Welcome back to Master Roshi's Journal, the place where I try and scare people and hopefully give them a little laugh. Well, here's the next entry........

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ.

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Master Roshi's Journal

By: Ponytail Goddess

Journal:

Wow, my collection is really piling up now! My room is full of panties! Big and small panties! Embroidered panties! Fluffy Panties! Technicolored panties. I even have a pair of Marron's Barbie panties! And yet, there are still more in the world for me to acquire! Kami, how many different pair of underpants can I get? I may never know..........

However, I do know that Oolong is going to loose. I swear, I am going to have to put my panties under lock and key. He came here today and tried to steal some from me! How evil and pathetic! And he's not the only one who takes off with my panties either! Marron sometimes runs around with them on her head! Only Kami knows what possesses her to do that. Anyhow, I need to find somewhere safer to hide these babies, but where?!?

Uh-oh, Android 18 is yelling my name. She probably discovered that her underwear drawer was empty. I gotta run!!!

Master Roshi

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-P.G.