Chapter 9: In the Dungeon
Mulder looked around the dark, smelly little room. "Wow! I never thought I'd see the day when there was a worse looking place than the basement office."
"What's the 'basement office'," Harry asked, "Some kind of prison?"
Mulder smiled, "Kind of like that."
Draco led his three acquaintances to the little vault that held all Voldemort's drugs. "It's right here; all in the vault. Just take it and go! I don't want to be part of this stupid shit any more!" Malfoy cried, flinging open the heavy stone door, revealing the Ziploc Baggies.
Suddenly, a voice boomed from above, "I don't think so, Mr. Malfoy! Not without a price!" Voldemort jumped down from his hiding place. He was in human form, wearing a tattered black robe that covered his whole torso, and a hood covered his head. His face was surrounded by darkness, and no one could even see what he looked like.
Draco screamed like a little girl and tried to run away, but Voldemort yelled, "Evil bisexuality!" Draco floated in the air for a second, and then he split into two. There was blood everywhere, and Mr. Malfoy was finally dead.
Sculder gasped, staring at the boy for a moment, and fainted in Moldy's arms. "It's all up to you, Harry! Remember what I taught you!" Moldy called.
Harry quickly turned to the man, nodded, and took out his wand, "Conspiracy torso!" Harry yelled at the top of his voice. Voldemort fell down with the hard blow of alien colour. While his opponent was down, Harry yelled another spell, "Alien cock!" which made Voldemort shake, and shake until he could barely stand.
As the dark lord lay on the ground, he said to Harry, "I cannot withstand the greater powers of the aliens! I must fight the future!"
Mulder laughed, even though he had rambled on about stuff like that millions of times before. "You're just a big pussy!" Mulder yelled.
"You dare defy me!" Voldemort cried, getting up off the floor and rushing to Mulder.
The man nodded and punched the dark lord in the side of the head. "Let's do this the Scooby Doo way, and see who's under the hood, shall we?" Mulder asked, as he took the hood off to reveal...
"Hermione?!" Harry cried.
"Yes, you dimwit. And I would've gotten away with my drug stash, too if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
"But why?" Harry asked.
"Nothing ever happens here! I wanted some drugs so we could all get high together! Don't you see, Harry? We could've had a better life!" the crazed girl yelled.
"Okay, miss, that's enough. Your coming with us," Mulder said, and Scully got up off the ground.
"What do you mean? Your just two stupid professors! What the hell are you going to do?" Hermione shouted.
"Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully, FBI," Mulder said, holding up his badge, Scully held hers up, too. Hermione rolled her eyes, and sighed. She was caught and there was nothing more to do.
End of Chapter 9
=== Squashed Scully! Next chapter! ===
Mulder looked around the dark, smelly little room. "Wow! I never thought I'd see the day when there was a worse looking place than the basement office."
"What's the 'basement office'," Harry asked, "Some kind of prison?"
Mulder smiled, "Kind of like that."
Draco led his three acquaintances to the little vault that held all Voldemort's drugs. "It's right here; all in the vault. Just take it and go! I don't want to be part of this stupid shit any more!" Malfoy cried, flinging open the heavy stone door, revealing the Ziploc Baggies.
Suddenly, a voice boomed from above, "I don't think so, Mr. Malfoy! Not without a price!" Voldemort jumped down from his hiding place. He was in human form, wearing a tattered black robe that covered his whole torso, and a hood covered his head. His face was surrounded by darkness, and no one could even see what he looked like.
Draco screamed like a little girl and tried to run away, but Voldemort yelled, "Evil bisexuality!" Draco floated in the air for a second, and then he split into two. There was blood everywhere, and Mr. Malfoy was finally dead.
Sculder gasped, staring at the boy for a moment, and fainted in Moldy's arms. "It's all up to you, Harry! Remember what I taught you!" Moldy called.
Harry quickly turned to the man, nodded, and took out his wand, "Conspiracy torso!" Harry yelled at the top of his voice. Voldemort fell down with the hard blow of alien colour. While his opponent was down, Harry yelled another spell, "Alien cock!" which made Voldemort shake, and shake until he could barely stand.
As the dark lord lay on the ground, he said to Harry, "I cannot withstand the greater powers of the aliens! I must fight the future!"
Mulder laughed, even though he had rambled on about stuff like that millions of times before. "You're just a big pussy!" Mulder yelled.
"You dare defy me!" Voldemort cried, getting up off the floor and rushing to Mulder.
The man nodded and punched the dark lord in the side of the head. "Let's do this the Scooby Doo way, and see who's under the hood, shall we?" Mulder asked, as he took the hood off to reveal...
"Hermione?!" Harry cried.
"Yes, you dimwit. And I would've gotten away with my drug stash, too if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
"But why?" Harry asked.
"Nothing ever happens here! I wanted some drugs so we could all get high together! Don't you see, Harry? We could've had a better life!" the crazed girl yelled.
"Okay, miss, that's enough. Your coming with us," Mulder said, and Scully got up off the ground.
"What do you mean? Your just two stupid professors! What the hell are you going to do?" Hermione shouted.
"Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully, FBI," Mulder said, holding up his badge, Scully held hers up, too. Hermione rolled her eyes, and sighed. She was caught and there was nothing more to do.
End of Chapter 9
=== Squashed Scully! Next chapter! ===