What happens when I own Inu-Yasha.
This was made to be funny, so laugh! My eight voices do come in this one so I will explain them:
Insanity (male)(brunet-blonde)- loves Evil but during V-day, he forced her to say "I love you" then called her weird.
Evil (female)(brunet)- Is loved by Insanity. Does not love Insanity. Hates a lot of things and usually controls my mind during the most inconvenient times.
Good (female)(black)- Is usually always sleeping.
Bad (male)(brunet-red)- He doesn't appear to often since Evil has sort of taken his role. But when he does, it's not pretty.
Optimist (male)(black)- What more can I say. He always looks on the good side of things and tries to make Pessimist think happy thoughts.
Pessimist (male)(red)- Always speaks what's on his mind. He says the real, but sad and hurtful, truth all the time.
Sadist (female)(black)- She is the newest voice in my head. She gets enjoyment out of causing people pain. She takes over my mind during "fun and torture time."
Attention (female)(red-blonde)- Is a new voice, but was in my head before Sadist. She doesn't pay attention even if her life and existence in my head depended on it. During V-day, she thought it was X-mas.
My friend Ame is in here, too. She does not like the show Inu-Yasha *glares at Ame*.
Disclaimer: Keri: Must I?
Ame: Hai!
Keri: I own Inu-Yasha! *laughs evilly*
Ame: *hits Keri over head with Sango's Boomerang* I'll say it then. Even though in this fic Keri "owns" Inu-Yasha (which will never happen no matter how many death threat letters she sends to that one person she said does)-
Keri: Rumi - *gets hit over head again*
Ame: She will never ever in her life own that hanyou guy!
Keri: His name is In- *gets hit over head*
Ame: I don't care! I said it before and I'll say it again. I hate that show and anything related to it!
Keri: Now you did it. You're in serious kuso.
Ame: Huh? Why am I in serious shi- *gets interrupted by the sound of thundering feet of angry fan girls*
Keri: Ha! You get what you deserve! *joins in the mauling of Ame*
~~~~On with the show!~~~
Chapter one: How they became mine.
She sat there staring at the screen. "Disclaimer" it said. 'Why is it every time you write a story, you have to say you don't own Inu-Yasha?' she thought sadly as she typed "I do-" ready to put the "n't" when she thought of something. 'Everyone knows I don't own Inu-Yasha, so why put it?' She then typed and read out-loud as she did, "I do own Inu-Yasha."
BOOM! Big mistake. The sky turned black and gray. "Hell's raising!" Keri yelled. "Run for your meaningless lives!" Then everything was back to normal. Sky was blue, Inu-Yasha characters in the room, computer still waiting to be typed on. INU-YASHA CHARACTERS?!! 'Kuso! What did I do?!"
Inu-Yasha, Miroku, Sango, Kirara, Shippo, Kagome, Koga, Rin, Jakken, Sesshomaru, Kikyo, Myouga, Naraku, Buyo, Sota, Hojo, and Kaede (I don't want to put everyone, plus half these people are going to be forced to leave) we're all in the room totally freaked out.
"Where the hell are we?!" Inu-Yasha yelled.
A wicked smile was suddenly on Keri's face. "I now own you, everyone," she said thinking of ways to torture the people she disliked and wondering how soft Inu-Yasha's ears were and how fuzzy Sesshomaru's tail was. Hai, this was going to be fun.
"Human, you do not own me." Sesshomaru said looking of no emotion.
"Yes I do. Just look at my computer screen." All the future people knew what she was talking about and read the screen; the past people soon followed the act.
"What the hell language is that!?" Inu-Yasha yelled more than asked.
'Opps, forgot they can't read English. Good thing I know Japanese so I can talk to them,' Keri thought. "English. You're in America. Texas sadly. Wish we were in Tokyo right now, but I'm not old enough to leave home yet. Damn age. Anyway, it states I own all the Inu-Yasha characters. And since I own you guys, I'm going to have some fun and torture time!"
"English?" Miroku asked.
"America?" Sango pondered
"Texas?" Shippo wondered
" How old are you anyway?" Kagome spoke for the first time.
"(a/n like I'll reveal my age)." Everyone stood in shock.
'This girl is that young? She looks around (a/n *place age here, many people believe I'm 16.),' was everyone's thought. But, there were some weird characteristics to her. For one she looked somewhat demon like, her eyes were yellow, she had claw-like nails, and her teeth were pointed like fangs. Second, she was tall about 5 feet 6 inches. Third, the language wasn't exactly what any "normal" (a/n place age here. ^ ^) year old would use.
"Are you human?" Hojo asked. "And what are these weird looking, inhuman- like people doing here?"
"You ask to many questions baka," Keri said. She didn't like Hojo, no she didn't. Target number one: Kill or scare the kuso out of Hojo for ever asking Kagome out and being. well, Hojo. "And I repeat myself, "Fun and torture time."" She could she Hojo shuddered and back up. "As a matter of fact, I am human. I just had modifications," she said closing in on Hojo. "Leave now before I hurt you." Hojo leapt out the window falling two stories down which made him plummet face first into the ground. "Why didn't I think of that?" Keri asked herself while looking out of the now broken window at the flattened otoko.
"You're scary. Kick her butt Inu-Yasha!" Sota said hiding behind Inu- Yasha's legs. Keri liked Sota because he thought Inu-Yasha was cool. In fact she wish she had a brother like him.
'Sota definitely not on kill list,' she thought ignoring the comment he made about her. Instead, she turned her glance to Kaede, the man looking woman. Maybe she shouldn't kill her because of the information and "wisdom" she held. 'Sango: keep alive. Miroku: keep alive. Buyo the blob: keep alive. Sesshomaru: for wanting to touch tail purposes, keep alive. Jakken. kill!' Finally Keri was going to get to rip the head off that annoying little toad.
Cliffhanger! *dodges pointy objects*. Don't hate me! In the next chapter you get to see Jakken being tortured!
Bad: Hate her! She left you with cliffhanger. I command you to hate Keri!
Keri: Shut up! *strangles Bad*
Ame: *sweatdrops*
This was made to be funny, so laugh! My eight voices do come in this one so I will explain them:
Insanity (male)(brunet-blonde)- loves Evil but during V-day, he forced her to say "I love you" then called her weird.
Evil (female)(brunet)- Is loved by Insanity. Does not love Insanity. Hates a lot of things and usually controls my mind during the most inconvenient times.
Good (female)(black)- Is usually always sleeping.
Bad (male)(brunet-red)- He doesn't appear to often since Evil has sort of taken his role. But when he does, it's not pretty.
Optimist (male)(black)- What more can I say. He always looks on the good side of things and tries to make Pessimist think happy thoughts.
Pessimist (male)(red)- Always speaks what's on his mind. He says the real, but sad and hurtful, truth all the time.
Sadist (female)(black)- She is the newest voice in my head. She gets enjoyment out of causing people pain. She takes over my mind during "fun and torture time."
Attention (female)(red-blonde)- Is a new voice, but was in my head before Sadist. She doesn't pay attention even if her life and existence in my head depended on it. During V-day, she thought it was X-mas.
My friend Ame is in here, too. She does not like the show Inu-Yasha *glares at Ame*.
Disclaimer: Keri: Must I?
Ame: Hai!
Keri: I own Inu-Yasha! *laughs evilly*
Ame: *hits Keri over head with Sango's Boomerang* I'll say it then. Even though in this fic Keri "owns" Inu-Yasha (which will never happen no matter how many death threat letters she sends to that one person she said does)-
Keri: Rumi - *gets hit over head again*
Ame: She will never ever in her life own that hanyou guy!
Keri: His name is In- *gets hit over head*
Ame: I don't care! I said it before and I'll say it again. I hate that show and anything related to it!
Keri: Now you did it. You're in serious kuso.
Ame: Huh? Why am I in serious shi- *gets interrupted by the sound of thundering feet of angry fan girls*
Keri: Ha! You get what you deserve! *joins in the mauling of Ame*
~~~~On with the show!~~~
Chapter one: How they became mine.
She sat there staring at the screen. "Disclaimer" it said. 'Why is it every time you write a story, you have to say you don't own Inu-Yasha?' she thought sadly as she typed "I do-" ready to put the "n't" when she thought of something. 'Everyone knows I don't own Inu-Yasha, so why put it?' She then typed and read out-loud as she did, "I do own Inu-Yasha."
BOOM! Big mistake. The sky turned black and gray. "Hell's raising!" Keri yelled. "Run for your meaningless lives!" Then everything was back to normal. Sky was blue, Inu-Yasha characters in the room, computer still waiting to be typed on. INU-YASHA CHARACTERS?!! 'Kuso! What did I do?!"
Inu-Yasha, Miroku, Sango, Kirara, Shippo, Kagome, Koga, Rin, Jakken, Sesshomaru, Kikyo, Myouga, Naraku, Buyo, Sota, Hojo, and Kaede (I don't want to put everyone, plus half these people are going to be forced to leave) we're all in the room totally freaked out.
"Where the hell are we?!" Inu-Yasha yelled.
A wicked smile was suddenly on Keri's face. "I now own you, everyone," she said thinking of ways to torture the people she disliked and wondering how soft Inu-Yasha's ears were and how fuzzy Sesshomaru's tail was. Hai, this was going to be fun.
"Human, you do not own me." Sesshomaru said looking of no emotion.
"Yes I do. Just look at my computer screen." All the future people knew what she was talking about and read the screen; the past people soon followed the act.
"What the hell language is that!?" Inu-Yasha yelled more than asked.
'Opps, forgot they can't read English. Good thing I know Japanese so I can talk to them,' Keri thought. "English. You're in America. Texas sadly. Wish we were in Tokyo right now, but I'm not old enough to leave home yet. Damn age. Anyway, it states I own all the Inu-Yasha characters. And since I own you guys, I'm going to have some fun and torture time!"
"English?" Miroku asked.
"America?" Sango pondered
"Texas?" Shippo wondered
" How old are you anyway?" Kagome spoke for the first time.
"(a/n like I'll reveal my age)." Everyone stood in shock.
'This girl is that young? She looks around (a/n *place age here, many people believe I'm 16.),' was everyone's thought. But, there were some weird characteristics to her. For one she looked somewhat demon like, her eyes were yellow, she had claw-like nails, and her teeth were pointed like fangs. Second, she was tall about 5 feet 6 inches. Third, the language wasn't exactly what any "normal" (a/n place age here. ^ ^) year old would use.
"Are you human?" Hojo asked. "And what are these weird looking, inhuman- like people doing here?"
"You ask to many questions baka," Keri said. She didn't like Hojo, no she didn't. Target number one: Kill or scare the kuso out of Hojo for ever asking Kagome out and being. well, Hojo. "And I repeat myself, "Fun and torture time."" She could she Hojo shuddered and back up. "As a matter of fact, I am human. I just had modifications," she said closing in on Hojo. "Leave now before I hurt you." Hojo leapt out the window falling two stories down which made him plummet face first into the ground. "Why didn't I think of that?" Keri asked herself while looking out of the now broken window at the flattened otoko.
"You're scary. Kick her butt Inu-Yasha!" Sota said hiding behind Inu- Yasha's legs. Keri liked Sota because he thought Inu-Yasha was cool. In fact she wish she had a brother like him.
'Sota definitely not on kill list,' she thought ignoring the comment he made about her. Instead, she turned her glance to Kaede, the man looking woman. Maybe she shouldn't kill her because of the information and "wisdom" she held. 'Sango: keep alive. Miroku: keep alive. Buyo the blob: keep alive. Sesshomaru: for wanting to touch tail purposes, keep alive. Jakken. kill!' Finally Keri was going to get to rip the head off that annoying little toad.
Cliffhanger! *dodges pointy objects*. Don't hate me! In the next chapter you get to see Jakken being tortured!
Bad: Hate her! She left you with cliffhanger. I command you to hate Keri!
Keri: Shut up! *strangles Bad*
Ame: *sweatdrops*