Chapter 2: Torture= Fun= You're a Sadist
Disclaimer:
Keri: Must it be said again?
Ame: Yuppers.
Keri: I'm going to hate myself for doing this. *sigh* I'll only own Inu- Yasha in my wildest dreams. Happy?!
Ame: Not really but for the most part, yes! *runs towards conveniently placed food*
~~~On with the chapter~~~
"Jakken," Keri stressed his name.
Jakken gulped loud enough for a deaf person's ears to hear. "Lord Sesshomaru help!"
"He can't help you because I control and own him. Just like I own you," Keri said very unfriendly. "Someone give me their weapon, now!" More than half the room threw their weapons to Keri (except Inu-Yasha) because they too always wanted to see Jakken die.
"Hmm, which weapon should I use? Boomerang, staff, bow and arrows. All of the above!" Keri chirped happily.
Boom! Crash! Hit! Dodge. Run. There lay Jakken on the floor. "That's what happens when you run Jakken," Keri stated to the twitching toad that was in a ball. She then picked up the slightly moving green thing and tossed him out the window into the crater Hojo had left behind. "I guess I should warn you of the people I'm going to torture. As you see I don't like Hojo nor do I like Jakken. There are others, but don't worry they're not important! They're just Kikyo, Myouga and Naraku. I'm only going to squish you Myouga and throw you into the crater down there *points*. As for the other two. Well, Kaede since you won't be needed exit through the door. Sota, you can stay if you want, you're cool."
*Kikyo points arrow at Keri* "I will not be tortured by you!"
"Then leave, through the window please." *Kikyo does as she is told but is not at all happy when her precious dead body meets solid concrete*
Keri then proceeds with squishing Myouga and kicking Naraku's ass, but does let the others in with the killing before throwing him down to meet Keri's friend, concrete. "Buyo!" Keri runs towards the blob of a cat and holds him. "Squishy," Keri said poking at his belly. *sets Buyo on bed* "Inu- Yasha, come here please." Inu-Yasha inches over to Keri only to be greeted with her hands on his ears rubbing them. "They are so soft! Hand over the money Evil, I win." Out of now where, a person appears handing over some money to Keri.
"How did I know his ears would be THIS soft *feels Inu's ears*?" Evil asked herself more than to anyone in particular.
"Would you mind telling me who you are? And get your hands off my ears!" Inu-Yasha said in an agitated tone of voice.
"Keri, you didn't tell them about me? I'm hurt," the girl called Evil said with puppy-dog eyes.
"I didn't tell them about the rest of you guys either, so don't give me that look!"
"Others?" Miroku asked. "Female others?" That got him several hits on the head.
"There are only 3 other girls. Why?" asked Evil.
"Don't ask," sighed Kagome.
"Well, anyway. Sesshomaru!" Keri cried. "Come here o' fuzzy one."
"Why should I follow a humans orders?" he replied calmly.
Seven other people appeared next to Evil and Keri. "Everyone meet my voices." She then explained who they were, their names, and their characteristics (see beginning of Chapter one). "They help me make up my mind on what to do. What torture do you think I should use on Fluffy, Sadist?"
"Hmm, this is a toughie. He not only called you just a human, but he refused to follow your orders. I say use the Kagome treatment," Sadist replied smartly.
"Oh, this will be fun!" Keri said staring at Flu- I mean Sesshomaru.
"Kagome treatment? What's that?" asked Shippo.
"You know whenever Kagome says "osuwari" Inu-Yasha face faults?" Keri waited for a reply. Everyone nodded his or her heads. "Well, it's like that."
*group oh*
"Fine, I'm coming," sighed a defeated Sesshomaru. He was greeted with a yank at his tail and then Keri's face rubbing on it.
"So fluzzy and fuffy! Hand over the money Evil, I win again!" Keri yelled triumphantly.
"Kami! Why do you guys have to be so damn soft?" Evil screamed as she handed over some money, yet again, to Keri.
"Okay Sessy, I have no more use for you, so you can leave. But since you hurt poor Inu-Yasha, you get to leave the indignant way! Out the window, no flying." Keri knew of course that he would land feet first, but she didn't care. 'It's the thought that counts!' Keri thought. 'Now where did I hear that before?'
Yes I know my chapters are short, but they will get longer!
Pessimist: no they won't
Keri: *glare* I know the end to this kinda sucked but-
Pessimist: Sucked? It plain sucked kuso. It isn't worthy of being typed.
Keri: *more glare* I promise it'll get better no matter what Pez says.
Disclaimer:
Keri: Must it be said again?
Ame: Yuppers.
Keri: I'm going to hate myself for doing this. *sigh* I'll only own Inu- Yasha in my wildest dreams. Happy?!
Ame: Not really but for the most part, yes! *runs towards conveniently placed food*
~~~On with the chapter~~~
"Jakken," Keri stressed his name.
Jakken gulped loud enough for a deaf person's ears to hear. "Lord Sesshomaru help!"
"He can't help you because I control and own him. Just like I own you," Keri said very unfriendly. "Someone give me their weapon, now!" More than half the room threw their weapons to Keri (except Inu-Yasha) because they too always wanted to see Jakken die.
"Hmm, which weapon should I use? Boomerang, staff, bow and arrows. All of the above!" Keri chirped happily.
Boom! Crash! Hit! Dodge. Run. There lay Jakken on the floor. "That's what happens when you run Jakken," Keri stated to the twitching toad that was in a ball. She then picked up the slightly moving green thing and tossed him out the window into the crater Hojo had left behind. "I guess I should warn you of the people I'm going to torture. As you see I don't like Hojo nor do I like Jakken. There are others, but don't worry they're not important! They're just Kikyo, Myouga and Naraku. I'm only going to squish you Myouga and throw you into the crater down there *points*. As for the other two. Well, Kaede since you won't be needed exit through the door. Sota, you can stay if you want, you're cool."
*Kikyo points arrow at Keri* "I will not be tortured by you!"
"Then leave, through the window please." *Kikyo does as she is told but is not at all happy when her precious dead body meets solid concrete*
Keri then proceeds with squishing Myouga and kicking Naraku's ass, but does let the others in with the killing before throwing him down to meet Keri's friend, concrete. "Buyo!" Keri runs towards the blob of a cat and holds him. "Squishy," Keri said poking at his belly. *sets Buyo on bed* "Inu- Yasha, come here please." Inu-Yasha inches over to Keri only to be greeted with her hands on his ears rubbing them. "They are so soft! Hand over the money Evil, I win." Out of now where, a person appears handing over some money to Keri.
"How did I know his ears would be THIS soft *feels Inu's ears*?" Evil asked herself more than to anyone in particular.
"Would you mind telling me who you are? And get your hands off my ears!" Inu-Yasha said in an agitated tone of voice.
"Keri, you didn't tell them about me? I'm hurt," the girl called Evil said with puppy-dog eyes.
"I didn't tell them about the rest of you guys either, so don't give me that look!"
"Others?" Miroku asked. "Female others?" That got him several hits on the head.
"There are only 3 other girls. Why?" asked Evil.
"Don't ask," sighed Kagome.
"Well, anyway. Sesshomaru!" Keri cried. "Come here o' fuzzy one."
"Why should I follow a humans orders?" he replied calmly.
Seven other people appeared next to Evil and Keri. "Everyone meet my voices." She then explained who they were, their names, and their characteristics (see beginning of Chapter one). "They help me make up my mind on what to do. What torture do you think I should use on Fluffy, Sadist?"
"Hmm, this is a toughie. He not only called you just a human, but he refused to follow your orders. I say use the Kagome treatment," Sadist replied smartly.
"Oh, this will be fun!" Keri said staring at Flu- I mean Sesshomaru.
"Kagome treatment? What's that?" asked Shippo.
"You know whenever Kagome says "osuwari" Inu-Yasha face faults?" Keri waited for a reply. Everyone nodded his or her heads. "Well, it's like that."
*group oh*
"Fine, I'm coming," sighed a defeated Sesshomaru. He was greeted with a yank at his tail and then Keri's face rubbing on it.
"So fluzzy and fuffy! Hand over the money Evil, I win again!" Keri yelled triumphantly.
"Kami! Why do you guys have to be so damn soft?" Evil screamed as she handed over some money, yet again, to Keri.
"Okay Sessy, I have no more use for you, so you can leave. But since you hurt poor Inu-Yasha, you get to leave the indignant way! Out the window, no flying." Keri knew of course that he would land feet first, but she didn't care. 'It's the thought that counts!' Keri thought. 'Now where did I hear that before?'
Yes I know my chapters are short, but they will get longer!
Pessimist: no they won't
Keri: *glare* I know the end to this kinda sucked but-
Pessimist: Sucked? It plain sucked kuso. It isn't worthy of being typed.
Keri: *more glare* I promise it'll get better no matter what Pez says.