Chapter 3: It's All About The Voices
Disclaimer:
Keri: We must sing a sad song! Disclaimer is a baka!
Ame: Say it or I'll hurt you so bad, you won't be able to type.
Keri: Keri must not upset the fans, so Keri WILL say the disclaimer. Keri does not own Inu-Yasha no matter how much she bugs the owner with speaking in third person tongue.
~~~Here you go~~~
"Inu-Yasha? Can I be your voice instead of Keri's? Keri never listens to me!" asked Good.
"What makes you think I'll listen to you?" Inu-Yasha read the characters on her shirt that spelled out her name, Good.
"Was worth a shot," Good mumbled.
"Help! He's trying to hug me for the third time!" cried Evil as she hid behind Kagome for safety from Insanity.
*Insanity stops in his tracks* "You know Evil, you wish I would hug you don't you? But I'm not gonna."
"Hentai!" *Evil hits Insanity with Sango's boomerang* (a/n What a popular weapon).
"Who does this scene remind you of?" asked Kagome. Sango turned beat red as she retrieved her demon-bone-boomerang from The Voice.
Miroku was still ogling the women Voices and their beauty (a/n Of their rears). By now, Miroku knew the names of all the voices, well at least the female Voices. "Evil, Attention, Good, Sadist? Will any of you bear me a child?" Miroku asked with big, innocent eyes.
"Gimme a break!" replied Evil.
" What is the question Houshi?" asked Attention who was obviously still in dreamland.
"I am so sorry monk, but I do not want children, nor will Keri let me," Good said o' too sweetly.
"I will if you do hurtful things to yourself," was Sadist's blunt answer.
Everyone falls over anime style after hearing everyone's replies (by now the only people left in the room were Inu-Yasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Kirara, and Shippo. Sota left with Buyo and Koga snuck off, oh and Rin left with Sessy. If there is anyone else I forgot about, then they left too *looks at chapter one to check* and I didn't! I rule! Pessimist (a.k.a. Pez): no you don't).
*Keri gets up and looks at her watch* "4:30? Huh, I thought it was later than that. Well, since you guys are mine, you're gonna stay here in my house. My family will be gone for a week, so you guys can stay in their rooms. There are *counts in head* five beads. One is downstairs; it's a pullout bed. The others are a futon, queen-sized, full, and a twin, then again you could sleep on the couches or even in my butterfly chair. I'm going to have to get up early because I have school. Field trip to the mall!" Keri wanted them to be prepared for the next morning, even if it was in the afternoon.
"What about us?" The Voices said in union.
"You guys have my head as a house."
"But I wanna be with cute little Shippo!" Good pleaded.
"Sleep on the floor," Keri said not really caring where her voices slept; she knew her chibis were coming soon, so she wasn't in the mood to deal with much. 'And Ame's coming over, too. She is so going to wonder why my voices and the Inu-Yasha cast is here.' ::Idea:: "Inu-Yasha, why don't you and Kagome share a bed?!" She always wanted the two to cuddle and this was the perfect chance to see them together.
Inu-Yasha had saucer-eyes for a few seconds then his eyes narrowed. "You're messed up you stupid human wench!"
*sigh* "Inu-Yasha, I am only doing what is best for the two of you. If I don't make you two sleep side-by-side, then how will you ever admit each other's feeling for the other?"
"F-feelings? What feelings?!" Inu-Yasha desperately needed to find a loophole.
"Um, Keri is it? I don't think you want to go into a conversation with this," Sango was trying to stop anything major from happening before it started.
"Fine, I will no longer speak of it. I only wanted to bring it up."
Kagome, by now, had a tomato colored face and had wide eyes. "Yes, let's drop the subject."
Keri looked at her watch again. " 7:00. Geez time goes by fast. That or Bad has been messing with my watch again *looks at Bad*."
***~~~Flashback~~~***
*Keri groggily looks at her watch that was sitting on her bed-side-table* "7:54! Holy kuso I'm going to be late! I feel as if I've only slept for a few hours. Why Kami why! Why must you make me go to school?!" *Keri runs downstairs to a dark dinning room* "Huh, where is everyone?" *Looks at microwave clock* "3:00!? But my- how the-? . Bad!!!"
***~~~End flashback~~~***
"Swear to Kami I didn't do anything," Bad said waving his hands in front of his face defensively.
"Right. Man I fear for the worst when I come home tomorrow."
""Why?" Kagome asked.
"My chibis are coming."
"Huh?" Inu-Yasha was baffled (a/n First time I've ever used that word. Be proud of me!).
"Who are they?" Miroku was now curious of the strangely dressed girl.
"Don't get her started please!" begged Evil (a/n My favorite voice!).
"No, let her continue," Insanity loved to hear Keri talk about how the chibis made her more insane. 'Insanity, my favorite illness,' he thought.
"Arigato Insanity. Now where was I? Ah yes, my chibi people."
Cliffhanger #2! Haha! I'm evil!
Evil: Yes I am.
Keri: Who said you could be in these things?
Evil: Me!
Keri: *eye twitches* *sigh* Fine. In next chapter you will discover who the chibis are and what happened to me during the mall field trip (true event: mall).
Disclaimer:
Keri: We must sing a sad song! Disclaimer is a baka!
Ame: Say it or I'll hurt you so bad, you won't be able to type.
Keri: Keri must not upset the fans, so Keri WILL say the disclaimer. Keri does not own Inu-Yasha no matter how much she bugs the owner with speaking in third person tongue.
~~~Here you go~~~
"Inu-Yasha? Can I be your voice instead of Keri's? Keri never listens to me!" asked Good.
"What makes you think I'll listen to you?" Inu-Yasha read the characters on her shirt that spelled out her name, Good.
"Was worth a shot," Good mumbled.
"Help! He's trying to hug me for the third time!" cried Evil as she hid behind Kagome for safety from Insanity.
*Insanity stops in his tracks* "You know Evil, you wish I would hug you don't you? But I'm not gonna."
"Hentai!" *Evil hits Insanity with Sango's boomerang* (a/n What a popular weapon).
"Who does this scene remind you of?" asked Kagome. Sango turned beat red as she retrieved her demon-bone-boomerang from The Voice.
Miroku was still ogling the women Voices and their beauty (a/n Of their rears). By now, Miroku knew the names of all the voices, well at least the female Voices. "Evil, Attention, Good, Sadist? Will any of you bear me a child?" Miroku asked with big, innocent eyes.
"Gimme a break!" replied Evil.
" What is the question Houshi?" asked Attention who was obviously still in dreamland.
"I am so sorry monk, but I do not want children, nor will Keri let me," Good said o' too sweetly.
"I will if you do hurtful things to yourself," was Sadist's blunt answer.
Everyone falls over anime style after hearing everyone's replies (by now the only people left in the room were Inu-Yasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Kirara, and Shippo. Sota left with Buyo and Koga snuck off, oh and Rin left with Sessy. If there is anyone else I forgot about, then they left too *looks at chapter one to check* and I didn't! I rule! Pessimist (a.k.a. Pez): no you don't).
*Keri gets up and looks at her watch* "4:30? Huh, I thought it was later than that. Well, since you guys are mine, you're gonna stay here in my house. My family will be gone for a week, so you guys can stay in their rooms. There are *counts in head* five beads. One is downstairs; it's a pullout bed. The others are a futon, queen-sized, full, and a twin, then again you could sleep on the couches or even in my butterfly chair. I'm going to have to get up early because I have school. Field trip to the mall!" Keri wanted them to be prepared for the next morning, even if it was in the afternoon.
"What about us?" The Voices said in union.
"You guys have my head as a house."
"But I wanna be with cute little Shippo!" Good pleaded.
"Sleep on the floor," Keri said not really caring where her voices slept; she knew her chibis were coming soon, so she wasn't in the mood to deal with much. 'And Ame's coming over, too. She is so going to wonder why my voices and the Inu-Yasha cast is here.' ::Idea:: "Inu-Yasha, why don't you and Kagome share a bed?!" She always wanted the two to cuddle and this was the perfect chance to see them together.
Inu-Yasha had saucer-eyes for a few seconds then his eyes narrowed. "You're messed up you stupid human wench!"
*sigh* "Inu-Yasha, I am only doing what is best for the two of you. If I don't make you two sleep side-by-side, then how will you ever admit each other's feeling for the other?"
"F-feelings? What feelings?!" Inu-Yasha desperately needed to find a loophole.
"Um, Keri is it? I don't think you want to go into a conversation with this," Sango was trying to stop anything major from happening before it started.
"Fine, I will no longer speak of it. I only wanted to bring it up."
Kagome, by now, had a tomato colored face and had wide eyes. "Yes, let's drop the subject."
Keri looked at her watch again. " 7:00. Geez time goes by fast. That or Bad has been messing with my watch again *looks at Bad*."
***~~~Flashback~~~***
*Keri groggily looks at her watch that was sitting on her bed-side-table* "7:54! Holy kuso I'm going to be late! I feel as if I've only slept for a few hours. Why Kami why! Why must you make me go to school?!" *Keri runs downstairs to a dark dinning room* "Huh, where is everyone?" *Looks at microwave clock* "3:00!? But my- how the-? . Bad!!!"
***~~~End flashback~~~***
"Swear to Kami I didn't do anything," Bad said waving his hands in front of his face defensively.
"Right. Man I fear for the worst when I come home tomorrow."
""Why?" Kagome asked.
"My chibis are coming."
"Huh?" Inu-Yasha was baffled (a/n First time I've ever used that word. Be proud of me!).
"Who are they?" Miroku was now curious of the strangely dressed girl.
"Don't get her started please!" begged Evil (a/n My favorite voice!).
"No, let her continue," Insanity loved to hear Keri talk about how the chibis made her more insane. 'Insanity, my favorite illness,' he thought.
"Arigato Insanity. Now where was I? Ah yes, my chibi people."
Cliffhanger #2! Haha! I'm evil!
Evil: Yes I am.
Keri: Who said you could be in these things?
Evil: Me!
Keri: *eye twitches* *sigh* Fine. In next chapter you will discover who the chibis are and what happened to me during the mall field trip (true event: mall).