Ok. I thought I was clear enough that I don't want flames!!! You do that again and I will feed you to my attack Gundam Pilots!!! God. Nothing ruins my day like a flame. I'm very pissed off. If you don't like it, then shut your GOD DAMNED FACE OR DON'T READ IT!!! I have neither time nor patience for flames. You will be hunted down. But thank you to my nice reviewers Swimming Angel and Vilranda. You get hugs! And maybe I might have a few Bishonen plushies kicking around somewhere. At any rate, if you don't like it, don't read it! I will not tolerate another mean review like the one Maria sent. Do it again and Shinigami will get you. Thank you for your time. I think I'll get into the Yaoi part in another chapter. I don't really know. But for sure, it will happen.

Chapter 2: Retrieving Kakarotto

Bardock sat down in his space pod and pressed the button to close the hatch. He then pressed the launch button. The pod took off and Bardock waited to get used to flight.

He had just gotten out of the rejuvenation tank and gotten dressed again. He was going to make good on the demi Saiya-jin's wishes. He was going to get his son on Chikyu-sei. He hoped he wasn't to late. The Saiya-jin Empire was now starting a peace treaty with all of outer space and that counted the children sent away at birth. If he caught the child before the moon rose on the planet, then every thing would be great.

Bardock was hoping that he wouldn't be too late incase the planets inhabitants were stronger than anticipated. He would be there in about a year and he promised to stay in touch with the home base incase he was ever needed some where close to Chikyu-sei. He smiled. His son was to become the first Super Saiya-jin. Then he frowned. How would he if he never fought Freezer?

"Kuso!" He yelled. It didn't really matter now anyway. The planet was safe and his Ouji was back in place.

"Bardock!"

Bardock jumped. It was the radio.

"Yes?"

"This is Vegeta."

"Ouji-sama!"

"Yes. I am on this stupid contraption to tell you that you are now an elite. I was told that you had a hand in defeating Freezer."

"Not really Ouji-sama. The children from the future did it with no help from me. I only saw it coming in my vision. I tried to warn everyone, but they wouldn't listen to me."

"I see. When you get back I want to use your newfound powers to help us. Do you have any objections?"

"No Ouji-sama, but if I may ask, I'd like for my crew on the Meat-sei to have an honorable burial. They were killed fighting Dadoria and his men."

"Of course. You will be shown to the graves when you return and be shown a video of the funeral."

"Arigato Ouji-sama."

"Don't mention it. I will wait until you get back. You say you are retrieving your son?"

"Yes."

"His status will be elevated as well. I will leave you now. I am needed in the mess hall to solve a small dispute. Hurry back. We need as much help as possible to calm down all of Vegeta-sei."

"Yes Ouji-sama. I will return as soon as possible."

With that, Bardock closed off the connection and pushed the button that put him into suspended animation until he was contacted or he landed.

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Bardock woke with a start. He knew he was hungry, but he didn't know where he was. He looked at the computer screen and saw that he was now entering Chikyu-sei's atmosphere. He smiled at the knowledge of finding his son. Soon the spacecraft landed and he nimbly climbed out. He touched the button on his scouter and looked around. The whole place was full of weak ningens!!! How could this place be any threat? With out a second thought, he decided to find his son.

Bardock lifted into the air and flew to the highest power that he could see on the scouter. As soon as he landed, the natives of the planet swarmed him. A girl with blue hair, a girl with black hair, a pig, a cat, a black haired teen, a bald kid, an old man, a turtle, and a young boy stood off to the side.

Bardock pushed every one off of him and scowled.

Who the hell are you? He asked in Saiya-go.

The little boy standing off to one side perked his ears. The language seemed familiar. Who was this guy?

The blue haired girl stepped up to Bardock.

"Who are you and what do you want here on Chikyu-sei?"

"Oh. So you speak Universal Standard. I am Bardock. I am here to collect my son. His name is Kakarotto. Have you seen him? He looks a bit like me..."

The small boy stepped forward, his tail curving slightly behind him.

"My name is Goku. I look a bit like you... Is that good?"

"You are indeed my son, but your name is wrong. Your name is Kakarotto. You are a Saiya-jin. We are a proud race." Bardock was worried. This boy was acting timidly. This was not a Saiya-jin trait.

"Kakarotto..." He tested out the name. It was unfamiliar on his tongue.

"Yes, that's you. You need to come with me so we can find your old space pod. I don't have enough room in mine."

"You can't take him away! He belongs here!" Cried Bulma and Chi-Chi in one voice.

Bardock glared at the two girls. They backed down.

"He has a home and his people waiting for him back on our planet. He even has a new honor of being able to serve the Saiya-jin no Ouji. I have to bring him back so that his brother and cousins and other family can be with him. They've been worried about him you know. How do you think we feel?"

"I'm sorry Bardock-san. We didn't really think. I was wondering if I could help you with this though. We already have Go- Kakarotto's space ship at my house. We were looking at it and trying to figure it out. If you helped us, we could fix it and help you on your way."

"I'd say that is a good thing. I thank you for this."

"Are you going to go soon?"

"As soon as it's done. You're lucky I got here when I did. If I hadn't, then he may have destroyed the whole planet."

"How?" Asked Bulma. "He's only a child."

"That may be onna, but our race is very advanced. Also, when the moon is full, and we have our tails and look at it, we turn into giant apes called Oozaru. We are capable of destroying a planet bigger than this on our own. That's why he was sent out. I wasn't able to stop the people that controlled us from sending him away. At any rate, we need to hurry. I'm expected back as soon as possible. I am to serve the Ouji."

"Well, we shall hurry. My house isn't very far from here."

And so, the group moved on. Bardock flying and Bulma with the group in her air car. Kakarotto followed on his Kin'toun. In a matter of minutes, they reached Bulma's house.

"Daddy! I need your help!" Bulma cried.

In response, Dr. Briefs came out and eyed Bardock.

"Yes, Bulma?"

"We have some one to help us with the space ship. He knows the language programmed into the computer."

"There are actually several in it. I would be glad to teach them to you."

And so the fixing of Kakarotto's space pod commenced.

TBC



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