Hola! Welcome to Master Roshi's Journal! This is going to be my fic that will give me a break from all of my more serious fics. I just came up with the idea, and I think this will be pretty cool. Well, I hope that you enjoy this little work. The chapters will probably be pretty short. I hope that it will be loved anyway. Well, enjoy!

Disclaimer: No, I don't own Dragon Ball Z.

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Master Roshi's Journal

By: Ponytail Goddess

Dear Journal:

Whoo-hoo!!! Man, has it been a good day!

First, when I got up I watched Hemei's aerobics. Sakura's back on the show now. Her leg must have finally healed up. Well, it looks good, and I mean GOOD!!! Damn, she has a fine set of legs.

After that I tried to steal #18's fine bikini underwear from her clothes basket. She's a little too fast for me though, and she threatened to shove my head up my ass afterwards.

Everything was pretty boring after that, until I went to the beach that is. Man, some of the women around here have very nice racks. I ran into Marron there, Krillin's old girlfriend. She was looking very good in that red string bikini she was in. I thought that she'd look even better without it, so I grabbed one of the ties on the side and yanked it. I got to see a lot! It was great up until her boyfriend made me eat sand.

Well, that's pretty much all of my excitement for today.

Master Roshi

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Well, did you like it? Please review! Thanks.

About the length: Well, what do you expect? It's a daily journal writing! It will be better once I get more entries up.

Am I pervert? No, not that I know of, I just thought this would be funny and I hope that it is!

Well, until the next entry.....

P.G.