It's me old Phoenix again, just reminding every one that I do not own Yu-Gi-
Oh, Star Trek, or the Wizard of Oz...still
On The Yellow Brick Road.
The group followed the road from what seamed like hours, eventually ending up in a dark forest. The wind began to blow shaking the bare tree limes and creating a horrible shrieking noise. Joey shivered, and tried to shack off some goose bumps.
Joey: Just once I'd like to be lead into a nice cheerful prairie full of sunflowers and bunny rabbits.
Yugi: Well you know villains, dark and dreary.
Tristan: Speaking of villains.
Tristan pointed at a purple smoke appearing in front of them. Kaiba once again stepped out of it. He coughed and waved his hand in front of his face.
Kaiba: That stuff smells worse then Mokuba's dirty socks.
Yugi: What's up Kaiba?
Kaiba: I.
Kaiba looks down at some papers in his hand.
Kaiba: Scrip says I have to try to stop you.I want the shoes.
Kaiba looks down at Tea's shoes. He threw his arms up in the air.
Kaiba: I don't have time for this! I have a company to run! Those aren't even nice shoes! Kaiba begins to leave
Yugi: Just say it Kaiba, we can't go back if we don't play along.
Kaiba: Fine. I'll get you my pretty and your- come on, I'm not going to say this crap.
Tea: Say it! Say it!
Kaiba: ~ quickly ~ and your little dog too.
~ poof ~ Kaiba disappeared
Joey: Well wasn't that special?
It starts to rain.
Joey: No!!! Why does the world hate me so?
Yugi: You?
The gang turned and looked at Yugi.
Bakura: Oh my, the rain is rusting him.
Yugi: Rusting! That's bad Very bad. Stop it!
Tristan: Come Wizard of oz girl, what do we do?
Tea: in the movie the Tin Man had an oilcan, but I don't see one around here!
Yugi: en ut do e do?
Joey: What was that?
Bakura: He said 'then what do we do?'
Tea: I don't know. Maybe if we all join hands and-
~ Poof ~ Authoress poofs in
Phoenix: Stop!
Tea: But!
Phoenix: No!
Tea: ~ pout ~
Phoenix: My, what a mess we have here.
Joey: You know I'm really getting sick of people just poofing in here and messing with us. Poof Q, Poof Kaiba, Poof Authoress. When will the madness end?!
Phoenix: Well I'm not just the Authoress anymore, to fit the theme I am also ~ Poof ~
Galinda the good witch of the north! And I will give you an oilcan if-
Bakura and Tristan: If?
Phoenix: If you can ~ pause for dramatic tension ~ find the ball!
Phoenix makes a table with three paper cups and a small red rubber ball appear.
Tristan: You have the weirdest tests.
Phoenix: All of you get one chance to find the ball, if you win you get the oilcan, if not rusty is by himself. Tristan you go first.
Phoenix puts the ball under a cup then shuffles the cups around.
Tristan: The one on the right.
Phoenix picks up the cup, nothing there.
Joey: What in the heck does this have anything to do with what is going on?
Phoenix: for that sass your going next!
Just for Joey Phoenix shuffles ten times faster
Joey: GAH!
Phoenix: Come on Lassie pick.
Joey: middle
Phoenix: Nope, Tea?
Tea: by using the power of friendship I pick-
Phoenix: No! You're disqualified for use of friend ship speech!
Tea: ~ pout again ~
Phoenix: Okay cutie your Yugi's last hope.
Phoenix shuffles the cups.
Bakura: It's in your hand.
Phoenix smiles and disappears, and oil can in her place.
Bakura: There was a reason that Egyptians worshipped felines.
They oiled Yugi.
Yugi: Ah, it feels good to move. What's that smell?
Tristan: Wet dog.
On The Yellow Brick Road.
The group followed the road from what seamed like hours, eventually ending up in a dark forest. The wind began to blow shaking the bare tree limes and creating a horrible shrieking noise. Joey shivered, and tried to shack off some goose bumps.
Joey: Just once I'd like to be lead into a nice cheerful prairie full of sunflowers and bunny rabbits.
Yugi: Well you know villains, dark and dreary.
Tristan: Speaking of villains.
Tristan pointed at a purple smoke appearing in front of them. Kaiba once again stepped out of it. He coughed and waved his hand in front of his face.
Kaiba: That stuff smells worse then Mokuba's dirty socks.
Yugi: What's up Kaiba?
Kaiba: I.
Kaiba looks down at some papers in his hand.
Kaiba: Scrip says I have to try to stop you.I want the shoes.
Kaiba looks down at Tea's shoes. He threw his arms up in the air.
Kaiba: I don't have time for this! I have a company to run! Those aren't even nice shoes! Kaiba begins to leave
Yugi: Just say it Kaiba, we can't go back if we don't play along.
Kaiba: Fine. I'll get you my pretty and your- come on, I'm not going to say this crap.
Tea: Say it! Say it!
Kaiba: ~ quickly ~ and your little dog too.
~ poof ~ Kaiba disappeared
Joey: Well wasn't that special?
It starts to rain.
Joey: No!!! Why does the world hate me so?
Yugi: You?
The gang turned and looked at Yugi.
Bakura: Oh my, the rain is rusting him.
Yugi: Rusting! That's bad Very bad. Stop it!
Tristan: Come Wizard of oz girl, what do we do?
Tea: in the movie the Tin Man had an oilcan, but I don't see one around here!
Yugi: en ut do e do?
Joey: What was that?
Bakura: He said 'then what do we do?'
Tea: I don't know. Maybe if we all join hands and-
~ Poof ~ Authoress poofs in
Phoenix: Stop!
Tea: But!
Phoenix: No!
Tea: ~ pout ~
Phoenix: My, what a mess we have here.
Joey: You know I'm really getting sick of people just poofing in here and messing with us. Poof Q, Poof Kaiba, Poof Authoress. When will the madness end?!
Phoenix: Well I'm not just the Authoress anymore, to fit the theme I am also ~ Poof ~
Galinda the good witch of the north! And I will give you an oilcan if-
Bakura and Tristan: If?
Phoenix: If you can ~ pause for dramatic tension ~ find the ball!
Phoenix makes a table with three paper cups and a small red rubber ball appear.
Tristan: You have the weirdest tests.
Phoenix: All of you get one chance to find the ball, if you win you get the oilcan, if not rusty is by himself. Tristan you go first.
Phoenix puts the ball under a cup then shuffles the cups around.
Tristan: The one on the right.
Phoenix picks up the cup, nothing there.
Joey: What in the heck does this have anything to do with what is going on?
Phoenix: for that sass your going next!
Just for Joey Phoenix shuffles ten times faster
Joey: GAH!
Phoenix: Come on Lassie pick.
Joey: middle
Phoenix: Nope, Tea?
Tea: by using the power of friendship I pick-
Phoenix: No! You're disqualified for use of friend ship speech!
Tea: ~ pout again ~
Phoenix: Okay cutie your Yugi's last hope.
Phoenix shuffles the cups.
Bakura: It's in your hand.
Phoenix smiles and disappears, and oil can in her place.
Bakura: There was a reason that Egyptians worshipped felines.
They oiled Yugi.
Yugi: Ah, it feels good to move. What's that smell?
Tristan: Wet dog.