Jim Morrisson and Bob the Vampire Slayer
One night some guy named Bob was strolling along through the cemetery of Pere Lachaise in Paris. He was on a mission to become just like Buffy the vampire slayer except his name would be Bob the vampire slayer. He strolled past the headstones and thought he saw Oscar Wilde's grave but he wasn't sure. As he was walking he saw a wickedly creepy dude running by and he began to chase after him, hoping that it was his chance to finally slay a vampire. He kept on running for a bit but soon the man got away and Bob sat down on a head stone. All of a sudden he heard a freakish moan coming from beneath him and he looked down. He saw something swoosh out of the ground and so he looked up. He saw an incredibly bizarre sight. There standing in front of him was...Jim Morrison!
Bob said, "Wha...?" and looked at the strange ghost.
"Well," said Jim Morrison, "You were sitting on my grave, what was I supposed to do?"
"I don't know...." whispered Bob uncertainly. Just then a group of people walked by and Bob told Jim that they might be vampires and that he had better go get them.
"Don't be silly," said Jim, "Those are deadheads! You can tell by the tie-dye and overwhelming smell of pot. They're probably searching the world for Garcia's grave or something."
As he spoke Kyle walked up to them and said, "Excuse me but do you have the time?" Neither of them did so Kyle swore profusely and left.
"Well," said Bob, "I'd better get home, I don't want to miss an all new Conan. By the way, I loved you in Wayne's World!"