Author: Sakurai
Feedback: yes, please!
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Future profanities? Obscene amount of silliness. No-beta (Please excuse any minor mistakes.)
Notes: "..." denotes speech '...' denotes thoughts
Disclaimer: All rights go to their respective owners. I claim nothing. Except this fic.
-And so it continue-
"It was a good game..." Sendoh greeted Akagi cordially. "Was there a problem? Sakuragi seems to be missing, Miyagi didn't pass up a single ball to Mitsui even when he is right open and Kogure seems to be avoiding me like plague. And I thought Shohoku had been looking forward to this match? Ryonan had been able to get Uzomi back too..." Sendoh swept his eyes over the motley crew. Miyagi was in a drowning cloud of depression. Mitsui looks way too hyper, considering the fact that Shohoku had lost by one point to Ryonan. Rukawa seems to be in a weird funk and Kogure... Kogure had been and still was industrially avoiding looking in his direction. At all. Akagi had been the only one only into the game. No surprise Ryonan won. It was almost an unfair match.
"Shohoku! Gather!" The tic jumped in
Akagi cheek. Right on cue, Sakuragi crashed through the gym
entrance. "Agrhhhh! The match is over? How could you guys start the match
without the Tensai?!"
"Do ahou." Rukawa muttered, remarkably snidely with his half lidded
eyes.
"You are late for hour and hour. Do you really expect us to wait for
you?" 'Where the hell do you get that ego?" Miyagi and Mitsui both
gave their two cents worth. Miyagi suddenly realized how close Mitsui was to
him and immediately move away, glaring at Mitsui. Mitsui only smile wider.
'Ahhh... so Miyagi had gotten wind of my 'little date' with Ayako later.
Anyway, he doesn't need to know Ayako only agreed because she thought I need
help with my English project. And he certainly doesn't need to know about the
hour I spent in the toilet psyching myself up to ask her! You are cool, Mitsui.
You are cool.' Mitsui smiled to himself.
'That, that smirk! Ayako! How could you even think about spending, spending time with that, that thing?!' Miyagi wailed mentally, fist tightening. Yasu took one look at his fellow team mates and decided it was now or never to avert disaster. A little domestic disturbance makes life interesting but definitely not in front of visitors! Grabbing out a fistful of cookies he forcibly shove them into any gaping mouths or hands. Namely, Kogure's, Akagi's and Rukawa's hands. Mitsui's smirking mouth, Miyagi's snarling mouth and Sakuragi's still spluttering mouth. Then darting further away, he hand out the fragrant, still slightly steaming lemon cookies to Kuwata and the others. Sakuragi choked, spluttered some more then inhaled the cookie whole in mere seconds.
"Delicious!" He reached over to poach Kuwata's just as the poor guy was above to bite into his cookie.
"Yasu? Where did you get them from? They are really good!" Miyagi muttered around his full mouth.
"Heh... My girlfriend made them for all of us." Yasu replied, flushing deep scarlet, pointing to a slight figure off the right side of the Ru-Ka-Wa girls. The girl turned even redder than Yasu and did a little wave before ducking behind Rukawa's fan girls. The 'S-M-M' gang stared. They were about to expire from abject envy. Rukawa snorted. 'Pathetic.' Taking a tentative nibble, he fell into a semi-doze, only half conscious of how he was gnawing on the cookie.
-WARNING. RIDICULOUSLY AFFECTIONATE SENDOH AHEAD. WARNING SILLY STUFF AHEAD. WARNING I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY MUSES. YOU ARE DULY WARNED-
~Sniff. Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff, sniff. ~
Sendoh nudged Koshino. "Do you smell that?"
"Smell what?" Koshino answered, taking a deep breath. His eyes bugged out. Gripping Sendoh's arms as tightly as he could, he called for reinforcement. "Chains! Locks! HELP! Help me hold him down before he makes a fool out of himself!!" Sendoh eyes had turn into little lemons.
"Lemon cookies" Sendoh half whispered.
Kogure watched amused as the 'S-M-M' gang fought over the last cookie, only to realise that while they were distracted Rukawa had eaten it. Kogure lifted his hand to bite at his own cookie, but someone beat him to it. 'WHAT?!' Kogure jumped about a metre off the ground. "Sen-Sendoh-san?" Kogure stammered out at Sendoh who was half hanging over his back to get at the lemon cookie. Kogure tried to untangle himself. As impossible as it seems, Sendoh adhered himself even tighter and took a big chomp out of the cookie. Uzomi turned very white.
Koshino turned blue. 'There goes our reputation! We should never have let him out of the school.' The rest of the Ryonan team was in similar state. Koshino look as he was about to cry. 'God... Just give him the damned cookie!!' He dug his hands into his hair and tugged. Maybe if he closes his eyes he could pretend this was not happen... All of Ryonan knows what happen when Sendoh gets into lemon frenzy. He turns into a glomp monster.
"Get... Get off me!!" Kogure turned very, very red. Akagi gaped like a goldfish. The rest of Shohoku was riveted.
"Shouldn't we like save him?" Mitsui murmured, dazed.
"Nah. This is more fun. Look at Uzomi. He looks as if he is going to burst a vein. If only Taoka is here... Then it will really be very, very funny!" Miyagi sniggered.
Sakuragi laughed maniacally. "I knew it! I knew it!! Stupid Smiley is really an idiotic pervert! Whahahahahah!"
Rukawa walk over placidly and removed Sendoh. A soft tearing sound went out like thunder in the room.
"Lemon cookies... Lemon... Why are you so cold Kogure...? We even kissed by default... Lemon cookies..." Sendoh whimpered out in despair. 'Lemon cookies...' Sendoh was fixated. Akagi fell like timber.
"The plot thickens!" Miyagi whispered excitedly. He had almost forgotten Mitsui treachery. Almost. Mitsui went blue then white then green. His face couldn't decide which colour it wants to be.
'Kiss? KISS!?!' Mitsui thought about all the times he had casually placed an arm over Kogure's shoulders or shared a hug after a victorious game. "OH MY GOD KOGURE! You're GAY?!? And with SENDOH!? You're not only, only GAY but you're fraternizing with the, the ENEMY as while!?" He burst out in utter stupefaction.
Kogure crammed the rest of the cookie into his mouth by reflex as soon as he got free. The he rammed his head into the wall. Repeatedly. 'It –bang- was –bang- just –bang- CPR! AHHH! Just –bang- kill –bang- me –bang- now!'
"Mine." Rukawa said impassively putting himself firmly between Kogure and Sendoh.
"WWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!?" The whole gym echoed. Akagi twitched systematically from his prone position from the floor.
"Enter the rival..." Miyagi could feel a rush of inspiration. Maybe it would help him compose a poem for Ayako later.
"Ru-RUKAWA too?" Mitsui had enough. He was about to get a mental breakdown. He turned to Sakuragi. "Are you Homo too, Sakuragi?"
"Of course I'm. What kind of idiot do you take me for? Aren't you one too?" Sakuragi replied crossly. Mitsui thinking -Homosexual. Sakuragi thinking -Homo sapiens.
"Of COURSE NOT!" Mitsui shrank away from the collective group of Shohoku people. 'They are all gay?! I am never going to shower in the communal showers ever again!'
Kogure squatted down in a corner of the gym. "This is not happening... This is not happening..." He mumbled softly to himself. Rukawa's fans were in disarray. Those that are also in 'Yaoi-Fan-girls' clan were ecstatic. They always knew somebody that pretty can't be totally straight. The 'Rukawa-Is-Mine-Fan-girls' either can't believe their ears (Note: It is also known as Delusional-Fan-girls) or are plotting how to kill Kogure in the most horrible way. Rukawa did the typical chin scratch, watching the various fascinating reactions. Then he remembered he had yet to complete his sentence. Turning to the Very-Dejected-Due-To-Lack-Of-Lemon-Nourishment Sendoh he finished what he was saying.
"My team mate. Stay away."
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To be continued
Sakurai: Heheheh. You were warned. IMPORTANT!! Anybody wants to know what happen to Kogure after he was saved? (It will also include the Mitsui asking Ayako out scene) If you want. Please included Sen X Kog in your review.
Sendoh: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!? I thought you can't write YAOI?
Sakurai: It is not my fault. It is the reviewers. Especially Doujin, Miracle and chris. The way they go about mentioning Kogure/Sendoh, influenced my evil muses. AND YELEN. The way you keep going on about how Kogure/Sendoh it is in school really, really psycho my brain cells. It is your entire fault. (_) Haha. Just joking la...
Rukawa: You almost make me gay.
Sakurai: The action word here is gay. Anyway. I don't think there is anything wrong with homosexuals. Love is love.
Mitsui: Then why the heck do you make me a homophobic?!?
Sakurai: *Pats Mitsui on the head* because you are cuter that way.
Mitsui/Rukawa/Miyagi: (X_X)
Sakuragi: I DEMAND more AIR-TIME! I'm the Tensai!
Ayako: Evil Sakurai. Kogure is still comatose. *She prods Kogure who is still huddling in the corner*
Sakurai: *Ignoring Ayako* Anyway thanks to yuki, Doujin, unchained (Yelen is my friend. I think?), Miracle, Yelen, Kowai-no-onna, renei, Flowing river, hagane, chris.
Miyagi: I refuse to be label as part of 'S-M-M' gang. It will decrease my intelligence level to be connected to Mitsui and Sakuragi in anyway.
Sakuragi/Mitsui: WHAT!!! DIE!
Sakurai: That's all folks!
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