Marilyn Manson Before He Became Famous
Once upon a time a young lad who would one day become Marilyn Manson was sitting in his room wishing that he could really scare people. "Gee Whiz!" he said, "I sure wish I could scare people." Unfortunately he was unable to come up with any good ideas.
Just then a mysterious apparition appeared. It was... Satan!!!! Satan said to the boy, "You're not scaring people because you're stupid."
"Wha...?" asked Marilyn. "What if i wear a Dracula costume? Or maybe even Frankenstein!"
"That's still stupid," remarked Satan. "If i were you--god forbid--i would just give up." "Oh yeah!" cried Marilyn, "I'll show you." but Satan was already gone.
A/N: I got my first flame ever for this story. It was from someone calling themselves New Model No. 15 (which is, by the by, a title of a Marilyn Manson song). They were angry that I apparently called M. M. stupid and they told me angrily that he deserves my respect. This made me laugh hysterically, as I really like Marilyn Manson. I think his music is delightful but I just don't see the point of taking everything so seriously.