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What if the Yu Yu people: Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei accidentally trades bodies for one day?
One fine morning.
"Buk buga-ohk!" a rooster cawed out from nowhere. "Buk buga-ohk! Buk buga-ohk!!!!! *hack* *hack*"
Yusuke woke up groggily, "Shut the fuck up," he said sleepily. "Man, what's up with that rooster? Where'd he come from? This is a modern city now for Pete's sake." he thought. "Hmm. morning already?" he asked himself. "Time sure flies when you're having a good time. that was a nice dream." he smiled to himself. He could still see Kuwabara laughing naked, cornering poor Kurama and Hiei. They were whimpering in fright at the sight of the ugly ningen. Then, Yusuke to the rescue! Kurama and Hiei had promised him with deep gratitude that they will be his servants forever. He was going to make Hiei sleep with Kurama. but then the stupid rooster woke him up.
"Baka," he said as he stood up to go to the bathroom. "Hmm. what is this?" he asked himself while looking at a neat pile of books at the study desk. "Are those my books? Neatly piled on my study desk? Hold on-study desk? Where'd I get one o'those? Hmm." he moved closer to the desk and saw papers scattered around the table. He picked up one of the papers, "A+? weird. Never got an A+ in my entire life. Can't even get pass a C. Huh? Suuichi Minamino?!?!?! Hold on, is this my house? Come to think of it, my room does look kind of weird. And my voice. I kind of sound like a girl." he pondered to himself. "I'll go in the bathroom. Maybe I'm just a little bit shaken cuz it's so early in the morning."
He raced to the bathroom and washed his face. When he opened his eyes, long hairs of color red flowed down gently, covering his face. He quickly looked at the mirror. He saw something odd, peculiar, and shocking. very shocking. Yusuke had his mouth open when someone knocked quietly at the bathroom door and said, "Suuichi-kun? Are you awake?"
".Su-Suuichi-kun?."
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"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kurama yelled at the top of his lungs as he stared at the mirror. Looking back at him was, instead of a gorgeous, good looking guy with flaming red-hair was now an orange-haired, ugly looking ningen. "NOOOO!!! What have I done to deserve this! Look at my hair! My once beautiful hair! It's so ugly now! And my face. I look like. like. Kuwabara!!!! AHHH!!!!"
"Oy! Oy! Kazuma? What is going on in there?" Shizuru asked her brother while knocking outside his door. "Daijabou ka?"
"Shi-Shi-Shizuru! Help!" Kurama panicked as he opened the door and shook Shizuru back and fort. "You've. GOT. TO. HELP. MEEE!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!" he said as he pointed at his face.
Shizuru raised her eyebrows. "What?"
"My face!"
"So? It's messed up. AS usual."
"NO! Shizuru! It's me Kurama! Trapped in Kuwabara's body!" Kurama urgently explained.
"Huh? What are you talking about? Look, you must still be sleepy. It's pretty early in the morning. Go wash your face or something. And have a mouthwash. Your breath makes me wanna gag," Shizuru said, lightning a cigarette. Kurama blushed and went inside the bathroom. After a few moments, he went out again. This time, he was practically waking up the WHOLE neighborhood.
"KAZUMA! What the HELL is wrong with you?!?!?!" Shizuru shook him.
"I'm NOT KAZUMA! I'm KURAMA!!!!!!!"
"Look, 'Kurama'. I don't know what the hell is wrong with you. Explain things to me please," Shizuru patted him on the back as she sat on his bed.
Kurama sighed. "Okay. So yeah. I'm Kurama. When I woke up, I was in Kuwabara's body for some reason. The end."
"That's it?"
"Well I got nothing to say except those. What are you going to do now?" he questioned her.
"Well. first, if you ARE Kurama. Tell me. What's 1+1?"
Kurama scoffed. "Two."
"Ah. Right. Maybe you ARE Kurama. But, first. explain," she moved closer to Kurama, "THIS!" she said as she pointed at his face.
"I dunno. I said I switched bodies with him. For some reason."
"What-EVER! Go change or you'll be late for school."
"What?! I can't go to school looking like Kuwabara! And who might be in my body?! Oh no! My hair! I've spent sooooo much money on my hair! Err- I meant, 'hair' SPRAY. 'Hair' GEL. yeah."
Shizuru shook her head and opened the door of his room. "Kuwabara" was still having a tantrum about his face, body, everything. Shizuru yelled at him, "Stop that! You're acting like a little kid. Which is USUAL for you," she stepped outside and shut the door behind her. Shizuru looked back and smiled wickedly and said, "Let's see how you'll survive this Kurama. Having Kurama as my little brother might work out just fine. But.I wonder who did this? And where could my real idiot brother be?"
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" *Snores* Ah.huh?" Kuwabara woke up. "Ah. beautiful bright morning!" he said, half-asleep, "man, talk about bright. it's too bright. What the hell is wrong with my blinds?" he stood up and walked on the floor, if there was any.
"Huh?" he looked down and saw that he was floating in mid-air. "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" splat. He fell on the ground, face flat. "AH! Why was I at the top of the tree?! And why does my voice sound weird?! Why am I wearing this black clothes? Why is everything too big?!" Kuwabara panicked as he felt his face. "Why is my face so soft? Why are my eyes big? Why do I have this bandana? Hold on." he looked at the window and saw his reflection. What he saw was not him though but Hiei. "Hiei?! Wha-?" he turned around, hoping to see the little koorime beside him. Nothing. He looked at the window again. Hiei. "What? His lips are moving while I'm talking! Wha- could it be?! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"YUSUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!! MOVE YOUR LAZY ASS!!!" Atsuko yelled at her "son". She was shaking him vigorously, shaking him from side to side, back and forth and so on.
Hiei felt himself being shaken and his first initiative response was, "Get away you baka!"
Atsuko gasped, "NANI?!?!?!?!?! What did you call me YUSUKE NO BAKA!?!?!" she yelled at him as she slapped him. Hiei could take it no longer. He felt for his sword in his back. but it wasn't there. "Huh? Where the hell is my katana?"
"Katana? Since when did you use Katanas young man?" Atsuko questioned her son.
"Who are you?" Hiei stared at the woman. He then gasped as he remembers that he'd seen this woman before. This was Yusuke's mom. "What the hell? Why are you calling me your son woman?"
"YUSUKE! HOW DARE YOU! I DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO BE THAT DISRESPECTFUL!!" she yelled. "Now go to the bathroom and wash your face. And go to school!" she stormed at him as she hit him in the head. Hiei had the urge to slice this woman in half but his instincts told him not to. So he went to the bathroom and washed his face. He felt for his spiked up hair but he didn't have any. "What?" he looked at the mirror and saw. Yusuke. "So THAT'S why! Ugh. Why do I look like this?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled as he grabbed his hair and pulled out several strands. "ARGH!!!"
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Hehehee.. So? How was it?? I thought that was kind of weird. heehee. Umm anyways, reviews please?? And read on to the next chapter! Arigatou Gozaimasu! =)
What if the Yu Yu people: Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei accidentally trades bodies for one day?
One fine morning.
"Buk buga-ohk!" a rooster cawed out from nowhere. "Buk buga-ohk! Buk buga-ohk!!!!! *hack* *hack*"
Yusuke woke up groggily, "Shut the fuck up," he said sleepily. "Man, what's up with that rooster? Where'd he come from? This is a modern city now for Pete's sake." he thought. "Hmm. morning already?" he asked himself. "Time sure flies when you're having a good time. that was a nice dream." he smiled to himself. He could still see Kuwabara laughing naked, cornering poor Kurama and Hiei. They were whimpering in fright at the sight of the ugly ningen. Then, Yusuke to the rescue! Kurama and Hiei had promised him with deep gratitude that they will be his servants forever. He was going to make Hiei sleep with Kurama. but then the stupid rooster woke him up.
"Baka," he said as he stood up to go to the bathroom. "Hmm. what is this?" he asked himself while looking at a neat pile of books at the study desk. "Are those my books? Neatly piled on my study desk? Hold on-study desk? Where'd I get one o'those? Hmm." he moved closer to the desk and saw papers scattered around the table. He picked up one of the papers, "A+? weird. Never got an A+ in my entire life. Can't even get pass a C. Huh? Suuichi Minamino?!?!?! Hold on, is this my house? Come to think of it, my room does look kind of weird. And my voice. I kind of sound like a girl." he pondered to himself. "I'll go in the bathroom. Maybe I'm just a little bit shaken cuz it's so early in the morning."
He raced to the bathroom and washed his face. When he opened his eyes, long hairs of color red flowed down gently, covering his face. He quickly looked at the mirror. He saw something odd, peculiar, and shocking. very shocking. Yusuke had his mouth open when someone knocked quietly at the bathroom door and said, "Suuichi-kun? Are you awake?"
".Su-Suuichi-kun?."
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"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kurama yelled at the top of his lungs as he stared at the mirror. Looking back at him was, instead of a gorgeous, good looking guy with flaming red-hair was now an orange-haired, ugly looking ningen. "NOOOO!!! What have I done to deserve this! Look at my hair! My once beautiful hair! It's so ugly now! And my face. I look like. like. Kuwabara!!!! AHHH!!!!"
"Oy! Oy! Kazuma? What is going on in there?" Shizuru asked her brother while knocking outside his door. "Daijabou ka?"
"Shi-Shi-Shizuru! Help!" Kurama panicked as he opened the door and shook Shizuru back and fort. "You've. GOT. TO. HELP. MEEE!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!" he said as he pointed at his face.
Shizuru raised her eyebrows. "What?"
"My face!"
"So? It's messed up. AS usual."
"NO! Shizuru! It's me Kurama! Trapped in Kuwabara's body!" Kurama urgently explained.
"Huh? What are you talking about? Look, you must still be sleepy. It's pretty early in the morning. Go wash your face or something. And have a mouthwash. Your breath makes me wanna gag," Shizuru said, lightning a cigarette. Kurama blushed and went inside the bathroom. After a few moments, he went out again. This time, he was practically waking up the WHOLE neighborhood.
"KAZUMA! What the HELL is wrong with you?!?!?!" Shizuru shook him.
"I'm NOT KAZUMA! I'm KURAMA!!!!!!!"
"Look, 'Kurama'. I don't know what the hell is wrong with you. Explain things to me please," Shizuru patted him on the back as she sat on his bed.
Kurama sighed. "Okay. So yeah. I'm Kurama. When I woke up, I was in Kuwabara's body for some reason. The end."
"That's it?"
"Well I got nothing to say except those. What are you going to do now?" he questioned her.
"Well. first, if you ARE Kurama. Tell me. What's 1+1?"
Kurama scoffed. "Two."
"Ah. Right. Maybe you ARE Kurama. But, first. explain," she moved closer to Kurama, "THIS!" she said as she pointed at his face.
"I dunno. I said I switched bodies with him. For some reason."
"What-EVER! Go change or you'll be late for school."
"What?! I can't go to school looking like Kuwabara! And who might be in my body?! Oh no! My hair! I've spent sooooo much money on my hair! Err- I meant, 'hair' SPRAY. 'Hair' GEL. yeah."
Shizuru shook her head and opened the door of his room. "Kuwabara" was still having a tantrum about his face, body, everything. Shizuru yelled at him, "Stop that! You're acting like a little kid. Which is USUAL for you," she stepped outside and shut the door behind her. Shizuru looked back and smiled wickedly and said, "Let's see how you'll survive this Kurama. Having Kurama as my little brother might work out just fine. But.I wonder who did this? And where could my real idiot brother be?"
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" *Snores* Ah.huh?" Kuwabara woke up. "Ah. beautiful bright morning!" he said, half-asleep, "man, talk about bright. it's too bright. What the hell is wrong with my blinds?" he stood up and walked on the floor, if there was any.
"Huh?" he looked down and saw that he was floating in mid-air. "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" splat. He fell on the ground, face flat. "AH! Why was I at the top of the tree?! And why does my voice sound weird?! Why am I wearing this black clothes? Why is everything too big?!" Kuwabara panicked as he felt his face. "Why is my face so soft? Why are my eyes big? Why do I have this bandana? Hold on." he looked at the window and saw his reflection. What he saw was not him though but Hiei. "Hiei?! Wha-?" he turned around, hoping to see the little koorime beside him. Nothing. He looked at the window again. Hiei. "What? His lips are moving while I'm talking! Wha- could it be?! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"YUSUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!! MOVE YOUR LAZY ASS!!!" Atsuko yelled at her "son". She was shaking him vigorously, shaking him from side to side, back and forth and so on.
Hiei felt himself being shaken and his first initiative response was, "Get away you baka!"
Atsuko gasped, "NANI?!?!?!?!?! What did you call me YUSUKE NO BAKA!?!?!" she yelled at him as she slapped him. Hiei could take it no longer. He felt for his sword in his back. but it wasn't there. "Huh? Where the hell is my katana?"
"Katana? Since when did you use Katanas young man?" Atsuko questioned her son.
"Who are you?" Hiei stared at the woman. He then gasped as he remembers that he'd seen this woman before. This was Yusuke's mom. "What the hell? Why are you calling me your son woman?"
"YUSUKE! HOW DARE YOU! I DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO BE THAT DISRESPECTFUL!!" she yelled. "Now go to the bathroom and wash your face. And go to school!" she stormed at him as she hit him in the head. Hiei had the urge to slice this woman in half but his instincts told him not to. So he went to the bathroom and washed his face. He felt for his spiked up hair but he didn't have any. "What?" he looked at the mirror and saw. Yusuke. "So THAT'S why! Ugh. Why do I look like this?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled as he grabbed his hair and pulled out several strands. "ARGH!!!"
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Hehehee.. So? How was it?? I thought that was kind of weird. heehee. Umm anyways, reviews please?? And read on to the next chapter! Arigatou Gozaimasu! =)