Chapter Two
Aragorn was going for a walk when he noticed Gandalf. Gandalf was trying out some new spells.
"Hi Gandalf" Aragorn said as he strolled by. "Bye Gandalf"
Just as Aragorn was leaving Gandalf said another spell, which sounded like this: HOOSH U DOOT U AY PAY MOOSHROOM!
Gandalf turned himself into a mushroom and couldn't turn himself back, since he had dropped his staff when he turned into the mushroom.
Gandalf thought to himself I hope Pippin doesn't come along.
Just then he heard someone singing in the distance.
It was Pippin. He was singing a little song he made up that goes to the tune of Mary Had A Little Lamb. "I GET TO TAKE THE RING! TAKE THE RING! TAKE THE RING! I GET TO TAKE THE RING TO A PLACE CALLED MORDOR. I GET TO TA."
Just as Pippin was going to start his song again he saw Gandalf or to him a giant mushroom.
"OOOOOO! FOR MUSHROOMS SAKES! THAT'S THE MOST GIANTIST MUSHROOM I HAVE EVER SEEN!" Pippin yelled as he saw the mushroom.
"Don't eat me! It's me Gandalf!" The mushroom screamed.
Pippin looked around in confusion and wondering where Gandalf's voice could have came from since Gandalf was nowhere to be seen. Pippin looked high and low, left to right, but still couldn't find him.
"O well" Pippin said as he turned back to his giant, succulent mushroom and started munching on it.
"OOOOWWWW!!!" Gandalf screeched as he was eaten.
"I think I should go show Merry my giant mushroom." Pippin said to himself.
Pippin ripped the mushroom out of the ground. He had a hard time carrying the mushroom back to where Merry was, since the mushroom was twice as big as him and was as big as Gandalf.
While he was walking back he bumped into Aragorn and Legolas.
"HI!" Pippin said cheerfully.
"Well hello Pippin. What do you have there with you? Both of them said with a smile. "This is my mushroom that I found. Isn't it big?" Pippin chuckled.
"Why yes it is." Aragorn said. "Very big" Legolas added.
"Well I better be off. I'm going to show Merry my mushroom." Pippin told them as he walked off.
"Do you need a hand with that" Aragorn called after him.
" NO ONE TOUCHES MY MUSHROOM!" Pippin yelled at Aragorn as if he was starting to go crazy.
Just then Pippin tripped over his own feet and landed in a pile of shit.
"Where. Where's my mushroom!?" Pippin shouted at Legolas and Aragorn as he got up and brushed himself off. "You took it when I tripped! Didn't you!? Didn't you!?"
"If we had your mushroom then it wouldn't be over there, Pippin." Legolas said sarcastically as he pointed.
"Well thank you" Pippin said as he tripped over his own feet again.
Pippin got up and scurried over to his mushroom before some elves came and picked it up.
"He's gone mental." Legolas said to Aragorn.
"I know, let's just pretend this didn't happen." Aragorn whispered back.
"Go away it's mine! All mine!" Pippin snapped at them.
"Don't worry my precious nobody is going to take you. I promise." Pippin snickered to the mushroom. "You'll be alright."
Pippin picked up his mushroom and ran off to go find Merry.
Aragorn was going for a walk when he noticed Gandalf. Gandalf was trying out some new spells.
"Hi Gandalf" Aragorn said as he strolled by. "Bye Gandalf"
Just as Aragorn was leaving Gandalf said another spell, which sounded like this: HOOSH U DOOT U AY PAY MOOSHROOM!
Gandalf turned himself into a mushroom and couldn't turn himself back, since he had dropped his staff when he turned into the mushroom.
Gandalf thought to himself I hope Pippin doesn't come along.
Just then he heard someone singing in the distance.
It was Pippin. He was singing a little song he made up that goes to the tune of Mary Had A Little Lamb. "I GET TO TAKE THE RING! TAKE THE RING! TAKE THE RING! I GET TO TAKE THE RING TO A PLACE CALLED MORDOR. I GET TO TA."
Just as Pippin was going to start his song again he saw Gandalf or to him a giant mushroom.
"OOOOOO! FOR MUSHROOMS SAKES! THAT'S THE MOST GIANTIST MUSHROOM I HAVE EVER SEEN!" Pippin yelled as he saw the mushroom.
"Don't eat me! It's me Gandalf!" The mushroom screamed.
Pippin looked around in confusion and wondering where Gandalf's voice could have came from since Gandalf was nowhere to be seen. Pippin looked high and low, left to right, but still couldn't find him.
"O well" Pippin said as he turned back to his giant, succulent mushroom and started munching on it.
"OOOOWWWW!!!" Gandalf screeched as he was eaten.
"I think I should go show Merry my giant mushroom." Pippin said to himself.
Pippin ripped the mushroom out of the ground. He had a hard time carrying the mushroom back to where Merry was, since the mushroom was twice as big as him and was as big as Gandalf.
While he was walking back he bumped into Aragorn and Legolas.
"HI!" Pippin said cheerfully.
"Well hello Pippin. What do you have there with you? Both of them said with a smile. "This is my mushroom that I found. Isn't it big?" Pippin chuckled.
"Why yes it is." Aragorn said. "Very big" Legolas added.
"Well I better be off. I'm going to show Merry my mushroom." Pippin told them as he walked off.
"Do you need a hand with that" Aragorn called after him.
" NO ONE TOUCHES MY MUSHROOM!" Pippin yelled at Aragorn as if he was starting to go crazy.
Just then Pippin tripped over his own feet and landed in a pile of shit.
"Where. Where's my mushroom!?" Pippin shouted at Legolas and Aragorn as he got up and brushed himself off. "You took it when I tripped! Didn't you!? Didn't you!?"
"If we had your mushroom then it wouldn't be over there, Pippin." Legolas said sarcastically as he pointed.
"Well thank you" Pippin said as he tripped over his own feet again.
Pippin got up and scurried over to his mushroom before some elves came and picked it up.
"He's gone mental." Legolas said to Aragorn.
"I know, let's just pretend this didn't happen." Aragorn whispered back.
"Go away it's mine! All mine!" Pippin snapped at them.
"Don't worry my precious nobody is going to take you. I promise." Pippin snickered to the mushroom. "You'll be alright."
Pippin picked up his mushroom and ran off to go find Merry.