Chapter 5: A weird day indeed.
School was cancelled! Oh yeah, uh-huh, I rule, no T.A.K.S. test!. for now. We get to go to school later tomorrow! Life is good.when it wants to be.
Disclaimer:
Keri: It's really getting annoying having to type it, so I'll keep it short. I DO NOT, WILL I EVER, OWN INU-YASHA!! Got it? Good.
~~~^.^ Story Time! ^.^~~~
"Your chibis are scary," said Shippo.
"I know."
"I like that Sakura girl. Do you think-*WHAM*" Miroku was interrupted by a big boomerang.
"^.^º *sweatdrop* Can we move on and away from chibi subject?" Keri asked.
"What are these things?" Inu-Yasha poked some shiny disks that were in some kind of flip open protection.
"Those would be my CD's."
"ô.o"
"Compact Discs. Music in other words."
"Oh you mean that god-awful stuff Kagome listens to," Inu-Yasha lost interest in the object.
"Frou Frou, Do As Infinity, and The Cardigans are not god-awful!"
"Huh?"
(a/n I stopped working here yesterday so the news has changed: No school today either!!!)
"Forget it."
"When are we going to be able to return home?" asked Kagome.
"Whenever the lawyers come barging in saying it's not legal ownership over you. Oh wait, that won't happen!"
(a/n after 2 weeks of writer's block I finally got an idea!) " Right." everyone rolled their eyes.
"Oh no! Ame's coming over today! You guys better be nice to her or I'll personally decapitate you," Keri warned. Ding "You've got mail!"
"You guys opened up my account? Without my permission!?" Keri stared at the one's responsible. "Oh look! It's from May-sama!"
~Open your front door~
Ja ne
~Neo-Star
*Keri opens front door to see May-chan and Sess-chan chained to her*
"Uh. Hi?" Keri stood bewildered.
"Hello! May I ask why he *point* was wandering the streets?" May asked glad to see Fluffy.
"I-uh. Well, you see. I. kinda own him?"
"I want to own Fluffy!" May cried. Oh, what obsession can do to someone.
"Okay hold on!" *Keri runs to her computer and adds on disclaimer that May/Neo-Star owns Sesshomaru*
The sky turned black and. Okay, you guys have heard this before. *sound effects people walk off* Keri walked back to May. "May I ask how you got here? I mean, where you live is pretty far away."
"Oh, well, you see: In order for me to be able to be in this story and talk to you, I have to be here."
*blink* "Makes sense."
"Hey!" a voice called. "Keri-chan! Kon'nichi wa!" (It's my "sister" ! ^ ^ SHE RULES!)
"Ame-chan!" Keri ran over to the girl.
"Keri-chan, I-" Ame looked over at May-sama and Sesshomaru. "Ano... Who-?"
"Don't you remember? When I forced you to watch Inu-Yasha? That's Sesshomaru, and that's Neo-Star, Megami, May-chan, etc."
"Oh you mean Me-*hand clamps over Ame's mouth*"
"Shhhh, don't say it!" Keri warned.
"Myhy?" came Ame's muffled question.
"Don't ask questions. March Don Tanione (a/n major spelling error there)."
"Where-?" Keri dragged off Ame - and Keri also pulled in May-chan and Sesshomaru - upstairs.
*door slams and everyone is flung into Keri's room* "Okay, before any of you ask," she indicated to Ame and May-chan, "these two are my friends."
Ame walked over to Inu-Yasha. "You're Inu-Yasha. OH MY GOD!" Ame squeaked. (a/n by forcing Ame to watch the show, she now likes it) Ame raised her hand and they landed on Inu-Yasha's cute, fuzzy, white ears. *tweak, tweak* Ame tweaked his ears. "Cute!"
"Hey!" Keri stepped in and blocked Ame from Inu-Yasha. "He's mine!"
Inu-Yasha's expression: O_O
Ame folded her arms, " I only wanted to touch his ears. Besides, *smirk* you and I both know Kagome and Inu-Yasha k-*hand is clamped over mouth*"
"Don't spoil it! Some people haven't seen my icon OR the movie." (a/n Ame- no-baka!)
"You haven't seen the movie," Ame pried Keri's hand off her mouth. "You only know what happens 'cause you have the icon and you were able to put it in the seen where they're talking to each other, but not really there with each other."
*readers' brains are fried*
"Stop confusing people Ame," Keri sighed. "You haven't even seen past episode eight!"
"NO! I refuse to watch all of those episodes! They take too long to watch!"
"I will tape you to my butterfly chair and staple your eyes open then."
"You wouldn't dare."
"Watch me." Keri pulled out some duct-tape and loaded up her stapler.
"Eep!" Ame ran behind May-chan.
"MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Keri laughed maniacally. (a/n I like that word!)
~~~ DUM DUM DUM!
What will happen to my dear friend Ame?
Sadist: MWUAHAHAHAHA!
Keri: -_-
May-chan: I finally entered!
Keri: And I finally updated one of my stories!
I don't even think this is long even to satisfy you guys but deal with it. For those of you reading "The Two Youkai Protectors" I am working on it, but since I don't own Megami, I am afraid I am getting her attacks wrong. But.. I might get it posted soon. Like today or tomorrow. This story finally became present time! It is no longer in the past even though the first part of this was made in February..
I'll try to update as soon as I can! See you guys next time.
~Keri (you should know: My real name is Kellie. Keri is Japanese for Kellie. Ame is Japanese for Raine. I hope Raine doesn't mind me saying her name. All well, not like her input counts. *is attacked by Ame* I'm sorry! Now stop hurting me!)
School was cancelled! Oh yeah, uh-huh, I rule, no T.A.K.S. test!. for now. We get to go to school later tomorrow! Life is good.when it wants to be.
Disclaimer:
Keri: It's really getting annoying having to type it, so I'll keep it short. I DO NOT, WILL I EVER, OWN INU-YASHA!! Got it? Good.
~~~^.^ Story Time! ^.^~~~
"Your chibis are scary," said Shippo.
"I know."
"I like that Sakura girl. Do you think-*WHAM*" Miroku was interrupted by a big boomerang.
"^.^º *sweatdrop* Can we move on and away from chibi subject?" Keri asked.
"What are these things?" Inu-Yasha poked some shiny disks that were in some kind of flip open protection.
"Those would be my CD's."
"ô.o"
"Compact Discs. Music in other words."
"Oh you mean that god-awful stuff Kagome listens to," Inu-Yasha lost interest in the object.
"Frou Frou, Do As Infinity, and The Cardigans are not god-awful!"
"Huh?"
(a/n I stopped working here yesterday so the news has changed: No school today either!!!)
"Forget it."
"When are we going to be able to return home?" asked Kagome.
"Whenever the lawyers come barging in saying it's not legal ownership over you. Oh wait, that won't happen!"
(a/n after 2 weeks of writer's block I finally got an idea!) " Right." everyone rolled their eyes.
"Oh no! Ame's coming over today! You guys better be nice to her or I'll personally decapitate you," Keri warned. Ding "You've got mail!"
"You guys opened up my account? Without my permission!?" Keri stared at the one's responsible. "Oh look! It's from May-sama!"
~Open your front door~
Ja ne
~Neo-Star
*Keri opens front door to see May-chan and Sess-chan chained to her*
"Uh. Hi?" Keri stood bewildered.
"Hello! May I ask why he *point* was wandering the streets?" May asked glad to see Fluffy.
"I-uh. Well, you see. I. kinda own him?"
"I want to own Fluffy!" May cried. Oh, what obsession can do to someone.
"Okay hold on!" *Keri runs to her computer and adds on disclaimer that May/Neo-Star owns Sesshomaru*
The sky turned black and. Okay, you guys have heard this before. *sound effects people walk off* Keri walked back to May. "May I ask how you got here? I mean, where you live is pretty far away."
"Oh, well, you see: In order for me to be able to be in this story and talk to you, I have to be here."
*blink* "Makes sense."
"Hey!" a voice called. "Keri-chan! Kon'nichi wa!" (It's my "sister" ! ^ ^ SHE RULES!)
"Ame-chan!" Keri ran over to the girl.
"Keri-chan, I-" Ame looked over at May-sama and Sesshomaru. "Ano... Who-?"
"Don't you remember? When I forced you to watch Inu-Yasha? That's Sesshomaru, and that's Neo-Star, Megami, May-chan, etc."
"Oh you mean Me-*hand clamps over Ame's mouth*"
"Shhhh, don't say it!" Keri warned.
"Myhy?" came Ame's muffled question.
"Don't ask questions. March Don Tanione (a/n major spelling error there)."
"Where-?" Keri dragged off Ame - and Keri also pulled in May-chan and Sesshomaru - upstairs.
*door slams and everyone is flung into Keri's room* "Okay, before any of you ask," she indicated to Ame and May-chan, "these two are my friends."
Ame walked over to Inu-Yasha. "You're Inu-Yasha. OH MY GOD!" Ame squeaked. (a/n by forcing Ame to watch the show, she now likes it) Ame raised her hand and they landed on Inu-Yasha's cute, fuzzy, white ears. *tweak, tweak* Ame tweaked his ears. "Cute!"
"Hey!" Keri stepped in and blocked Ame from Inu-Yasha. "He's mine!"
Inu-Yasha's expression: O_O
Ame folded her arms, " I only wanted to touch his ears. Besides, *smirk* you and I both know Kagome and Inu-Yasha k-*hand is clamped over mouth*"
"Don't spoil it! Some people haven't seen my icon OR the movie." (a/n Ame- no-baka!)
"You haven't seen the movie," Ame pried Keri's hand off her mouth. "You only know what happens 'cause you have the icon and you were able to put it in the seen where they're talking to each other, but not really there with each other."
*readers' brains are fried*
"Stop confusing people Ame," Keri sighed. "You haven't even seen past episode eight!"
"NO! I refuse to watch all of those episodes! They take too long to watch!"
"I will tape you to my butterfly chair and staple your eyes open then."
"You wouldn't dare."
"Watch me." Keri pulled out some duct-tape and loaded up her stapler.
"Eep!" Ame ran behind May-chan.
"MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Keri laughed maniacally. (a/n I like that word!)
~~~ DUM DUM DUM!
What will happen to my dear friend Ame?
Sadist: MWUAHAHAHAHA!
Keri: -_-
May-chan: I finally entered!
Keri: And I finally updated one of my stories!
I don't even think this is long even to satisfy you guys but deal with it. For those of you reading "The Two Youkai Protectors" I am working on it, but since I don't own Megami, I am afraid I am getting her attacks wrong. But.. I might get it posted soon. Like today or tomorrow. This story finally became present time! It is no longer in the past even though the first part of this was made in February..
I'll try to update as soon as I can! See you guys next time.
~Keri (you should know: My real name is Kellie. Keri is Japanese for Kellie. Ame is Japanese for Raine. I hope Raine doesn't mind me saying her name. All well, not like her input counts. *is attacked by Ame* I'm sorry! Now stop hurting me!)