Welcome back to Master Roshi's Journal. Here's another chapter for everyone's enjoyment.

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ.

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Master Roshi's Journal

By: Ponytail Goddess

Journal:

Today hasn't been a very good day. I am aching all over from yesterday's excursion in West Capitol City. See, I went over to Bulma's to go and get some panties from her clothesline. Well, I almost got away with it. Almost. Vegeta came out of the gravity room just as I was leaving. He saw me with my bag full of panties. He smirked, then walked away.

For a second I thought I was going to get away with it. I went over to her neighbor's house and started raiding their clothesline. However, that's when it happened. I don't remember all that much other than baseball bats whacking me all over. I do remember someone, I think it was Vegeta, calling out, "Fifty points for each shot to the head! 100 for shots to the groin! If you can score 3,000 points in one minute then I'll take you to the park for an hour!".

I think you can guess the rest. I woke up here in my room with more injuries than I can count. Android 18 has went to go and get me some senzu beans. She really does care, though she won't admit it. She even made up an excuse to go get them, saying that she wanted me to get up and clutch at women other than her. I know though that deep down somewhere in that computer brain of hers that she likes it........

Roshi

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Did you like it? Please review. Yes, I think it was rather lame, but oh well. I tried. I hope you enjoyed it. Happy Turkey Day!

-P.G.