A/N: Harry and Hermione… broken up. Bad things I'm doing to you guys. You guys are DANGLING those 70 reviews in front of me, aren't you? Oh well… on with the story… err show.

Disclaimer: I'm not making any money if that's what you mean.

Harry lay on his bed staring at the ceiling. He heard the door open. He looked over to see Hermione coming in.

"What are you doing here?" He asked hoarsely.

"I live here too, Harry. And I want to talk to you." Hermione said.

"Well I don't feel like talking to you right now." Harry said angrily.

"Harry, I love you." Hermione said, her voice pained.

"Did you love me when you were 'sucking face' with Krum?" Harry said. A sting of pain shot through her heart.

"If that's how you want it fine." Hermione said angrily. Harry jumped up.

"Hermione Elizabeth Granger, DO NOT MAKE ME OUT TO BE THE BAD GUY! I am NOT the bad guy. For once YOU are. Not me you." Harry said then he grabbed his forehead. Hermione began to cry. It killed Harry inside but he remembered she had cheated on him. The pain in his heart turned to fury. He turned his attention to the white-hot pain over his scar. The pain was too hard to bear, he fainted. (A/N: I don't want Harry to seem weak but A. He'd been through a lot that day. B. It REALLY hurt him C. He isn't weak.)

About three hours later Harry woke up to Madam Pomfrey staring at him. He remembered faintly that he had fainted (A/N: No pun intended).

"Well Mr. Potter, about time you got up." Madame Pomfrey said. "Your alright to go… I suppose."

"Thanks," Harry grumbled getting out of the bed. He walked through the halls, staring at the ceiling. He didn't even notice until he walked into someone. "Oh I'm sorry." He said huskily.

"It's not everyday I get knocked over by *the* Harry Potter." A sweet melodious voice spoke up. Harry looked at the person he rammed into. It was a tall girl who looked about 15 or 16. She had shoulder length blonde hair that was layered. Her frame was willowy and attractive. Her eyes were green also. But looked different on her. Harry's were darker and looked sluggish whereas this girl's were light and bright and her's were lined with long black eyelashes. No doubt about it, this girl was gorgeous. Harry knelt down to help her clean up the papers she dropped.

"Sorry," Harry apologized again.

"No harm done. Just Snape's sickening 3 roll long essay. By the way, I'm Adelaide Rusting. I'm also in Ravenclaw." She said.

"Hi," Harry said warmly. "Well since I plowed you down I guess I owe you one. Do you want something to eat?" Harry asked. Adelaide looked confused.

"I thought the Great Hall was closed?" She said.

"It is. But the kitchen isn't. C'mon!" He said, grabbing her hand. They walked/ran to the portrait of the fruit. Harry reached up and tickled the pear (A/N: It was the pear right?). The portrait opened and Harry and Adelaide walked into the kitchens. Immediately greeted by Dobby.

"Hello, Mr. Potter. Where is Miss Granger?" Dobby asked. Harry scowled.

"Hermione and I aren't dating anymore." Harry said coldly. He brightened up a bit. "This is Adelaide."

"Oh, Dobby knows Miss Adelaide. Miss Adelaide always comes to the kitchens. Yes sir, Mr. Potter." Dobby said. Harry turned to Adelaide.

"I thought you said you never had been here?" Harry asked.

"Now, I never said *that*. I said the Great Hall was closed. I never said I didn't know where the kitchens were," Adelaide said smugly.

"So people in Ravenclaw are pretty clever, huh?" Harry said laughing.

"Yeah… they are pretty boring. Considering we're all brainiacs and all." Adelaide said giggling.

5 minutes later Adelaide and Harry were sitting on a free counter eating ice cream and talking.

"I think the Wasps are the best quidditch team." Adelaide said.

"No way. The Cannons blow them out of the water." Harry said. Adelaide left. Harry was having fun. Had he ever had this much fun with Hermione? Probably not. With her it was all work, work, work. Never play. Not often anyway (A/N: That rhymes!!). Adelaide was a great person to hang out with. They were laughing their heads off. Adelaide had some ice cream on her upper lip. So Harry decided to tell her. "Umm… Adelaide you got some ice cream right there." Harry said, leaning in to wipe it off. Instead Adelaide caught his lips. He got caught up in the kiss. He slipped his tongue into her mouth.

Just then someone walked into the kitchen.

"I don't know what to do Ron I told him how I felt about him but he was really mad." A familiar voice said. Harry, who was a little 'preoccupied' didn't hear anything.

"Hermione," Ron's voice said.

"Yeah, Ron." Hermione's answered.

"Do you want to end up like that girl in that story your reading- Juliet?" Ron asked.

"Umm… Ron, no. And I thought you had you therapist fun for today?" Hermione said.

"Do not turn around." Ron advised.

"Why should I not turn around Ron? Seriously this day couldn't turn out worse." Hermione said, turning around. "Oh," She said faintly. This was way too much to take. Just then Harry broke the kiss. He was smiling at the girl. Smiling- like he loved her. Like he smiled at Hermione. Harry looked up and saw Ron and Hermione staring at him.

"C'mon, Adelaide, let's go. This place just got a cheater problem. Ron, you can come with us. I'm just going to walk Adelaide to her common room." Harry said, jumping off the counter and helping Adelaide down.

"No, Harry, that's okay." Ron said.

"Okay," Harry said, taking Adelaide's hand and walking away. When he left Hermione began to cry uncontrollably. Ron put his arms around her to stop her from crying. Suddenly he felt the urge to do something he hadn't done since they dated. He kissed her.

A/N: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I hate myself for doing that!!!!!!!!!!! Who is writing this????? Certainly not me. Damn my muse. She's trying to kill all us H/Hr shippers. Oh well, remember what type of shipper I am. I promise everything will turn out somewhat okay.

Reviews:

Kristin: I like Boy Meets World, too!!

AznGolDragonGod: I know I thought'd be kinda funny. Ron a therapist!!!

HarryHermione4Ever: I know… I thought'd be kinda okay id Hermione had *some* feelings left for Viktor.

Satans Little Princess: Love the name! I think it's funny. Anyway thank you!!

Mystery: No caps!!! Thank you!!!