Chapter 4: Incidents at the mall and the messed-up Chibi's
*WARNING* The mall events really did happen. Laugh at me if you want, I know I already did.
Disclaimer:
Keri & Voices: *pout* We won't say it.
Ame: *fire appears behind Ame*
Keri & Co.: Okay, hai we will! None of us own Inu-Yasha. but we'll keep dreaming!
~~~On with the some-what real chapter~~~
"My chibis criticize anything I write (a/n Like this fic. They won't leave me alone!). They weren't important enough to be voices, but since I didn't want to shove them out of my head (curse my sympathy), I let them become my critics." Keri looked at her watch again. "It's 11:00. I have to get ready for bed.
"You stay up until 11 on school nights? Lucky you, I have to go to bed at 9," envied Kagome.
"Actually I go to bed around 12, but my parents let me (a/n It's true! They actually let me stay up that late)."
Kagome now definitely hates the fact Keri gets to stay up so late. "I wish I could stay up that late, then I wouldn't miss my favorite show."
*Keri walks off to get ready for bed then returns already in her p.j.'s*
"Okay, I really don't care where you guys sleep just as long as you don't wake me," Keri said as she crawled into her blue and white, fluffy bed. Everyone finds a place to sleep for the night (surprise, surprise, Inu- Yasha's sleeping against the wall).
***~~~Morning~~~***
*Evil mumbles a few incoherent words* "Sleepy Ebil, no wakie." She then feels something warm around her waist and pressed up against her back. Still partially asleep, she gets up and hits the thing that was "molesting" her with the pillow she had stolen from Insanity while he had been sleeping. "Rape!" she yelled as the pillow came down as hard as possible on- guess who- Insanity.
"What did I do?" Insanity said with innocent eyes.
"Gaahhh!" The pillow came down again harder than before, if that's even possible. "Don't *whack* ever *whack* touch *whack* me *whack* again *whack* while *whack* I'm *whack* sleeping *whack, whack, whack*!" Evil was really pissed.
"I'm sorry Evil-chan!" Insanity screamed while attempting to block the evil pillow from colliding with his head. 'It's funny and cute to see her mad ^.^" (a/n ¬.¬)
"Sorry my ass!" Evil realized a pillow was only going to give Insanity a headache, which could be cured with a couple painkillers: no serious injuring there. She decided to use her favorite weapon, a large mallet. "Mwuahahaha!"
"Meep! Not the mallet! Why didn't I stay in the padded room like the people in white suits told me to?"
Evil started bringing the mallet down on Insanity's head when Keri and Attention came in. "If you smash my floor like you did at Hot Topic, then you are so dead." Evil put the mallet away angrily.
"Evil, when did you get that mallet?" Attention asked.
*Evil falls anime style*"I've had it for a long time dim-wit!"
*Attention is looking at the ceiling* "What did you say Evil?"
"You stupid, ignorant baka! I swear one of these days-,"
"Evil, shut-up. You know Insanity is always like this. Think of it as living with Miroku," Pessimist said rather unemotionally.
"Pez, you really need to brighten up!" Optimist said.
"Don't call me that."
"One of these days, I hope Evil hits you so many times that you're a pile of chi," Sadist said picturing the bloody mess. "And I'll even help Evil with it!"
"Everyone please be quiet. I'm sleeping," mumbled Good.
"You always sleep," commented Bad," except for that one time when I poured icy-cold water on you," he smirked.
"Is this how you guys always act?" Shippo was quite entertained by the show.
"Of course. My voices are part of me so they do share some of my characteristics. Unlike my chibis, who aren't anything like me. Eep! I have to get ready for school."
***~~~30 minutes later~~~***
"OkayIhavetogoifyouguysneedanything, justcallmycell-phone, okay, bye!" Keri rushed out the door.
"Dêjá vu," Evil stated.
"Can we see what is on this computer thing Keri was on when we first came here?" Inu-Yasha asked.
*All voices grin evilly* "Sure."
"Fanfics? What are those?" the group asked.
"Look and see," The bad, or evil type of voices wanted them to see the kind of stuff people write about them.
*Inu-Yasha clicks on "Time for a change" by SvF-BD02-Wedge (a/n Really funny fic, you should-no, will read it!)*
***~~~After reading first chapter~~~***
*everyone has big eyes* "Ummm." was most of their replies.
"Does Keri-sama write stuff like that?" Shippo asked (a/n Hugs Shippo to death,"You called me "Keri-sama!" *continues hugging*).
"Not exactly, but she does write fanfics," Good didn't want to give them the impression all fics were alike.
*SLAM* The door to the Inu-Yasha Shrine (a/n My room is covered in Inu- Yasha stuff)- I mean, Keri's room, flung open and rammed into the wall.
"Why is it everything humiliating has to happen to me?!" Keri yelled not taking notice that everyone was messing with her computer.
"Tell me all about it Keri-chan," Miroku cuddled up to Keri and copped a feel.
"The field trip *Whack* was fun but so embarrassing!"
"Tell! Tell! Please tell of your tortures!" pleaded Insanity.
"Grr, Shut it Insanity *Whack*! We almost got arrested twice (a/n Which was fun!), and got in big trouble once (a/n Which was also fun), but the humiliation!"
***~~~Flashback~~~***
Keri and her group walked in the mall counting steps (a/n We had to count how many steps it takes to walk the inside perimeter of the mall.over 2,700 steps. Was not fun to count) and marking the floor with pencil as they did, so they wouldn't lose track. Cops are in front and back of the group right when they needed to mark the ground (a/n We were vandalizing). Slowly, one of the people crept down to the ground and marked the floor without being noticed.
~~~~~~
The girls in the group (a/n 5 of them including me) went on the elevator to go on the second level while the boys (a/n 3 of them including the really cool teacher that was our leader-type-person-thing.yeah) used the escalator. There is a buzzer on the elevator, which is to be pressed in only an emergency. They had pressed it once on accident when the teacher wanted to go up and down the elevator. All of the girls said not to push the bell, but one did anyway. The elevator doors closed as the girls looked to their right towards the boys (a/n It's a glass elevator) to see a cop going up the escalator, after looking at them, towards the teacher. The girls thought it was because they had pushed the emergency bell, so they did the thing anyone else would do: wave their arms around, scream, and run in circles. Now, from the outside, this would look ridiculous (a/n Which it did even from the inside), but they didn't care. "We have to make a mad dash once the doors open!" one screamed.
The doors opened and the girls ran in different directions still screaming. The shoppers must have thought they were all nuts. It turned out that the only reason the cop was going towards the teacher was to tell him to make one of the boys stop going down the up escalator.
~~~~~~
The group found themselves among the gym equipment, lying out, in the open, for anyone to come up and mess with it. Everyone (a/n and I mean every person of the group) ran towards the items and got on. The manager of the department saw them and told them to get off and that those were not toys (a/n Yes, even to the teacher).
~~~~~~
Keri and her friend were sitting on the theater complex, carpet floor waiting for the buses to be loaded. Keri wanted to lay down, so she lend back on the ground with closed eyes. When she opened them, a boy was staring right in her face (a/n If I was any closer, my head would've been in his lap). Keri said the only intelligible thing that came into mind. "Opps." Her friend laughed at her (a/n And she wouldn't stop.) and told her how humiliating it must be to be her just then.
***~~~End of flashbacks~~~***
"Hahaha!" everyone had doubled over in laughter. Oh, but then the evil universe has to spoil the fun and send in Keri's chibis.
"Keri." three people appeared.
"Hell no! Not my chibis!" Keri yelled.
"Keri, do you hate us that much?" asked the male known as Irony.
"Yes, I do."
"Shame Keri," the girl called Sarcasm said.
"I think Keri has a right to hate us, after all we do criticize her work," stated the nicest chibi, Sakura (a/n The only one with a real name).
"Arigato Sakura!" *Keri hugs Sakura*
"Suck up," the other two glared.
"Irony, Sarcasm, stop being so jealous!" Keri glared back.
"Maybe we should leave," Sakura sweatdropped.
"Please make them leave Sakura," Keri said with puppy-dog eyes.
"*sigh* Of course I will Keri." Poof They all disappeared.
"That happened fast," Kagome blinked several times.
Sorry the end is choppy; I'm tired and disgruntled. I also am going into author's block (is that what it's even called? I can't remember to sweepy.). The T.A.K.S. test is this Tuesday and I'm in no mood to be restricted and graded on my writing.
Good: I have pity on you *falls asleep*
Keri: You're not going to be able to sleep when I take the stupid test.
Good: NOOO!!!
*WARNING* The mall events really did happen. Laugh at me if you want, I know I already did.
Disclaimer:
Keri & Voices: *pout* We won't say it.
Ame: *fire appears behind Ame*
Keri & Co.: Okay, hai we will! None of us own Inu-Yasha. but we'll keep dreaming!
~~~On with the some-what real chapter~~~
"My chibis criticize anything I write (a/n Like this fic. They won't leave me alone!). They weren't important enough to be voices, but since I didn't want to shove them out of my head (curse my sympathy), I let them become my critics." Keri looked at her watch again. "It's 11:00. I have to get ready for bed.
"You stay up until 11 on school nights? Lucky you, I have to go to bed at 9," envied Kagome.
"Actually I go to bed around 12, but my parents let me (a/n It's true! They actually let me stay up that late)."
Kagome now definitely hates the fact Keri gets to stay up so late. "I wish I could stay up that late, then I wouldn't miss my favorite show."
*Keri walks off to get ready for bed then returns already in her p.j.'s*
"Okay, I really don't care where you guys sleep just as long as you don't wake me," Keri said as she crawled into her blue and white, fluffy bed. Everyone finds a place to sleep for the night (surprise, surprise, Inu- Yasha's sleeping against the wall).
***~~~Morning~~~***
*Evil mumbles a few incoherent words* "Sleepy Ebil, no wakie." She then feels something warm around her waist and pressed up against her back. Still partially asleep, she gets up and hits the thing that was "molesting" her with the pillow she had stolen from Insanity while he had been sleeping. "Rape!" she yelled as the pillow came down as hard as possible on- guess who- Insanity.
"What did I do?" Insanity said with innocent eyes.
"Gaahhh!" The pillow came down again harder than before, if that's even possible. "Don't *whack* ever *whack* touch *whack* me *whack* again *whack* while *whack* I'm *whack* sleeping *whack, whack, whack*!" Evil was really pissed.
"I'm sorry Evil-chan!" Insanity screamed while attempting to block the evil pillow from colliding with his head. 'It's funny and cute to see her mad ^.^" (a/n ¬.¬)
"Sorry my ass!" Evil realized a pillow was only going to give Insanity a headache, which could be cured with a couple painkillers: no serious injuring there. She decided to use her favorite weapon, a large mallet. "Mwuahahaha!"
"Meep! Not the mallet! Why didn't I stay in the padded room like the people in white suits told me to?"
Evil started bringing the mallet down on Insanity's head when Keri and Attention came in. "If you smash my floor like you did at Hot Topic, then you are so dead." Evil put the mallet away angrily.
"Evil, when did you get that mallet?" Attention asked.
*Evil falls anime style*"I've had it for a long time dim-wit!"
*Attention is looking at the ceiling* "What did you say Evil?"
"You stupid, ignorant baka! I swear one of these days-,"
"Evil, shut-up. You know Insanity is always like this. Think of it as living with Miroku," Pessimist said rather unemotionally.
"Pez, you really need to brighten up!" Optimist said.
"Don't call me that."
"One of these days, I hope Evil hits you so many times that you're a pile of chi," Sadist said picturing the bloody mess. "And I'll even help Evil with it!"
"Everyone please be quiet. I'm sleeping," mumbled Good.
"You always sleep," commented Bad," except for that one time when I poured icy-cold water on you," he smirked.
"Is this how you guys always act?" Shippo was quite entertained by the show.
"Of course. My voices are part of me so they do share some of my characteristics. Unlike my chibis, who aren't anything like me. Eep! I have to get ready for school."
***~~~30 minutes later~~~***
"OkayIhavetogoifyouguysneedanything, justcallmycell-phone, okay, bye!" Keri rushed out the door.
"Dêjá vu," Evil stated.
"Can we see what is on this computer thing Keri was on when we first came here?" Inu-Yasha asked.
*All voices grin evilly* "Sure."
"Fanfics? What are those?" the group asked.
"Look and see," The bad, or evil type of voices wanted them to see the kind of stuff people write about them.
*Inu-Yasha clicks on "Time for a change" by SvF-BD02-Wedge (a/n Really funny fic, you should-no, will read it!)*
***~~~After reading first chapter~~~***
*everyone has big eyes* "Ummm." was most of their replies.
"Does Keri-sama write stuff like that?" Shippo asked (a/n Hugs Shippo to death,"You called me "Keri-sama!" *continues hugging*).
"Not exactly, but she does write fanfics," Good didn't want to give them the impression all fics were alike.
*SLAM* The door to the Inu-Yasha Shrine (a/n My room is covered in Inu- Yasha stuff)- I mean, Keri's room, flung open and rammed into the wall.
"Why is it everything humiliating has to happen to me?!" Keri yelled not taking notice that everyone was messing with her computer.
"Tell me all about it Keri-chan," Miroku cuddled up to Keri and copped a feel.
"The field trip *Whack* was fun but so embarrassing!"
"Tell! Tell! Please tell of your tortures!" pleaded Insanity.
"Grr, Shut it Insanity *Whack*! We almost got arrested twice (a/n Which was fun!), and got in big trouble once (a/n Which was also fun), but the humiliation!"
***~~~Flashback~~~***
Keri and her group walked in the mall counting steps (a/n We had to count how many steps it takes to walk the inside perimeter of the mall.over 2,700 steps. Was not fun to count) and marking the floor with pencil as they did, so they wouldn't lose track. Cops are in front and back of the group right when they needed to mark the ground (a/n We were vandalizing). Slowly, one of the people crept down to the ground and marked the floor without being noticed.
~~~~~~
The girls in the group (a/n 5 of them including me) went on the elevator to go on the second level while the boys (a/n 3 of them including the really cool teacher that was our leader-type-person-thing.yeah) used the escalator. There is a buzzer on the elevator, which is to be pressed in only an emergency. They had pressed it once on accident when the teacher wanted to go up and down the elevator. All of the girls said not to push the bell, but one did anyway. The elevator doors closed as the girls looked to their right towards the boys (a/n It's a glass elevator) to see a cop going up the escalator, after looking at them, towards the teacher. The girls thought it was because they had pushed the emergency bell, so they did the thing anyone else would do: wave their arms around, scream, and run in circles. Now, from the outside, this would look ridiculous (a/n Which it did even from the inside), but they didn't care. "We have to make a mad dash once the doors open!" one screamed.
The doors opened and the girls ran in different directions still screaming. The shoppers must have thought they were all nuts. It turned out that the only reason the cop was going towards the teacher was to tell him to make one of the boys stop going down the up escalator.
~~~~~~
The group found themselves among the gym equipment, lying out, in the open, for anyone to come up and mess with it. Everyone (a/n and I mean every person of the group) ran towards the items and got on. The manager of the department saw them and told them to get off and that those were not toys (a/n Yes, even to the teacher).
~~~~~~
Keri and her friend were sitting on the theater complex, carpet floor waiting for the buses to be loaded. Keri wanted to lay down, so she lend back on the ground with closed eyes. When she opened them, a boy was staring right in her face (a/n If I was any closer, my head would've been in his lap). Keri said the only intelligible thing that came into mind. "Opps." Her friend laughed at her (a/n And she wouldn't stop.) and told her how humiliating it must be to be her just then.
***~~~End of flashbacks~~~***
"Hahaha!" everyone had doubled over in laughter. Oh, but then the evil universe has to spoil the fun and send in Keri's chibis.
"Keri." three people appeared.
"Hell no! Not my chibis!" Keri yelled.
"Keri, do you hate us that much?" asked the male known as Irony.
"Yes, I do."
"Shame Keri," the girl called Sarcasm said.
"I think Keri has a right to hate us, after all we do criticize her work," stated the nicest chibi, Sakura (a/n The only one with a real name).
"Arigato Sakura!" *Keri hugs Sakura*
"Suck up," the other two glared.
"Irony, Sarcasm, stop being so jealous!" Keri glared back.
"Maybe we should leave," Sakura sweatdropped.
"Please make them leave Sakura," Keri said with puppy-dog eyes.
"*sigh* Of course I will Keri." Poof They all disappeared.
"That happened fast," Kagome blinked several times.
Sorry the end is choppy; I'm tired and disgruntled. I also am going into author's block (is that what it's even called? I can't remember to sweepy.). The T.A.K.S. test is this Tuesday and I'm in no mood to be restricted and graded on my writing.
Good: I have pity on you *falls asleep*
Keri: You're not going to be able to sleep when I take the stupid test.
Good: NOOO!!!