin man Tristan is the Scarecrow, Bakura is the lion and Joey.and Joey.

Kaiba began to smile as he looked a Joey.

Kaiba: How perfect, how fitting

Joey: Don't start Kaiba!

Kaiba: Why don't? Will you bite me? Huh? Do you have rabies Toto?

Joey: Rabies?! That's it, let me at him!

Yugi and Tristan jumped into their 'restraint Joey' position.

Joey: You really are wicked you know that?

Kaiba: Oh, you've hurt me deeply

Joey: I would if I could!

Q: This is all really entertaining.

Yugi: Q! Care to explain what this is all about?

Q: Game indeed my dear Yugi. I'm surprised you haven't figured it out already. Here's the test, simple really. You have to go see the Wizard. Follow the yellow brick road as it were. Kaiba: And if we refuse?

Q: Then you will remain here forever. As you are now.

Q vanished, as did Kaiba.

Tristan: What do we do now?

Tea: We follow the yellow brick road!

Tea linked her arms in Yugi's and Tristan's and began to sing.

Tea: Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road, follow, follow, follow,

follow, follow the yellow brick road!

Yugi: Tea slow down! I can not skip in Tin!

Bakura and Joey snicker from behind.