Chapter 5: Professor Moldy in Griffindor/ Sculder in Slytherin
After supper, the two professors were split up and taken into their new houses. Harry, Ron, and Ginny led Moldy up to the dorms. "And this is where we split up," Ginny said, "Good night, professor." Ginny winked at the sexy male and made her way to the girls' dorms.
"So, I sleep in the boy's dorms?" Moldy inquired.
"Yes, you can sleep with me-I mean, uh, in the dorm," Harry corrected.
"Okay, then," Moldy muttered, looking at Harry with a strange frown. He could tell that the young wizard was a 'Mo.
Harry and Ron led Mulder-I mean Moldy to his bed, and said their goodnights. Mulder liked the boys' gratitude towards him, and was happy he had been put into Griffindor. He wondered if Scully was having as much fun as he was.
MEANWHILE . . .
Agent Dana Katherine Scully (Dianne Sculder) was busily trying to get the students under control. Professor Snape had been vitally injured, so the kids were celebrating. Scully yelled at the top of her lungs, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" But it didn't work.
"WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, PIPSQUEAK?" one of the first year students retorted back.
Scully said nothing more. She was doomed to failure, and she would probably not succeed in her undercover work.
Suddenly, a voice called to her, "I can help you, professor Sculder."
"Who?" she asked.
"It is I, Drako Malfoy," the blond boy said.
"Uh huh," Sculder replied.
"Do you want to get them under control? I can help you."
"Sure."
"Come with me." Drako led Sculder down into the dungeons where snakes slithered across their shoes. "This is where I keep it."
"Keep what?"
"This." Drako pulled back a metal cover, revealing a little assortment of drugs in Ziploc bags.
Sculder gasped. "You do realize that you could get arrested for this kind of drug dealing?"
"Your not a squealer, are you Sculder? If you are, I'll hunt you down and," Drako was too afraid to finish. He didn't want to even hint at the fact he was going to say it.
"What? You gonna kill me?"
"No. Just never mind."
"What? That IS your drug stash, isn't it?"
"Uh, it's not all mine."
"Then who's is it?"
"He who shall not be named."
Sculder looked stumped. "Who?"
"I can't say it!"
"WHO!" Sculder shook the boy, but realized it was no use. She was now part of it.
What she did not know was that the professor had just gotten herself in deep shit with Voldemort's secret drug stash.
End of Chapter 5
=== Squashed Scully will be soon, I PROMISE!! ===
After supper, the two professors were split up and taken into their new houses. Harry, Ron, and Ginny led Moldy up to the dorms. "And this is where we split up," Ginny said, "Good night, professor." Ginny winked at the sexy male and made her way to the girls' dorms.
"So, I sleep in the boy's dorms?" Moldy inquired.
"Yes, you can sleep with me-I mean, uh, in the dorm," Harry corrected.
"Okay, then," Moldy muttered, looking at Harry with a strange frown. He could tell that the young wizard was a 'Mo.
Harry and Ron led Mulder-I mean Moldy to his bed, and said their goodnights. Mulder liked the boys' gratitude towards him, and was happy he had been put into Griffindor. He wondered if Scully was having as much fun as he was.
MEANWHILE . . .
Agent Dana Katherine Scully (Dianne Sculder) was busily trying to get the students under control. Professor Snape had been vitally injured, so the kids were celebrating. Scully yelled at the top of her lungs, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" But it didn't work.
"WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, PIPSQUEAK?" one of the first year students retorted back.
Scully said nothing more. She was doomed to failure, and she would probably not succeed in her undercover work.
Suddenly, a voice called to her, "I can help you, professor Sculder."
"Who?" she asked.
"It is I, Drako Malfoy," the blond boy said.
"Uh huh," Sculder replied.
"Do you want to get them under control? I can help you."
"Sure."
"Come with me." Drako led Sculder down into the dungeons where snakes slithered across their shoes. "This is where I keep it."
"Keep what?"
"This." Drako pulled back a metal cover, revealing a little assortment of drugs in Ziploc bags.
Sculder gasped. "You do realize that you could get arrested for this kind of drug dealing?"
"Your not a squealer, are you Sculder? If you are, I'll hunt you down and," Drako was too afraid to finish. He didn't want to even hint at the fact he was going to say it.
"What? You gonna kill me?"
"No. Just never mind."
"What? That IS your drug stash, isn't it?"
"Uh, it's not all mine."
"Then who's is it?"
"He who shall not be named."
Sculder looked stumped. "Who?"
"I can't say it!"
"WHO!" Sculder shook the boy, but realized it was no use. She was now part of it.
What she did not know was that the professor had just gotten herself in deep shit with Voldemort's secret drug stash.
End of Chapter 5
=== Squashed Scully will be soon, I PROMISE!! ===