Wow. You people actually kinda like this! (shocked) ^_^ Thanks!
Disclaimer: Tekken is not mine. (sticks tounge out)
Jin: (running down halls) UNCLE LEE!!!!!!!!!!
Camera: *Bobbing up and down as Jin runs*
Jin: (still running) UNCLE LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camera: *still bobbing up and down as Jin runs*
Lee: (from down the hall) WHAT???
Jin: (standing in middle of hall) WHERE ARE YOU?????
Lee: MY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: OH, CAN I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS FOR SCHOOL??????
Lee: WHAT???????
Jin: I SAID, CAN I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS FOR---
Kazuya: (from living room) SHUT UP!!!!!! FOOD NETWORKS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: SORRY!!!!!!!!! ( heads for Lee's foom)
Camera: *All it see's is the floor. Jin has no camera skills*
Jin: I said, can I interview you for a school project.
Lee: Sure.
Jin: Ok. (to camera, whispering) And like I said, don't look at the pants.
Lee: Oh, hang on. (walks over and turns off another camera)
Jin: What was that for?
Camera: (to self) Wow, a female camera. (whistles to self) Look at that stand! (what are they called again? tripods???)
Lee: Oh. Um... nothing nothing. Just a um...... documentry..... yah, a documentery.
Jin: Riight. Well, here are the questions. Question one, are you gay???
Lee: WHAT??? NO!!!
Kazuya: (still in living room) YES HE IS!!!!!!!
Camera: (to self) Why can't I look at the pants??? (looks at pants) OH MY GOD!!!!! (hypnotized by the pants)
Jin: Um, ok, next question, what would you do if you had to heads???
Lee: What kind of questions are these????
Jin: Well, ok, you don't have to answer that question, but you have to tell me, what IS that camera for?
Lee: Humph, look for your self.
Jin: Ok.
(on Lee's tape)
Lee: I am single and looking for a woman who-
(tape stops)
Jin: ..................
Lee: Pretty good huh.
Jin: Uncle Lee, is that a dating video?
Lee: Why yes it is. I hear they work well.
Jin: Um... ok. But if you DID find a woman, where would you live???
Lee: Why, here of course.
Jin: Why? Couldn't you just move out????
Lee: Why Jin I am appalled. Don't you want me here anymore?
Jin: (no) Oh that's not it, I was just thinking that she wouldn't like it here with your whole family.
Lee: That is true. Last time I had a girlfriend Kazuya scared her off by showing her his knife collection.
Jin: O_o Um, can we just get on with the interview???? I'd rather not go into a story right now.
Lee: Ok.
Jin: Ok, where do you keep all of your money?
Lee: Well, if I told you, then you'd know!
Jin: Oh come on, you have to tell. It's for my school work! You don't want me to fail do you?
Lee: Well, if it's for school, I guess I could tell you. (sighs) I hide my money in a pair of underwear that is actually a purse.
Jin: ........................................... What?
Lee: Yah, I had to make it for home ec.
Jin: ............................................................................ ....................
Lee: Oh man was the teacher suprised when she saw it. And Kazuya was even madder than the teacher was suprised when he got an F on his project.
Jin: What did he make?
Camera: (still hypnotized by the pants)
Lee: Um, I think he made a case for his mace collection.
Jin: Oh, well, I am going to ask two more questions and then I am done.
Lee: Ok.
Jin: At what age were you when you realized you were a boy?
Lee: (what is up with these questions??) I knew it from the moment I was born.
Kazuya: (from living room still) LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lee: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Jin: Ok, ok, last question. If your sibling died, would you care and what possession would you be most likely to take?
Lee: No I would not care and I would take his wife and money.
Jin: O_o
Noise: STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP-
Kazuya: (coming up hall) WHAT DID YOU SAY????
Lee: Um, nothing???
Kazuya: LIAR!!! (pounces on him and does that move where he punches them in the face while kinda sitting on them)
Lee: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: (backing out of door)
Camera: (slowly recovering from hypnosis)
Kazuya: (from room) THIS'LL TEACH YOU!!!!!!!
Lee: (screaming) MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!! MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: O_O
Camera: Go back in there, it's about your family and interesting!!!
Jin: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! DEMON CAMERA DEMON CAMERA DEMON CAMERA DEMON CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camera: -_-
Jin: (about to throw camera on ground)
Camera: Wait, wait, if you rub me, you get three wishes!!!
Jin: No, I fell for that one once before. The blender said, stick your hand in here and you get three wishes. No, you are gonna die.
Camera: No!!! Um, your project!
Jin: Huh?
Camera: Yah, your project! If you destroy me, you won't get your project and will have to start from scratch.
Jin: Oh, well, then I will just eject the tape. (puches eject button)
Tape: (still in the Camera)
Jin: Hey, why won't it come out????
Camera: Like I said, you destroy me, you destroy your project.
Jin: Grrr.... fine, you win. I won't destroy you. (thinking) Yet.
Camera: Ok, now while we are on the topic, keep this under wraps. I don't want anyone else to know about this.
Jin: Umm, ok???? (thinking) Am I going crazy?
Camera: Ok, now let's go find your grandpa.'
Jin: Hey, I give the orders around here. Not you.
Jun: (from kitchen) JINNY, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TOO?????
Jin: UH, NO ONE MOM!!!!!!
Jun: OH, OK!!!!!!
Jin: Phew, that was close.
Heihachi is next ok? But will it end there? Maybe maybe not.
My friend thought of the whole, 'Lee's pants hypnotize people if they stare at them'. Just to give her some credit. ^_^ Remember to review!!!!!
Disclaimer: Tekken is not mine. (sticks tounge out)
Jin: (running down halls) UNCLE LEE!!!!!!!!!!
Camera: *Bobbing up and down as Jin runs*
Jin: (still running) UNCLE LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camera: *still bobbing up and down as Jin runs*
Lee: (from down the hall) WHAT???
Jin: (standing in middle of hall) WHERE ARE YOU?????
Lee: MY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: OH, CAN I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS FOR SCHOOL??????
Lee: WHAT???????
Jin: I SAID, CAN I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS FOR---
Kazuya: (from living room) SHUT UP!!!!!! FOOD NETWORKS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: SORRY!!!!!!!!! ( heads for Lee's foom)
Camera: *All it see's is the floor. Jin has no camera skills*
Jin: I said, can I interview you for a school project.
Lee: Sure.
Jin: Ok. (to camera, whispering) And like I said, don't look at the pants.
Lee: Oh, hang on. (walks over and turns off another camera)
Jin: What was that for?
Camera: (to self) Wow, a female camera. (whistles to self) Look at that stand! (what are they called again? tripods???)
Lee: Oh. Um... nothing nothing. Just a um...... documentry..... yah, a documentery.
Jin: Riight. Well, here are the questions. Question one, are you gay???
Lee: WHAT??? NO!!!
Kazuya: (still in living room) YES HE IS!!!!!!!
Camera: (to self) Why can't I look at the pants??? (looks at pants) OH MY GOD!!!!! (hypnotized by the pants)
Jin: Um, ok, next question, what would you do if you had to heads???
Lee: What kind of questions are these????
Jin: Well, ok, you don't have to answer that question, but you have to tell me, what IS that camera for?
Lee: Humph, look for your self.
Jin: Ok.
(on Lee's tape)
Lee: I am single and looking for a woman who-
(tape stops)
Jin: ..................
Lee: Pretty good huh.
Jin: Uncle Lee, is that a dating video?
Lee: Why yes it is. I hear they work well.
Jin: Um... ok. But if you DID find a woman, where would you live???
Lee: Why, here of course.
Jin: Why? Couldn't you just move out????
Lee: Why Jin I am appalled. Don't you want me here anymore?
Jin: (no) Oh that's not it, I was just thinking that she wouldn't like it here with your whole family.
Lee: That is true. Last time I had a girlfriend Kazuya scared her off by showing her his knife collection.
Jin: O_o Um, can we just get on with the interview???? I'd rather not go into a story right now.
Lee: Ok.
Jin: Ok, where do you keep all of your money?
Lee: Well, if I told you, then you'd know!
Jin: Oh come on, you have to tell. It's for my school work! You don't want me to fail do you?
Lee: Well, if it's for school, I guess I could tell you. (sighs) I hide my money in a pair of underwear that is actually a purse.
Jin: ........................................... What?
Lee: Yah, I had to make it for home ec.
Jin: ............................................................................ ....................
Lee: Oh man was the teacher suprised when she saw it. And Kazuya was even madder than the teacher was suprised when he got an F on his project.
Jin: What did he make?
Camera: (still hypnotized by the pants)
Lee: Um, I think he made a case for his mace collection.
Jin: Oh, well, I am going to ask two more questions and then I am done.
Lee: Ok.
Jin: At what age were you when you realized you were a boy?
Lee: (what is up with these questions??) I knew it from the moment I was born.
Kazuya: (from living room still) LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lee: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Jin: Ok, ok, last question. If your sibling died, would you care and what possession would you be most likely to take?
Lee: No I would not care and I would take his wife and money.
Jin: O_o
Noise: STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP-
Kazuya: (coming up hall) WHAT DID YOU SAY????
Lee: Um, nothing???
Kazuya: LIAR!!! (pounces on him and does that move where he punches them in the face while kinda sitting on them)
Lee: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: (backing out of door)
Camera: (slowly recovering from hypnosis)
Kazuya: (from room) THIS'LL TEACH YOU!!!!!!!
Lee: (screaming) MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!! MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: O_O
Camera: Go back in there, it's about your family and interesting!!!
Jin: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! DEMON CAMERA DEMON CAMERA DEMON CAMERA DEMON CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camera: -_-
Jin: (about to throw camera on ground)
Camera: Wait, wait, if you rub me, you get three wishes!!!
Jin: No, I fell for that one once before. The blender said, stick your hand in here and you get three wishes. No, you are gonna die.
Camera: No!!! Um, your project!
Jin: Huh?
Camera: Yah, your project! If you destroy me, you won't get your project and will have to start from scratch.
Jin: Oh, well, then I will just eject the tape. (puches eject button)
Tape: (still in the Camera)
Jin: Hey, why won't it come out????
Camera: Like I said, you destroy me, you destroy your project.
Jin: Grrr.... fine, you win. I won't destroy you. (thinking) Yet.
Camera: Ok, now while we are on the topic, keep this under wraps. I don't want anyone else to know about this.
Jin: Umm, ok???? (thinking) Am I going crazy?
Camera: Ok, now let's go find your grandpa.'
Jin: Hey, I give the orders around here. Not you.
Jun: (from kitchen) JINNY, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TOO?????
Jin: UH, NO ONE MOM!!!!!!
Jun: OH, OK!!!!!!
Jin: Phew, that was close.
Heihachi is next ok? But will it end there? Maybe maybe not.
My friend thought of the whole, 'Lee's pants hypnotize people if they stare at them'. Just to give her some credit. ^_^ Remember to review!!!!!