Welcome back to Master Roshi's Journal! I'm surprised at the response I got for it last time. I was thinking about taking it down, but since so many people liked it, I suppose it'll stay up. Well, enjoy!

Disclamier: I don't own DBZ.

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Master Roshi's Journal

By: Ponytail Goddess

Dear Journal:

I have to write this quickly so that Android 18 won't hurt me. You see, I accidentally left some of my porn magazines out on the coffee table last night. Today #18 caught Marron looking through them! Marron was even asking 18 questions about the pictures. I am screwed!

Maybe if I go out I'll get away with it! Yeah, that's a good idea! I'll go to the strip club before Android 18 rings my neck. Well, I gotta run!

Master Roshi

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Well, there you have it. A small joke to liven up your day. Please review. Thanks for reading. Bye!