Ch. VII Ching Chong Pong Kong
Harry could not sleep at all as the decision captured his mind.
"Ron, who should I pick? I can't see anything wrong with the either of them,'' said Harry.
"Crikey mate I don't know, it is all on you," said Ron.
"How about if I go with someone else?" asked Harry.
"Who would go with you right now? Everyone got a partner right after the announcement," said Ron.
"I know exactly who to go with," said Harry, "your sister," concluded Harry happily.
"What? Are you crazy Harry? Anyway I think she has a partner. Joke on you mate," said Ron.
"Bloody! I have to pick one of the girls," said Harry.
The next day at breakfast, both girls ran up to Harry and gave him food.
"Here Harry, I know how you like waffles and a glass of fresh pumpkin juice," said Hermione smiling as wide as day.
"Here I got you some egg rolls and butter beer," said Cho smiling.
"Wow, thanks both of you, I really needed a great meal. But I could only try one before I go to Snape's class. I think I will try Cho and her dishes. I mean her dishes," said Harry hastily.
"You don't want to try mine Harry?" asked Hermione.
"Not right now," smiled Harry.
Hermione understood what was going on and got mad. She threw the waffles at Harry and poured the pumpkin juice over Harry's head.
"Hey, I was watching those waffles!" said Dudley.
The students poured out laughing. Colin Creevy ran over and took a picture of Harry.
"Bugger Harry, you gonna let her do that?" asked Ron.
"Hermione that is it!" exclaimed Harry.
"Wait, I'll fix her," insisted Cho. Cho ran up to Hermione and tripped her. Hermione fell and landed in syrup that over poured off of Dudley's plates.
"Hey chink don't do that to my friend!" yelled Ron out of anger.
"Shut up, Ron, at least I have a partner," said Harry ,putting his arm around Cho.
"I have a partner!" said Ron sassily. He picked up Hermione and hugged her.
"Oh I see... you know you don't like her. She is not your type. I will tell everybody your type!" yelled Harry.
"You wouldn't!" screamed Ron.
Harry and Cho walked out.
"I am glad I don't have ching chong pong kong as my partner," sneered Malfoy.
"Malfoy, who do you have?" asked Harry turning around.
The Great Hall was silent.
"I... I have Ginny Weasley," said Malfoy, somewhat weakly.
"No you don't. I have Dudley as my partner," said Ginny.
All the students laughed.
Harry and Cho walked out quickly. Ron washed Hermione face with a wet towel, and then they both walked out. Ginny stood up and pulled on Dudley's arm, trying to leave with him, but Dudley stayed put eating his toast and mixed lard in his syrup.
"Oh stand up!" ordered Ginny.
"Oh, yes ma'am," answered Dudley, with a mouth full of lard.
The three couples stormed out.
The students were still laughing at Malfoy.
Harry could not sleep at all as the decision captured his mind.
"Ron, who should I pick? I can't see anything wrong with the either of them,'' said Harry.
"Crikey mate I don't know, it is all on you," said Ron.
"How about if I go with someone else?" asked Harry.
"Who would go with you right now? Everyone got a partner right after the announcement," said Ron.
"I know exactly who to go with," said Harry, "your sister," concluded Harry happily.
"What? Are you crazy Harry? Anyway I think she has a partner. Joke on you mate," said Ron.
"Bloody! I have to pick one of the girls," said Harry.
The next day at breakfast, both girls ran up to Harry and gave him food.
"Here Harry, I know how you like waffles and a glass of fresh pumpkin juice," said Hermione smiling as wide as day.
"Here I got you some egg rolls and butter beer," said Cho smiling.
"Wow, thanks both of you, I really needed a great meal. But I could only try one before I go to Snape's class. I think I will try Cho and her dishes. I mean her dishes," said Harry hastily.
"You don't want to try mine Harry?" asked Hermione.
"Not right now," smiled Harry.
Hermione understood what was going on and got mad. She threw the waffles at Harry and poured the pumpkin juice over Harry's head.
"Hey, I was watching those waffles!" said Dudley.
The students poured out laughing. Colin Creevy ran over and took a picture of Harry.
"Bugger Harry, you gonna let her do that?" asked Ron.
"Hermione that is it!" exclaimed Harry.
"Wait, I'll fix her," insisted Cho. Cho ran up to Hermione and tripped her. Hermione fell and landed in syrup that over poured off of Dudley's plates.
"Hey chink don't do that to my friend!" yelled Ron out of anger.
"Shut up, Ron, at least I have a partner," said Harry ,putting his arm around Cho.
"I have a partner!" said Ron sassily. He picked up Hermione and hugged her.
"Oh I see... you know you don't like her. She is not your type. I will tell everybody your type!" yelled Harry.
"You wouldn't!" screamed Ron.
Harry and Cho walked out.
"I am glad I don't have ching chong pong kong as my partner," sneered Malfoy.
"Malfoy, who do you have?" asked Harry turning around.
The Great Hall was silent.
"I... I have Ginny Weasley," said Malfoy, somewhat weakly.
"No you don't. I have Dudley as my partner," said Ginny.
All the students laughed.
Harry and Cho walked out quickly. Ron washed Hermione face with a wet towel, and then they both walked out. Ginny stood up and pulled on Dudley's arm, trying to leave with him, but Dudley stayed put eating his toast and mixed lard in his syrup.
"Oh stand up!" ordered Ginny.
"Oh, yes ma'am," answered Dudley, with a mouth full of lard.
The three couples stormed out.
The students were still laughing at Malfoy.