Disclaimer: I certainly wish I owned anything to DO with the X-Files but, sadly, I do not… I don't own cheese either… oh wait, there's some in the fridge. Scratch that.

[While MULDER and SCULLY were… em… "discussing" the whole cheese "situation", KRYCEK was in his hidden underground lair thing that I *coughjustmadeupcough*]

KRYCEK(mumbling): Soon all of the cheese in the world will belong to me! Me! (voice rising to a shriek) MEEEEEEEE! (pants) (resumes mumbling) My master plan will soon be put in to action! Action! (voice rising) ACTIONNNNNNNNNN!!! (pants)

Cigarette-Smoking Man(CSM): No Alex, your plan will not work because I am the only one with… THE MASTER CHEESE!

KRYCEK(whimpering): I'll give you anything for the cheese! Anything!

CSM: I will only give you this (whips out (surprise) MULDER's cheese, which is in fact moldy and looks like its been rotten for about a month) cheese if you give me your (lightning crackles outside) SOUL!

KRYCEK(staring at cheese): Okay. Here, you can have it. (gives CSM his soul. Don't ask how.)

CSM: Gee, thanks. (hands cheese to KRYCEK)

[CSM walks off gleefully with KRYCEK's soul in a jar. When he opens the door, a little dog by the name of MANDI rushes in. MANDI is a Yorkshire terrier crossed poodle. MANDI is also very hyper. MANDI will bite anything and everything she can get her teeth into.]

KRYCEK: Well hello little doggy. (reaches out with his fake arm to pet her)

MANDI: RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF! (bites down on KRYCEK's arm and runs off with it in her teeth, apparently unaware of the fact that it is, in fact, plastic. Or something that resembles plastic. Or whatever)

KRYCEK: My arm, my arm! I'm going to bleed to death! Oh NOOOOO!…oh, wait. That was my fake arm. (relieved) At least that stupid dog didn't take my cheese!

MANDI: RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF! (grabs MULDER's (well, I suppose it's KRYCEK's now. After all, he did sell his soul to get it) cheese)

KRYCEK: Drat. When am I going to learn to keep my big mouth shut? Oh well, at least I'm not dying, like I do in so many of Jaenie's fanfics.

(laughter from off screen)

MANDI: RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF! (bites KRYCEK several times, finally leaving him bloodied and half dead on the floor of his underground lair.

KRYCEK: Wow, I'm not dead! That's amazing!

TBC…

A/N: Mandi is a character based on my little sister… Oh, wait, my little sister's dog. Sorry, confused the two there for a moment ;)