Wrestling Wars
Part: (2/2)
Rating: PG
Author: shana
Warnings: This is a spoof, for more warnings see part 1.
Release Date: February 7, 2003
In a galaxy far, far away, and in a time long, long ago... the first part of this story occurred.
~Flashback~
"I'd rather die then be your brother."
~End Flashback~
Kane came to, and found himself laying on a medical bench, in Billy's ship, the Shooting Star, with Princess Torrie leaning over him. "Get back," he croaked.
"Why?"
"I'm not sure what Darth 'Taker did to me."
"He cut off your hand, and you feel out of a duct in the city. With Rey's help, Rey's a Billy's friend from Bespin, we were able to attached a mechanical hand to your wrist."
"I remembered pain, but I wasn't sure what he'd done to my hand, thanks, Princess. Where are we going?"
"Back to the Rebellion."
"I can't go with you, I have to go back to Yoda."
And so Kane recovered for a few hours before racing down to the shuttle bay and piloting another X-wing to the swampy planet that his training had begun on, that his teacher, and friend, called home.
"Yoda," he called, setting down in a safe place, but he received no answer. "Stephanie?" He tried again, and again he received no answer.
After a few more unsuccessful vocal attempts Kane began to scan with the WWE Championship. He quickly found his teacher, leaning back against a tree, and breathing in gasps.
"Yoda!" He screamed distressed to see her in such a state.
"My child, I take it that your meeting with you brother did not go as you had planned."
"You knew!"
"Knew? Yes, know did I. Tell you I did not. Ready to know you were not."
"So, I'm going to be like him."
"No child. You will be yourself. You have a powerful force inside you, a force of good, let that force guide you."
"Of course I will. What's wrong?"
"End my time here does. Remember about the force inside you, teach others you must. Teach others you will." She fell silent, and her breath wheezed out, her last breath.
"Yoda?" Kane shook her tiny frame. "NO!!!" His scream pierced the heavens, and anguish tore at his soul.
Burying the woman who had been his teacher, and friend, he rose. There was nothing for him here. He had to return to the rebellion; he had to fight the spread of his brother's evil.
Upon reaching the rebellion's new base, he was informed that Darth Bischoff was building another Elimination Chamber. They had to be stopped.
The Rebellion had gathered its best fighters into two groups. One group, containing Billy, and Torrie, would go down to the planet's surface and destroy the power source for the project. A second group, lead my Billy's friend, Rey, would provide a distraction, and destroy the helpless, half built Elimination Chamber. Both were suicide missions, but Kane choose to go with his friends, something inside him was telling him that his brother would be there.
At first Kane could not believe that such a beautiful planet could harbor such a destructive force, but appearances were deceiving. Avoiding the Cruiserweights and Midcarders was tricky. Not because they were great at stopping, or finding, the invaders, but there were so many of them. There were the occasional run in, which the rebels were easily victorious in. After all, the darkness didn't choose their minions for intelligence.
It was the natives of the planet, a race of teddy-bear like people called Ewoks, that gave the rebels some problems.
Billy looked at me, "Do you understand what they're saying?"
"Not a clue, but we should try to get away. We still have to cut the power to the Elimination Chamber."
Billy nodded, "You go, I'll provide a distraction, and keep the Princess safe. We'll catch up with you soon."
Kane nodded, and fought free of his little captors, as Billy created a huge fuss by fighting with them.
It took Kane an hour to work his way back to the power station, which was now heavily guarded against attacks. Hiding in the Forrest, Kane watched, and for a while everything seemed hopeless. It seemed like an eternity before Billy tapped him on the shoulder and whispered, "I brought re- inforcements."
Kane nodded, and suddenly felt that he couldn't go with them to do this, that his destiny lay somewhere else inside the small outpost. The brave little Ewoks proved invaluable in getting into the outpost, their guerilla warfare tactics were overwhelming successful.
Kane smiled as he felt that Billy and Torrie had succeed in their most important task.
"Brother..." he could hear Darth 'Taker's whispery voice, "come with me."
"Of course, lead the way... brother."
"The Emperor will be pleased with your decision."
"I haven't decided anything... yet. But I do know that somewhere in you there is still some good in you, I just have to find it."
"You dream, brother. There is no good in me, I am a creature of the dark."
"No, you have good in you. I know it." "You know nothing about me. Now, come with me, the Emperor is not a patient person."
"Evil never is."
"You are too young to understand, and your mind has been poisoned by the Jedi."
The brothers boarded a shuttle, which took them to the half built Elimination Chamber, and to the very heart of the dreaded, and hated, Empire, the Dark Emperor Bischoff.
"Welcome, child," the man under the cowled hood croaked, and then turned his attention to Darth 'Taker. "You have done well, my servant."
"Thank you, master, " the Dark Lord intoned solemnly.
"Now, Kane," said the Emperor, once again turning his attention to the Jedi, "you will join your brother and I on the dark side."
"I will not."
"You will join or you will perish."
"I will not."
Bischoff levered himself from his chair, his robes flowing around him. "You will join us."
Kane stood tall, not willing to allow the dark Emperor to cause him to cower.
As if sensing Kane's unwillingness to bend, Bischoff hissed. "Then you will die." Then, in a great display of power, lightening flashed from Bischoff's fingertips and contacted Kane's body.
Kane dropped to his knees, his body his unable to cope with the pain, and Bischoff cackled gleefully, and began to chant, "You will die," over and over agin, as if it were a mantra.
Kane slowly gather his energy, and focused himself, and made himself stand.
"I will not die, not by your hand, and not today."
Kane managed to stand for a few moments as he called his light saber to him. Igniting it he swung at the Emperor.
Futilely, of course, because the Emperor just flicked a wrist and deflected the blow,. The saber was knocked from Kane's hand , and a blow that knocked him back to his knees delivered. Kane teetered on the edge of a vent, and suddenly the menacing presence above him vanished.
Kane opened his eyes, not realizing that he'd closed them, and saw his older brother hoisting the Dark Emperor over his head. And, then, he tossed the incarnate of evil into the vent.
"Get me out of this thing, brother," he croaked.
"We need to get out of here. My friend will destroy it soon." Kane informed him.
Darth 'Taker started to tug off his black outfit. "I have to get it off."
Sighing, Kane began to assist his brother in the removal of his cape.
'We have to get to the shuttles, 'Taker. We have to go now."
"I know... brother."
The two men struggled to the shuttle bay. As they staggered forward 'Takers breathing got harsher, and quicker, but shallower.
They reached the shuttle bay, and 'Taker pushed Kane toward the shuttle.
"You have to go!"
"Not with out you."
"You have to go. I'm not going to make it."
"Yes, you are."
"I want to thank you, brother."
"For what?"
"For believing in me, even when I didn't." With his last breath 'Taker whispered, "Go now, and live." And then he drew no more breaths into the fierce body that had been both good and evil.
"NO!!" Kane screamed. but no matter what the young warrior did, his brother was still gone.
Pulling the body onto the shuttle, Kane used all his considerable piloting skill ti get safely away to the nearby planet, as he flew he watched the half built Elimination Chamber explode.
Touching down, he built a pyre for his brother's body, and sent it back to the WWE Championship. It was watching the flames that his friends found him.
"Kane?" Torrie inquired.
"He was my brother... and he gave his life for mine."
'then we will remember him with honour as the man he once was, and was again for a short time this day."
"Yes. Now, tell me, what's going on with you and Billy?"
"We're getting married."
"I'm glad for you, cousin. I'm glad."
The End
In a galaxy far, far away, and in a time long, long ago... the first part of this story occurred.
~Flashback~
"I'd rather die then be your brother."
~End Flashback~
Kane came to, and found himself laying on a medical bench, in Billy's ship, the Shooting Star, with Princess Torrie leaning over him. "Get back," he croaked.
"Why?"
"I'm not sure what Darth 'Taker did to me."
"He cut off your hand, and you feel out of a duct in the city. With Rey's help, Rey's a Billy's friend from Bespin, we were able to attached a mechanical hand to your wrist."
"I remembered pain, but I wasn't sure what he'd done to my hand, thanks, Princess. Where are we going?"
"Back to the Rebellion."
"I can't go with you, I have to go back to Yoda."
And so Kane recovered for a few hours before racing down to the shuttle bay and piloting another X-wing to the swampy planet that his training had begun on, that his teacher, and friend, called home.
"Yoda," he called, setting down in a safe place, but he received no answer. "Stephanie?" He tried again, and again he received no answer.
After a few more unsuccessful vocal attempts Kane began to scan with the WWE Championship. He quickly found his teacher, leaning back against a tree, and breathing in gasps.
"Yoda!" He screamed distressed to see her in such a state.
"My child, I take it that your meeting with you brother did not go as you had planned."
"You knew!"
"Knew? Yes, know did I. Tell you I did not. Ready to know you were not."
"So, I'm going to be like him."
"No child. You will be yourself. You have a powerful force inside you, a force of good, let that force guide you."
"Of course I will. What's wrong?"
"End my time here does. Remember about the force inside you, teach others you must. Teach others you will." She fell silent, and her breath wheezed out, her last breath.
"Yoda?" Kane shook her tiny frame. "NO!!!" His scream pierced the heavens, and anguish tore at his soul.
Burying the woman who had been his teacher, and friend, he rose. There was nothing for him here. He had to return to the rebellion; he had to fight the spread of his brother's evil.
Upon reaching the rebellion's new base, he was informed that Darth Bischoff was building another Elimination Chamber. They had to be stopped.
The Rebellion had gathered its best fighters into two groups. One group, containing Billy, and Torrie, would go down to the planet's surface and destroy the power source for the project. A second group, lead my Billy's friend, Rey, would provide a distraction, and destroy the helpless, half built Elimination Chamber. Both were suicide missions, but Kane choose to go with his friends, something inside him was telling him that his brother would be there.
At first Kane could not believe that such a beautiful planet could harbor such a destructive force, but appearances were deceiving. Avoiding the Cruiserweights and Midcarders was tricky. Not because they were great at stopping, or finding, the invaders, but there were so many of them. There were the occasional run in, which the rebels were easily victorious in. After all, the darkness didn't choose their minions for intelligence.
It was the natives of the planet, a race of teddy-bear like people called Ewoks, that gave the rebels some problems.
Billy looked at me, "Do you understand what they're saying?"
"Not a clue, but we should try to get away. We still have to cut the power to the Elimination Chamber."
Billy nodded, "You go, I'll provide a distraction, and keep the Princess safe. We'll catch up with you soon."
Kane nodded, and fought free of his little captors, as Billy created a huge fuss by fighting with them.
It took Kane an hour to work his way back to the power station, which was now heavily guarded against attacks. Hiding in the Forrest, Kane watched, and for a while everything seemed hopeless. It seemed like an eternity before Billy tapped him on the shoulder and whispered, "I brought re- inforcements."
Kane nodded, and suddenly felt that he couldn't go with them to do this, that his destiny lay somewhere else inside the small outpost. The brave little Ewoks proved invaluable in getting into the outpost, their guerilla warfare tactics were overwhelming successful.
Kane smiled as he felt that Billy and Torrie had succeed in their most important task.
"Brother..." he could hear Darth 'Taker's whispery voice, "come with me."
"Of course, lead the way... brother."
"The Emperor will be pleased with your decision."
"I haven't decided anything... yet. But I do know that somewhere in you there is still some good in you, I just have to find it."
"You dream, brother. There is no good in me, I am a creature of the dark."
"No, you have good in you. I know it." "You know nothing about me. Now, come with me, the Emperor is not a patient person."
"Evil never is."
"You are too young to understand, and your mind has been poisoned by the Jedi."
The brothers boarded a shuttle, which took them to the half built Elimination Chamber, and to the very heart of the dreaded, and hated, Empire, the Dark Emperor Bischoff.
"Welcome, child," the man under the cowled hood croaked, and then turned his attention to Darth 'Taker. "You have done well, my servant."
"Thank you, master, " the Dark Lord intoned solemnly.
"Now, Kane," said the Emperor, once again turning his attention to the Jedi, "you will join your brother and I on the dark side."
"I will not."
"You will join or you will perish."
"I will not."
Bischoff levered himself from his chair, his robes flowing around him. "You will join us."
Kane stood tall, not willing to allow the dark Emperor to cause him to cower.
As if sensing Kane's unwillingness to bend, Bischoff hissed. "Then you will die." Then, in a great display of power, lightening flashed from Bischoff's fingertips and contacted Kane's body.
Kane dropped to his knees, his body his unable to cope with the pain, and Bischoff cackled gleefully, and began to chant, "You will die," over and over agin, as if it were a mantra.
Kane slowly gather his energy, and focused himself, and made himself stand.
"I will not die, not by your hand, and not today."
Kane managed to stand for a few moments as he called his light saber to him. Igniting it he swung at the Emperor.
Futilely, of course, because the Emperor just flicked a wrist and deflected the blow,. The saber was knocked from Kane's hand , and a blow that knocked him back to his knees delivered. Kane teetered on the edge of a vent, and suddenly the menacing presence above him vanished.
Kane opened his eyes, not realizing that he'd closed them, and saw his older brother hoisting the Dark Emperor over his head. And, then, he tossed the incarnate of evil into the vent.
"Get me out of this thing, brother," he croaked.
"We need to get out of here. My friend will destroy it soon." Kane informed him.
Darth 'Taker started to tug off his black outfit. "I have to get it off."
Sighing, Kane began to assist his brother in the removal of his cape.
'We have to get to the shuttles, 'Taker. We have to go now."
"I know... brother."
The two men struggled to the shuttle bay. As they staggered forward 'Takers breathing got harsher, and quicker, but shallower.
They reached the shuttle bay, and 'Taker pushed Kane toward the shuttle.
"You have to go!"
"Not with out you."
"You have to go. I'm not going to make it."
"Yes, you are."
"I want to thank you, brother."
"For what?"
"For believing in me, even when I didn't." With his last breath 'Taker whispered, "Go now, and live." And then he drew no more breaths into the fierce body that had been both good and evil.
"NO!!" Kane screamed. but no matter what the young warrior did, his brother was still gone.
Pulling the body onto the shuttle, Kane used all his considerable piloting skill ti get safely away to the nearby planet, as he flew he watched the half built Elimination Chamber explode.
Touching down, he built a pyre for his brother's body, and sent it back to the WWE Championship. It was watching the flames that his friends found him.
"Kane?" Torrie inquired.
"He was my brother... and he gave his life for mine."
'then we will remember him with honour as the man he once was, and was again for a short time this day."
"Yes. Now, tell me, what's going on with you and Billy?"
"We're getting married."
"I'm glad for you, cousin. I'm glad."
The End