Ch. IV Confusing Feelings
Most of the classes in Hogwarts were now taught by new professors. The reason behind this was because many of the professors disappeared somehow.
Defense Against the Dark Arts, Harry, Hermione and Ron's first class for the day, is now taught by a sexually challenged black wizard by the name of Professor Winky.
"Good morning, class. Today we will be discussing the beating nookeer," said Winky, smiling at Harry. "Yes, it is a very interesting creature; it protects itself by beating the land underneath, and then regurgitates it back in front of the enemy. There is one way to defend against it. Use the Spermlicious reductio," said Winky, while he smiles again at Harry, "well, Mr. Potter, come help me pass them out."
Harry passed the strange creatures out, and sat down. Winky went over to Harry and Ron.
"Do you fellows need any help?" asked Professor Winky.
"I can't get this bloody spell right," complained Ron.
"I am fine here," said Harry.
"Ron, you will get it soon, let me help you, Harry," said Winky, as he reached for Harry's wand, and deliberately caressed Harry's hand. He started to rub Harry's arm. Ron hit Harry in the side with his elbow.
"Professor, I need help!" exclaimed Ron madly.
"In time, in time...Harry has yet to perfect the spell with my special wand," said Winky. He then rubbed his pants against Harry's arms.
"That is enough, professor! I need help!" yelled Ron.
"Fine, fine, Weasley, I am coming," said Winky boringly.
Harry looked a little pleased and somewhat puzzled. The bell rang and everybody left the room.
"Bye, Mr. Potter, pleased to see you had a great class," said Winky brightly, with a wink.
"Well, I have to go and help Dudley in the library before Potions, see you guys later," said Hermione.
Hermione left Ron and Harry alone in an empty corner.
"Well, that was an odd class," said Harry, giggling.
"What? Odd you were all over him, and I was right next to you! You don't know how I felt, and you enjoyed it. Am I not good enough for you?" asked Ron, on the verge of tears.
"Enough Ron, I am not your boyfriend! I'm just experimenting with you. Yes, I enjoyed Winky, but I also enjoyed Cho looking at me," whispered Harry.
"You don't enjoy me?" asked Ron tearfully.
"Of course I enjoy you, but it is odd to sleep with my best friend. I will always enjoy you though, Ron," said Harry, smirking.
"Well, let's go to the common room so you can enjoy me some more," said Ron, smiling suggestively.
Harry smirked at the idea.
Most of the classes in Hogwarts were now taught by new professors. The reason behind this was because many of the professors disappeared somehow.
Defense Against the Dark Arts, Harry, Hermione and Ron's first class for the day, is now taught by a sexually challenged black wizard by the name of Professor Winky.
"Good morning, class. Today we will be discussing the beating nookeer," said Winky, smiling at Harry. "Yes, it is a very interesting creature; it protects itself by beating the land underneath, and then regurgitates it back in front of the enemy. There is one way to defend against it. Use the Spermlicious reductio," said Winky, while he smiles again at Harry, "well, Mr. Potter, come help me pass them out."
Harry passed the strange creatures out, and sat down. Winky went over to Harry and Ron.
"Do you fellows need any help?" asked Professor Winky.
"I can't get this bloody spell right," complained Ron.
"I am fine here," said Harry.
"Ron, you will get it soon, let me help you, Harry," said Winky, as he reached for Harry's wand, and deliberately caressed Harry's hand. He started to rub Harry's arm. Ron hit Harry in the side with his elbow.
"Professor, I need help!" exclaimed Ron madly.
"In time, in time...Harry has yet to perfect the spell with my special wand," said Winky. He then rubbed his pants against Harry's arms.
"That is enough, professor! I need help!" yelled Ron.
"Fine, fine, Weasley, I am coming," said Winky boringly.
Harry looked a little pleased and somewhat puzzled. The bell rang and everybody left the room.
"Bye, Mr. Potter, pleased to see you had a great class," said Winky brightly, with a wink.
"Well, I have to go and help Dudley in the library before Potions, see you guys later," said Hermione.
Hermione left Ron and Harry alone in an empty corner.
"Well, that was an odd class," said Harry, giggling.
"What? Odd you were all over him, and I was right next to you! You don't know how I felt, and you enjoyed it. Am I not good enough for you?" asked Ron, on the verge of tears.
"Enough Ron, I am not your boyfriend! I'm just experimenting with you. Yes, I enjoyed Winky, but I also enjoyed Cho looking at me," whispered Harry.
"You don't enjoy me?" asked Ron tearfully.
"Of course I enjoy you, but it is odd to sleep with my best friend. I will always enjoy you though, Ron," said Harry, smirking.
"Well, let's go to the common room so you can enjoy me some more," said Ron, smiling suggestively.
Harry smirked at the idea.