Rurouni High! By, Kitsune Arashi (kitsune_arashi@yahoo.com) Disclaimer: I dun own anything. *sobs* Dun remind me. Rating: PG-13 Note: On the second chapter! Yesh! Oh and thank ya Chiki, I like Kamatari too. I wanted him to look yummy for both guys and girls! Long purple hair, with a ribbon tied around it. If anyone has seen fushigi yuugi, you know Tamahome, the ponytail is like that. I think I will draw the pic later. Hm. But yeah, and sorry the 1st chapter was so boring. I'll try to make it up! Okay? Please leave another review!

-Chapter 2-

"Today, if you are not confused, you are just not thinking clearly."

-U. Peter

2nd period was about to began, Kenshin heared a few girls chatting about the new teacher who was about to arrive.

"Oh my god! Have you seen him? He is probably the most sexiest teacher here!"

He heard one of them say, he rolled his eyes-girls.

"Hey," A soft pat on the sholder, and Kenshin turned around. He found the same girl he saw at mcdonalds, Arashi. Behind her was Sanosuke, also the guy he met at Mcdonalds. "Your Kenshin right? Remember me?" She smiled.

"Yes." He said. "I didn't know you were in this class. I didn't see you here yesterday."

"That's 'cause I just tranferred in. I was in shop first, but shop isn't my thing. Then ROTC. Long story. The teach got pissed at me and kicked me out. He was a bastard anyway." Arashi explained, her eyes wandered to the ceiling and scratched her chin. "Come to think of it, why the hell did I go in that class anyway?"

Kenshin sweatdropped. Arashi was weird.

"That's 'cause you wern't looking at the sign up class sheet, ya crazy kitsune-baka." Sanosuke shook his head and turned to Kenshin. "So Kenshin. You hear about the new teacher?"

Kenshin nodded. "Yes. I heard about it. Why are we getting a new teacher?"

Sanosuke and Arashi looked eachother, there expressions were the same. "Er." Arashi started. "Our last teacher was Henya-sensei. He was trying to teach everyone how to. Fly. Shishio-sama-"

"Didn't mind at first until he remembered about his job and how the district would fire him if he let Henya-sensei lets us jump off the roofs and land face first into the cement." Sano continued.

Kenshin's eyes widened. "Oro ~ How."

"You'll get use to it. Most of our teachers are a bit. Fucked in the head." Sweatdrop. Arashi scratched her head. "Well, Usui-sama is the weirdest. He's blind and tends to bump into this and yell at them and threatens to throw them away."

Kenshin nodded. "He came into Anji-sensei's class. He bumped into the chalkboard 2ce and fell on the floor, on a students desk, the door, and messed up Anji's papers."

"You have Anji? He's the most normal person in this whole damn school." Sanosuke said. "Well sorta. He was a monk."

Kenshin looked shocked. "Monk!?" He cried out. "But he's so."

"That's 'cause he works out all the time-" Arashi saw Kenshin about to open his mouth to ask another question. "Dunno he likes it I guess," Kenshin let out a small smile and closed his mouth. "You'll know more later. Don't worry." Soon the gym door opened. Kenshin turned the way it opened. The man was in the shadows, so you couldn't see him.

"I'm your new gym teacher." The voice, it was deep, and sounded a bit irratated. Stepping out of the shadows he said, "I'm Hiko. Don't call me sensei or any crap like that." His eyes turned. "Except for you Kenshin."

Everyone's eyes widened, especially Kenshin. "HIKO-SAMA!?!?!?!?!" He yelled at the top of his lungs.