Chapter 4: Two New Professors
Harry and Ron sat at the Griffindor table, once again finding themselves playing with their peas and potatoes. There were two new professors in the Defense Against the Dark Arts sector. Harry wondered how many times he would have to fight Voldemort before they removed that subject. "I can't wait to meet the new professors," Ron's sister Ginny squeaked.
"Yadda, yadda, yadda," Ron mumbled.
"I heard the guy's really hot," Ginny gossiped.
"Whatever," Ron replied, flicking his sister's forehead.
"I also heard that the woman was having an affair with Dumbledore, but somehow, I can't see him having sex," Ginny told.
"Uh huh," Harry mumbled, but his mind was somewhere else. His eye was on professor Snape, who was completely beaten up. It reminded him that Hermione was suspended until New Years, which was in four months.
The students suddenly all looked up at Dumbledore who stood before them on a podium. "Students and staff of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry let me present to you our two new professors."
The whole hall whistled and clapped as Mulder and Scully - Or should I say Moldy and Sculder stepped onto the stage. "Holey shit, Ginny, he really IS hot!" Harry exclaimed, as he stared in awe at professor Moldy.
"On behalf of our school, I welcome professors Falcon Moldy and Dianne Sculder," Dumbledore announced. And once again, everybody clapped. The agents smiled, everyone believed their disguise. "Now, everyone. You must be wondering which houses these two will be in. Professor Moldy, you will be in Griffindor, and professor Sculder, you are in Slytherin."
"Fuck!" Ron exclaimed out loud. Everyone looked toward him with angry looks on their faces. He had never been known to scream obscenities. What they didn't know was that Mr. Weasly had a major crush on the midget known as professor Sculder.
"Mr. Weasly, join me in my office after supper," Dumbledore instructed. All suddenly became louder, the professors joined their tables, and desert was served.
End of Chapter 4
== Scully will be squished! I promise! ==
Harry and Ron sat at the Griffindor table, once again finding themselves playing with their peas and potatoes. There were two new professors in the Defense Against the Dark Arts sector. Harry wondered how many times he would have to fight Voldemort before they removed that subject. "I can't wait to meet the new professors," Ron's sister Ginny squeaked.
"Yadda, yadda, yadda," Ron mumbled.
"I heard the guy's really hot," Ginny gossiped.
"Whatever," Ron replied, flicking his sister's forehead.
"I also heard that the woman was having an affair with Dumbledore, but somehow, I can't see him having sex," Ginny told.
"Uh huh," Harry mumbled, but his mind was somewhere else. His eye was on professor Snape, who was completely beaten up. It reminded him that Hermione was suspended until New Years, which was in four months.
The students suddenly all looked up at Dumbledore who stood before them on a podium. "Students and staff of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry let me present to you our two new professors."
The whole hall whistled and clapped as Mulder and Scully - Or should I say Moldy and Sculder stepped onto the stage. "Holey shit, Ginny, he really IS hot!" Harry exclaimed, as he stared in awe at professor Moldy.
"On behalf of our school, I welcome professors Falcon Moldy and Dianne Sculder," Dumbledore announced. And once again, everybody clapped. The agents smiled, everyone believed their disguise. "Now, everyone. You must be wondering which houses these two will be in. Professor Moldy, you will be in Griffindor, and professor Sculder, you are in Slytherin."
"Fuck!" Ron exclaimed out loud. Everyone looked toward him with angry looks on their faces. He had never been known to scream obscenities. What they didn't know was that Mr. Weasly had a major crush on the midget known as professor Sculder.
"Mr. Weasly, join me in my office after supper," Dumbledore instructed. All suddenly became louder, the professors joined their tables, and desert was served.
End of Chapter 4
== Scully will be squished! I promise! ==