Disclaimer: I don't own it. There, I said it.
Teacher: Ok, class, here's your cameras. Come up here and write down your name and the camera number on this sheet.
Class: Yes teacher.
The class walked up roboticaly to the front of the room to get their cameras.
Teacher: And remember the rules, no swearing, anything obscene, or something else that's not school appropriate.
Xiaoyu: (whispering to Jin) Better not record your dad then
Jin: (whispering to Xiaoyu) Yah ^_^
Teacher: (See's them talking) Anything you'd like ot share with the class??
Xiaoyu and Jin: (embarassed) Heh, no teacher (sweatdrop)
The bell rings
Teacher: (Yelling over the noise) AND REMEMBER, THE TAPES ARE DUE ON MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the way home.....
Xiaoyu: First I plan to video tape my Uncle. Then my mom. And after that, I plan to tape Panda. You?
Jin: (stoped listening long ago) Huh, what???
Xiaoyu: Who are you going to tape first??
Jin: Oh, well, I guess i havent thought about it. Um, my mom first I guess, then my dad. Because they're required. And then my Uncle and maybe my Grandpa.
Xiaoyu: It must be a bummer having such a dysfunctional family.
Jin: Yah.
Xiaoyu: Well, there's my street, BYE JIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: (waving)
(I know Xiaoyu lives in China, but hey, this is my story and here, she lives in Japan)
Jin's front door
Jin: (Looking into the camera)
Camera: *REC*
Jin: This is my family report and, well, this is my house-
Camera: *Looks at Jins house*
Jin: (Opens from door) -and this is the inside of my house-
Camera: *Looks around the entrance of the Mishima Mansion*
Jin: -actually, it's only part of it. (sweatdrop)
Camera: *sweatdrop appears on screen*
Jin: And to start off my report, I am going to interview my mom. Her name is Jun Kazama, and she is the nicest in my family. Let's see if I can find her.
Camera: *Bobs up and down because Jin is walking rather fast to find his mom*
Jin: (yelling) MOM!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?????
Jun: KITCHEN JIN!!!!!!!
Jin: (Looking into camera) That's where my mom spends most of her time. In the kitchen.
Camera: *All it see's is Jin's face*
Jin: (walks into kitchen) Hey mom, we are doing this report and you need to ask these questions. (Whips out a piece of paper with questions typed on it)
Jun: (sits down in a chair) Ok.
Camera: *All it see's is Jun sitting in a chair*
Jin: (reading from the paper) Ok, What is your job?
Jun: Um, well, I used to work for the WWWC ( Is that right???) But now I guess you could call me a house wife.
Jin: Ok, next question. Was your son and/or daughter a planned or unsuspected birth?
Jun: (slightly embarassed and taken back) Um... well... I guess it was unplanned....... (more embarassed)
Jin: (Slightly taken back by the questions and by the answer) O.K. (?) Um, are you cheating on your spouse?
Jun: (slightly angry) What!? Never!... What kind of questions are those Jinny??? (Takes paper) Hmm. Ok, since there are only three questions left I'll let you ask them.
Jin: (scared because he's never seen his mom mad before) Umm, ok. Are you going to, or plan to, have another child?
Jun: (Really really wants a girl, still) Well, I did but your father said no.
Jin: (not suprised) Ok, what is your flavor of ice cream??
Jun: Vanilla
Jin: And finally (YES!!!!) If you were an animal, what would you be and why?
Jun: I think I'd be a rabbit, because they are SO CUTE!!!!!!
Jin: (She reminds me of Ling!) Um, thank you mom, that's all I needed. Um, mom?
Jun: Yes Jinny?
Jin: Do you know where dad is??
Jun: Living Room. But be careful, he's watching football.
Jin: Ok, thank's mom.
In the hallway
Jin: Ok, I am sorry to all who hear this but I am not that good at editing so I don't know if I can edit this up-coming interview. Just to let you know.
Camera: *nods in agreement*
Jin: (staring at camera like, 'what the......')
Camera: *Um, I mean, bobing up in down as Jin walks*
Jin: (nods head in acception)
Camera: *phew*
Entrance to Living Room
Jin: (Talking in a hoarse whisper, looking into camera, Blare Witch Style) Ok, my dads name is Kazuya Mishima, and if I don't survive this interview, I would like to leave all my stuff in a box and then give to Ling in 20 years.
Camera: *Looks into Living room, where the TV is blaring and the lights are out*
Jin: (yelling) DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No answer...
Jin: (screaming) DDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kazuya: WHAT??????????????
Jin: (still screaming) TURN DOWN THE TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kazuya: WHAT???????????
Jin: (fed up, goes over to turn off TV, does so)
Kazuya: (angry) WHAT did you do that for???? The football team 1 were just about to score!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( I know NOTHING about football..... sorry..... _)
Jin: So? You've seen them play before! Plus, I need you to answer these questions for school.
Kazuya: (pointing to the camera) And what's that for??
Camera: *scared that it's gonna get destroyed*
Jin: Oh this??? (points to camera) It's for the project.
Kazuya: What project?
Jin: The questions.....
Kazuya: Oh.
Jin: Ok, question one, (these are different questions then Jun's questions, because it's a different person) If you could, would you kill your son and/or daughter.
Kazuya: Hell yah.
Jin: (not suprised) Ok, question two, why did you marry your spouse?
Kazuya: We're not married.
Jin: (Oh, so thats why they have different last names...) Um, question three, is the hokey pokey REALLY what it's all about?
Kazuya: Which Hokey Pokey, the childs one or the good one?
Jin: Uh, either one.
Kazuya: Well, the kid's one leaves so much more to be imagined, but the other one??? Yah, that IS what it's all about.
Jin: (T_T) Question four, what is your life's dream??
Kazuya: To eat elephant meat.
Jin: (shocked/extreamly suprised look on his face) WHAT??? I thought it was world domination!!!!!!!
Kazuya: That was BEFORE I got the Food Network.
Jin: Oh, ok, final question. What would you do if you had 1 billion dollars.
Kazuya: But I HAVE a billion dollars.
Jin: Ok, what would you do if you had ANOTHER billion dollars??
Kazuya: Oh, well, then I'd buy the Food Network.
Jin: Well, ok, that was all I needed to know. Thanks dad....
Kazuya: Whatever.....
Out in the hall.....
Jin: (to camera) That went A LOT better than I thought it would go.
Camera: (to itself) ....that's because your mom was standing in the doorway, watching him with an evil glare.
Jin: What???
Camera: (nervous sweatdrop) *shows Jin's face*
Jin: thats better.... now the next person is my Uncle. His name is Lee Chaolan. And whatver you do, just don't stare at his pants.
Camera:(i wonder why??)
I thought this up in math. I'll add more if you review.
No flames. Their not wanted.
Thank you!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: Ok, class, here's your cameras. Come up here and write down your name and the camera number on this sheet.
Class: Yes teacher.
The class walked up roboticaly to the front of the room to get their cameras.
Teacher: And remember the rules, no swearing, anything obscene, or something else that's not school appropriate.
Xiaoyu: (whispering to Jin) Better not record your dad then
Jin: (whispering to Xiaoyu) Yah ^_^
Teacher: (See's them talking) Anything you'd like ot share with the class??
Xiaoyu and Jin: (embarassed) Heh, no teacher (sweatdrop)
The bell rings
Teacher: (Yelling over the noise) AND REMEMBER, THE TAPES ARE DUE ON MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the way home.....
Xiaoyu: First I plan to video tape my Uncle. Then my mom. And after that, I plan to tape Panda. You?
Jin: (stoped listening long ago) Huh, what???
Xiaoyu: Who are you going to tape first??
Jin: Oh, well, I guess i havent thought about it. Um, my mom first I guess, then my dad. Because they're required. And then my Uncle and maybe my Grandpa.
Xiaoyu: It must be a bummer having such a dysfunctional family.
Jin: Yah.
Xiaoyu: Well, there's my street, BYE JIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: (waving)
(I know Xiaoyu lives in China, but hey, this is my story and here, she lives in Japan)
Jin's front door
Jin: (Looking into the camera)
Camera: *REC*
Jin: This is my family report and, well, this is my house-
Camera: *Looks at Jins house*
Jin: (Opens from door) -and this is the inside of my house-
Camera: *Looks around the entrance of the Mishima Mansion*
Jin: -actually, it's only part of it. (sweatdrop)
Camera: *sweatdrop appears on screen*
Jin: And to start off my report, I am going to interview my mom. Her name is Jun Kazama, and she is the nicest in my family. Let's see if I can find her.
Camera: *Bobs up and down because Jin is walking rather fast to find his mom*
Jin: (yelling) MOM!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?????
Jun: KITCHEN JIN!!!!!!!
Jin: (Looking into camera) That's where my mom spends most of her time. In the kitchen.
Camera: *All it see's is Jin's face*
Jin: (walks into kitchen) Hey mom, we are doing this report and you need to ask these questions. (Whips out a piece of paper with questions typed on it)
Jun: (sits down in a chair) Ok.
Camera: *All it see's is Jun sitting in a chair*
Jin: (reading from the paper) Ok, What is your job?
Jun: Um, well, I used to work for the WWWC ( Is that right???) But now I guess you could call me a house wife.
Jin: Ok, next question. Was your son and/or daughter a planned or unsuspected birth?
Jun: (slightly embarassed and taken back) Um... well... I guess it was unplanned....... (more embarassed)
Jin: (Slightly taken back by the questions and by the answer) O.K. (?) Um, are you cheating on your spouse?
Jun: (slightly angry) What!? Never!... What kind of questions are those Jinny??? (Takes paper) Hmm. Ok, since there are only three questions left I'll let you ask them.
Jin: (scared because he's never seen his mom mad before) Umm, ok. Are you going to, or plan to, have another child?
Jun: (Really really wants a girl, still) Well, I did but your father said no.
Jin: (not suprised) Ok, what is your flavor of ice cream??
Jun: Vanilla
Jin: And finally (YES!!!!) If you were an animal, what would you be and why?
Jun: I think I'd be a rabbit, because they are SO CUTE!!!!!!
Jin: (She reminds me of Ling!) Um, thank you mom, that's all I needed. Um, mom?
Jun: Yes Jinny?
Jin: Do you know where dad is??
Jun: Living Room. But be careful, he's watching football.
Jin: Ok, thank's mom.
In the hallway
Jin: Ok, I am sorry to all who hear this but I am not that good at editing so I don't know if I can edit this up-coming interview. Just to let you know.
Camera: *nods in agreement*
Jin: (staring at camera like, 'what the......')
Camera: *Um, I mean, bobing up in down as Jin walks*
Jin: (nods head in acception)
Camera: *phew*
Entrance to Living Room
Jin: (Talking in a hoarse whisper, looking into camera, Blare Witch Style) Ok, my dads name is Kazuya Mishima, and if I don't survive this interview, I would like to leave all my stuff in a box and then give to Ling in 20 years.
Camera: *Looks into Living room, where the TV is blaring and the lights are out*
Jin: (yelling) DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No answer...
Jin: (screaming) DDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kazuya: WHAT??????????????
Jin: (still screaming) TURN DOWN THE TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kazuya: WHAT???????????
Jin: (fed up, goes over to turn off TV, does so)
Kazuya: (angry) WHAT did you do that for???? The football team 1 were just about to score!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( I know NOTHING about football..... sorry..... _)
Jin: So? You've seen them play before! Plus, I need you to answer these questions for school.
Kazuya: (pointing to the camera) And what's that for??
Camera: *scared that it's gonna get destroyed*
Jin: Oh this??? (points to camera) It's for the project.
Kazuya: What project?
Jin: The questions.....
Kazuya: Oh.
Jin: Ok, question one, (these are different questions then Jun's questions, because it's a different person) If you could, would you kill your son and/or daughter.
Kazuya: Hell yah.
Jin: (not suprised) Ok, question two, why did you marry your spouse?
Kazuya: We're not married.
Jin: (Oh, so thats why they have different last names...) Um, question three, is the hokey pokey REALLY what it's all about?
Kazuya: Which Hokey Pokey, the childs one or the good one?
Jin: Uh, either one.
Kazuya: Well, the kid's one leaves so much more to be imagined, but the other one??? Yah, that IS what it's all about.
Jin: (T_T) Question four, what is your life's dream??
Kazuya: To eat elephant meat.
Jin: (shocked/extreamly suprised look on his face) WHAT??? I thought it was world domination!!!!!!!
Kazuya: That was BEFORE I got the Food Network.
Jin: Oh, ok, final question. What would you do if you had 1 billion dollars.
Kazuya: But I HAVE a billion dollars.
Jin: Ok, what would you do if you had ANOTHER billion dollars??
Kazuya: Oh, well, then I'd buy the Food Network.
Jin: Well, ok, that was all I needed to know. Thanks dad....
Kazuya: Whatever.....
Out in the hall.....
Jin: (to camera) That went A LOT better than I thought it would go.
Camera: (to itself) ....that's because your mom was standing in the doorway, watching him with an evil glare.
Jin: What???
Camera: (nervous sweatdrop) *shows Jin's face*
Jin: thats better.... now the next person is my Uncle. His name is Lee Chaolan. And whatver you do, just don't stare at his pants.
Camera:(i wonder why??)
I thought this up in math. I'll add more if you review.
No flames. Their not wanted.
Thank you!!!!!!!!!