Chapter Five
Several months later...
The fellowship was in Mordor now and had just defeated Orthanc. Aragorn showed Pippin the way to the heart of Mount Doom.
"NOW THROW THE RING INTO THE FIRE PIPPIN!!" Aragorn shouted.
"Ummm. I think I swallowed it." Pippin uttered.
"You did what!" Aragorn said pissed off.
"I. Think. I. Swallowed. It." Pippin said very slowly, clearly and loudly, like Aragorn was deaf.
"When do you think you swallowed it?!" Aragorn asked.
"I think I swallowed it in Rivendell." Pippin whispered. "And then I think I crapped it out in the river."
"What river?" Aragorn asked in anger.
"The river with the Aragonath. Or. Whatever it's called. THE TWO KINGS! " Pippin yelled.
"O great. Now we have to start our journey all over again." Aragorn complained.
"How are we going to get the ring out of the river though?" Pippin asked.
"One of us is going to swim down there and get it." Aragorn shouted. "And it's certainly not going to be me.
"I guess Merry will have to go and get, He can swim." Pippin suggested.
"AHHHHHHHH SHIT!" said Merry. "Pippin, you and your big mouth!"
"Why thank you!" Pippin beamed proudly.
The fellowship went back and Merry went down got it.
When they got into Mordor and in the heart of Mount Doom. Pippin said he gave the ring to an orc.
They never did find the orc, but for some reason Sauron didn't want the ring to rule middle earth he just wanted to use it as decoration for his garden and Saruman was just someone who was hired to find the ring for Sauron.
Several months later...
The fellowship was in Mordor now and had just defeated Orthanc. Aragorn showed Pippin the way to the heart of Mount Doom.
"NOW THROW THE RING INTO THE FIRE PIPPIN!!" Aragorn shouted.
"Ummm. I think I swallowed it." Pippin uttered.
"You did what!" Aragorn said pissed off.
"I. Think. I. Swallowed. It." Pippin said very slowly, clearly and loudly, like Aragorn was deaf.
"When do you think you swallowed it?!" Aragorn asked.
"I think I swallowed it in Rivendell." Pippin whispered. "And then I think I crapped it out in the river."
"What river?" Aragorn asked in anger.
"The river with the Aragonath. Or. Whatever it's called. THE TWO KINGS! " Pippin yelled.
"O great. Now we have to start our journey all over again." Aragorn complained.
"How are we going to get the ring out of the river though?" Pippin asked.
"One of us is going to swim down there and get it." Aragorn shouted. "And it's certainly not going to be me.
"I guess Merry will have to go and get, He can swim." Pippin suggested.
"AHHHHHHHH SHIT!" said Merry. "Pippin, you and your big mouth!"
"Why thank you!" Pippin beamed proudly.
The fellowship went back and Merry went down got it.
When they got into Mordor and in the heart of Mount Doom. Pippin said he gave the ring to an orc.
They never did find the orc, but for some reason Sauron didn't want the ring to rule middle earth he just wanted to use it as decoration for his garden and Saruman was just someone who was hired to find the ring for Sauron.