Ch. VIII The Heat of the Night
Harry had no one to talk to him in his class of World History of Magic taught by Professor Po. Professor Po was an old aged Chinese woman with slanted eyes and wrinkles. She could not speak English very well, but she manages.
"Hong Kong Phooey Wonton Wang Dai Dai!" screamed Po .
There was a puzzled face on all the kids.
"Oh me very sowwie, me not at uncle restaurant," explained Po, "we will be learning about China," said Po.
"No offense Professor, but we have been studying China for three semesters," said Hermione.
"What? You no likey China?" asked Po.
"Actually I have no interest in China anymore," said Hermione staring at Cho.
"Tai Do phai chinky chongy poo poo platter," said Cho talking to Po.
"Kung Fu ponani egg foo young," said Po.
The class just stared.
"Miss Granger you say you say you no likey China? You can change class. Me so sowwie, me love you long time good bye," said Po.
"Fine, damn chink I will leave. Bye Ron," said Hermione.
"Bye," said Ron back.
The class fell silent.
"Well, how you say, China very important, it make very important wizard, like Yu Ming, Ping Ming, Tin Tong Ming, Ly Ming, Zhang Ming, Gong Ming, Su Ming, Mulan Ming, and Zhi Zhi Ming. As you know they all make great potions. Well, I guess that is all. I bring some goodies you know. I have egg foo young, egg roll, mushu pork, chow mein. Enjoy you do," said Po.
The class dismissed.
Ron and Harry had a long stare. Then Ron fell down. Cho pushed him into Harry's legs who then tripped him.
"You little bugger, got your girlfriend fighting for you?" said Ron angrily. "Only if Hermione was here," said Ron.
"Why? So she can think for you?" said Cho teasingly. Cho and Harry laughed and walked off.
"Boom Shakalaka!" screamed Ron.
Harry and Cho legs dropped from beneath from them. They both stood up vigorously. Cho ran somewhere. Harry confronted Ron. They stared for what seems to be ages, then he pushed Ron. Cho was behind Ron kneeling down. Ron stepped back and fell over Cho.
"Booger!" screamed Ron.
Hermione had watched the whole thing and slapped Cho. Harry ran up to Hermione and pushed her. Cho ran over and tripped Hermione while Hermione was trying to get up from Harry's push. The two laughed and held out their wands. Ron and Hermione stood up and took out their wands. The four were ready to shoot.
"What you say going on out here Chu Chu chink chong?" asked Po looking at Cho. "Oh me understand, you kiddie play around like sword fighting. You know back in the old day, China make sword, but us wizard just take wand and kill sword fighter. We be very brave," said Po.
"Oh shut up Winky Tinky Foo!" said Ron.
"Oh... egg roll get to your stomach? Back in the old day we have potion we call ming tai kung kong. Translation=water. Here you go," said Po.
The four looked at each other and walked away. Ron stayed to drink the "potion".
Harry had no one to talk to him in his class of World History of Magic taught by Professor Po. Professor Po was an old aged Chinese woman with slanted eyes and wrinkles. She could not speak English very well, but she manages.
"Hong Kong Phooey Wonton Wang Dai Dai!" screamed Po .
There was a puzzled face on all the kids.
"Oh me very sowwie, me not at uncle restaurant," explained Po, "we will be learning about China," said Po.
"No offense Professor, but we have been studying China for three semesters," said Hermione.
"What? You no likey China?" asked Po.
"Actually I have no interest in China anymore," said Hermione staring at Cho.
"Tai Do phai chinky chongy poo poo platter," said Cho talking to Po.
"Kung Fu ponani egg foo young," said Po.
The class just stared.
"Miss Granger you say you say you no likey China? You can change class. Me so sowwie, me love you long time good bye," said Po.
"Fine, damn chink I will leave. Bye Ron," said Hermione.
"Bye," said Ron back.
The class fell silent.
"Well, how you say, China very important, it make very important wizard, like Yu Ming, Ping Ming, Tin Tong Ming, Ly Ming, Zhang Ming, Gong Ming, Su Ming, Mulan Ming, and Zhi Zhi Ming. As you know they all make great potions. Well, I guess that is all. I bring some goodies you know. I have egg foo young, egg roll, mushu pork, chow mein. Enjoy you do," said Po.
The class dismissed.
Ron and Harry had a long stare. Then Ron fell down. Cho pushed him into Harry's legs who then tripped him.
"You little bugger, got your girlfriend fighting for you?" said Ron angrily. "Only if Hermione was here," said Ron.
"Why? So she can think for you?" said Cho teasingly. Cho and Harry laughed and walked off.
"Boom Shakalaka!" screamed Ron.
Harry and Cho legs dropped from beneath from them. They both stood up vigorously. Cho ran somewhere. Harry confronted Ron. They stared for what seems to be ages, then he pushed Ron. Cho was behind Ron kneeling down. Ron stepped back and fell over Cho.
"Booger!" screamed Ron.
Hermione had watched the whole thing and slapped Cho. Harry ran up to Hermione and pushed her. Cho ran over and tripped Hermione while Hermione was trying to get up from Harry's push. The two laughed and held out their wands. Ron and Hermione stood up and took out their wands. The four were ready to shoot.
"What you say going on out here Chu Chu chink chong?" asked Po looking at Cho. "Oh me understand, you kiddie play around like sword fighting. You know back in the old day, China make sword, but us wizard just take wand and kill sword fighter. We be very brave," said Po.
"Oh shut up Winky Tinky Foo!" said Ron.
"Oh... egg roll get to your stomach? Back in the old day we have potion we call ming tai kung kong. Translation=water. Here you go," said Po.
The four looked at each other and walked away. Ron stayed to drink the "potion".