A/N: Hey guys. I thought I'd write a short chapter before I left tomorrow morning. Okay on we go.

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"Excuse me?" Harry asked the angered girl.

"Sure, just pretend you don't know." She said jumping off Erick's lap.

"Mr. Potter, that's cruel," Erick said.

"But I don't –have- any kids. I'm only 16." Harry said.

"What?" Trinity asked.

"I'm not married. I'm dating my soul mate, yeah, but she isn't pregnant, at least I hope not cuz it wouldn't be mine and it's the year 2001, not 2018!" Harry exclaimed. Trinity looked at him weirdly.

"So… you like went forward in time?" She asked.

"I think so." Harry said.

"We're going to see Dumbledore," Trinity said pulling Harry to the headmaster's office.

"Harry?" Dumbledore asked in surprise.

"Apparently," Trinity said wryly. "Can we find someway to send my father back to wherever he came from. At least before he puts anymore strange; weird; demonic pictures into my head (A/N: Thanks Ryan!!)." Trinity said shuddering. Dumbledore shook his head, laughing at the sixteen- year old girl.

"I really need to go back, Professor. 'Mione is waiting for me and-" Harry began but Dumbledore cut him off.

"Harry, we'll get you back. No worries." Dumbledore said. Harry scowled.

"Gee isn't this a bit much to take in for one week. I find out my parent's history, find out Snape is my uncle…" Harry muttered.

"Harry. Calm down. Do you want to go back or not?" Dumbledore asked. Harry nodded. "It's quite easy to get back. Getting to the past is the hard part." Dumbledore said.

"Well how?" Harry asked.

"Simple potion." Dumbledore threw some powder into the fireplace. "Serveus Please join us (A/N: I had a mind lapse and I forgot how to spell Snape's first name. Sorry guys)." Dumbledore said. Snape appeared through the flames. When he saw Harry he scowled.

"Albus, what is he doing here?" Snape asked coldly. "It's bad enough I have to deal with his offspring."

"Serveus!" Dumbledore scolded. "I need you to make a Prithocaues potion." Snape nodded.

"Just as long as he goes back to where I've already dealt with him." Snape said, turning on his heel and exiting back thru the fire. Harry sighed.

"Harry, also we'll be erasing your mind of any memory of this. Trinity grinned at this. "I'll be leaving now to oversee Serveus' potion- making," Dumbledore said leaving.

"So he won't remember that I'm dating Eric Weasley!" Trinity did a little dance.

"Ron's SON?" Harry asked incredulously. Trinity shrugged and nodded.

"Yeah. And considering I don't want you to have a heart attack I won't be alive so I don't think I'm going to tell you who Julian is dating." Trinity said smirking smugly.

"Who?" Harry sighed, rubbing his temples.

"Aislynn Malfloy." She chirped.

"Lemme guess Draco's daughter." Trinity nodded.

For the next hour she told him how everyone was doing. Then Dumbledore returned with two steaming goblets. He gave them both to Harry to drink.

A while later Harry woke up in his bedroom, not remembering anything that happened with Hermione hovering over him.

"Harry? Are you okay?" Hermione asked smoothing a piece of black hair out of Harry's eyes.

"Yeah." He said.

"Okay," Hermione said. Kissing him lightly. Harry pulled her back. Their lips met passionately. Harry slipped his tongue into her mouth. Hermione moaned slightly. She slipped her tongue into his mouth. This 'tongue war' (A/N: Ha ha ha) went on for a good ten minutes. When they released each other it was late and Hermione went back into her room.

A/N: Sorry that took so long guys. I was away!! Please review. Pleez!!!!!!! You didn'y keep up your half of the deal so 70 reviews for this chapter or I'm stopping the series.

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