Here's another totally screwed up chapter! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ.

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Master Roshi's Journal

By: Ponytail Goddess

Journal:

Well, after taking a severe beating from Gohan (I guess Bulma DID warn Videl about my coming around), I came back to the good ol' Kame house and digested some senzu beans as best as I could.

Damn it, Oolong hasn't been helping the Hanties project at all. He won't even donate any of his panties to help! What a greedy, lazy pig! I swear, the next time I am craving bacon.............

Anyway, I have finally talked Yajerobi into helping me steal panties for the store. Next stop, Chichi's house. Maybe she has more shiny thongs......... I bet those will sell really well.

Roshi

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Well, did I get you to laugh a bit, I hope? Please review. Thanks for reading!