Destiny Bend

BtVS/WWE X-over

Spoilers/Changes:

BtVS: Everything up to and including the S6 finale episode. Willow did go to England, but everything afterwards becomes AU.

WWE: No specific spoilers for this, though I am pretty much screwing around with their universe. No roster split, Lita never got hurt, Matt Hardy didn't do the whole Mattitude thing, and the two of them never dated. Also Christian never turned on Edge, so the brothers are still pretty much a tag team. Oh, and the whole rivalry thing they had going with the Hardy's and Lita is still going on, which means they still hate each other. Chris Jericho is still acting like a pompous ass. Another thing I'm changing is that instead of being GM's for Raw and Smack Down respectively, Eric Bischoff and Stephanie McMahon are Co-Commissioners.

Part 1

"It's hard to believe, isn't it?" The question was less of a question and more of a statement. His companion nodded silently, his face troubled. The two men sat in their locker room, two pairs of eyes trained on the small black cell phone sitting on the bench between them. The other man spoke suddenly, his long blond hair swinging around his face as his head shot up.

"We should go tell one of the commissioners." His voice held a hint of resignation, and then a slight tinge of alarm as a thought hit him. "Does she know about this?"

"No. Damnit! They could have at least warned us about it. I suppose she'll have to be here as well." He smiled wryly as his older brother frowned. "You know, you could at least try and look happy when you think about her. What with her being our younger sister and all." He smirked as the other man scowled.

"Why? It's not as if we ever got along with each other. Actually, now that I think about it, I don't remember the two of you being all buddy-buddy either." His younger brother shrugged, a thoughtful look appearing on his face, his own dirty blonde hair hanging around his face.

"Who knows? Maybe she's changed. I mean, we haven't seen her in like, what, seven, eight years?"

"Yeah. Ugh. That's probably why he's doing this you know. He's always wanted us to get along with her. I mean, why else would he want us to do this?" The younger man snorted slightly.

"You're asking me? How the hell am I supposed to know why dad would do something this sadistic to us? I mean, geezus. Six months, bro, six months."

"I know. There's no way that we'll be able to get six months off. Which means that she'll have to come here." The two men exchanged glances, worrying about the ramifications that their dad's announcement would bring about.

"Hell, does she even know what we do?"

"Well, either way, she's gonna find out. We're meeting dad's new lawyer tomorrow. She'll have to be there, and we need to see her before that."

"I suppose we better call her then." This time it was the older man's turn to smirk.

"What'dya mean 'we'? I sure as hell aren't calling her." He shoved the cell phone towards his younger brother who scowled at him.

"Skank." He muttered under his breath. His brother just grinned at him, all too cheerful, and then frowned when his brother suddenly smirked at him.

"What?" He asked, dreading the answer. His younger brother just grinned evilly, which just made the trepidation in him grow bigger.

"Well, if I have to call her…guess who has to see one of our darling commissioners? And since Bischoff isn't her tonight…I'm thinking you have to go convince Stephanie to let us have a guest for six months." Grinning he picked up the cell, and then stopped. "She'd be in university right?"

Scowling at the smiling man, the older one replied. "Well, considering that she's, what, 22? I'm guessing yeah." The younger man eyed his older brother, and then sighing, punched in a few numbers.

"Hello, operator? Yeah, can I have the number for the University of Sunnydale?"

TBC…