Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho = ( I wish I own Kurama though.
he's such a hunk *drools*
(A/N: Things in ::__:: are the characters' thoughts. Also, a little bit OOC in this one) [this chapter is pretty long. 12 pages..]
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"Where is that place? That stupid woman didn't tell me which way to go.. Hn," Hiei said through gritted teeth as he looks around for Yusuke's school. "Huh? Is that-Kurama? Why--" he arched his eyebrows slightly as noticed something odd. He walked toward his friend. "Oy. Kurama. I need to have a word with you," he said as soon as he approached him.
"AH!!" Kurama screamed and leaped back as he pointed his finger at him.
"What?" Hiei asked.
Keiko gasped. "I-it's not what it looks like! I mean.. I'm just walking with him because.. I saw him on my way to school! Yeah.." Keiko explained.
"Huh? What? Do I care?" he said, arching his eyebrows slightly.
Kurama gasped. "Oy! 'Yusuke'! How dare you speak to Keiko like that! Yusuke isn't like that! He DOES care!"
Hiei suddenly remembers that he's in Yusuke's pathetic [lol. J/k] ningen body. Hiei screwed up his face and tried his best to act like Yusuke. He said, "Uh. 'sorry'. Didn't mean to say that. I'm just a little cranky. It's ok if you're walking with Kurama. I don't mind. I'm sure it's just a little walk," he said. Then he put his hands behind his head and smiled sheepishly.
Kurama grabbed Hiei's hand forcefully. "I. Need. To. Have. A. Word. With. You," Kurama said urgently. "E-excuse me Keiko." He pulled "Yusuke" aside so he could have a word with him.
"Who are you? What are you doing with my body?!" Kurama asked.
"What? In your body?"
"YES! IT'S ME! YUSUKE! AND I'M TRAPPED IN KURAMA'S BODY! Now, tell me who you are!"
Hiei (in Yusuke's body) smirked. He said, "Why should I?"
"COME ON! Tell me! I need to know!" Yusuke (in Kurama's body) yelled.
"Hn."
"Aha! Hiei!" he shouted triumphantly. Hiei mentally bumped his head on a brick wall. "How could I have been so stupid?" he said to himself.
Yusuke (in Kurama's body) gasped. " Oh no! What about my mom? You didn't slash her, did you?" he asked worriedly.
Hiei scoffed and said quietly, "Hah. I wish!"
"Huh? What did you say?"
"No. Uh, nothing. Why the hell would I do that?"
Yusuke sighed. "Whew! Well.. so.. what do we do now?"
"I don't know. Look for the real Kurama. I need to talk to him."
"O.k. Let's go!" Yusuke ran up ahead to search for the real Kurama.
"HOLD ON!" Hiei cried.
"What?"
"Um.. What about school?" Hiei asked.
"*sweadrop* Who cares?" Yusuke said.
"Hey! Where are you going Kurama?" Keiko asked. She had been 'trying' to eavesdrop but Yusuke and Hiei were talking very quietly. "Hi Yusuke. ^_^ "
"Eh..Hi," Hiei, in Yusuke's body, said.
"Say Yusuke, do you happen remember what today is?" she asked.
"Uh, I have no idea."
"Oh, ok then ," Keiko said, quite disappointed.
"Um, Keiko.. SAN.. we are going home to have a talk with my mom about...uh.. college. ^^; " Yusuke (in Kurama's body) lamely excused.
"Ah. ok then. Ano.. you sure are acting a lot like Yusuke you know that 'Kurama'? Your excuse so you could ditch school isn't really good. It's lame," she said, smiling.
"Oh.. ehehe..hehe.. really?"
"Really. Ok then. Come on Yusuke."
"Huh?" Hiei (in Yusuke's body) and Yusuke (in Kurama's body) said in unison.
"Oh. Why would both of you answer to me? I only said Yusuke. Not Yusuke and Kurama. Unless, something is happening and you wouldn't tell me, Yusuke."
Hiei (in Yusuke's body) sweatdropped. "Uh.. no. Nothing's happening Keiko. Uh.. I just need to.. go to the bathroom."
Keiko arched her eyebrows, "Oh really? Is that the truth?"
"Yes it is, and nothing but the truth. Now, I think I'll go with Kurama here."
"Why? Don't you need to use the bathroom?" Keiko asked but she was too late. The so-called, Yusuke and Kurama, had ran away as far from her as possible. "Hmph. Once again, Yusuke's hiding something from me. Grr. Boy, I sure hope Yusuke remembers that it's my birthday today," she said hopefully.
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Meanwhile, Kuwabara (in Hiei-kun's body) is wandering around, yelling and mumbling incoherently, which scared all of the people in his way. "Why me?! Why?! What did I do to deserve this?! First, I fell of a f*cking tree. Then, finds out that I'm in the shrimp's body. Then, gets bitten in the ass by some sort of moron. GAR!!!!!!!"
"Mom.. he's scaring me! And he said the 'F' word, and the 'A' word," said a kid.
"Now now, don't worry. I'll call the police. He must be one of the prisoners who escaped the rehabilitation hospital," said a woman, who must be the kid's mother.
"What?!" Kuwabara (in Hiei's body) growled. ::Rehabilitation hospital?! Prisoner?! Man!!:: he paused for a while as a thought suddenly came to his mind. ::Oh.. hahaha.. this is my chance to ruin that shrimp's life::
He straightened up and began chanting nonchalant words. "Uguy.. Hudoy! Brlgh duh.." he said, letting his drools flow down his chins. The woman and the kid ran away in disgust at the sight of the man. Once they were out of earshot and eyeshot, Kuwabara (in Hiei's body) laughed triumphantly. "Ha! Now everyone thinks that Hiei is an idiot and a moron! HAHAHA!! Ew. drool. Yuck."
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"So Botan, what should we do?" Kurama (in Kuwabara's body) asked the blue-haired-deity.
"Um, I don't know Kuwa-chan. I'm just visiting today. There's really no mission for you guys today."
"Just curious, why would you go to me and tell me about the missions if Yusuke is our leader?" he asked.
"I don't know. Because I didn't want to disturb him and Keiko?" she answered.
"Uh-huh.. Oh, so tell me. What do you think about Kurama?" Kurama (in Kuwa's body) asked, curious to know what his love thinks of him.
"Kurama? Heh. What about him? He's just a friend. That's all. Nothing more! Nope. Haha," her voice trailed off. She is determined not to let anyone know about their secret affair.
"Come on. Kurama told me."
"WHAT?! No! How dare he?! We promised not to tell anyone yet! It was going to be a surprise!" she blew.
"Uh.. No! No! He didn't tell me! I found out! I.. uh.. spied on you guys last time! Yeah!" he exclaimed.
"Oh. Hey! Why would you do that? Oh well. Don't tell anyone ok?" she asked. Kurama nodded.
"Ok. Well, he's nice, and cute, and smart, and handsome, and funny, and gentle, and nice-"
~+Ten minutes later+~
"-and sexy, and gorgeous, and lovely, and husky, and he kisses good, and uh.. yeah. Sorry. I ran out ^^"
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". What?"
".Wow. You sure like him a lot, huh?"
"Yes!" she exclaimed. Kurama smiled. He was contented. "Well ok. Gotta go Botan-chan. Take care."
"Bye Kuwabara!"
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~After school in the "Make-out Park"~
Kurama (in Kuwa's body) was walking home when suddenly he spots a rampaging Hiei.
"What?" he asked himself as he watches Hiei make a fool out of himself. He was jumping on couples while they were making out and he would sing the " (name) and (name) sitting on a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.. etc." The couples stood up, angry and annoyed at the short man. He walked towards Hiei and saw the couple pick up some pretty big rocks and threw it at Hiei, who, miraculously, didn't mind. In fact, he was trying to get the stones to hit him, square in the face. He would say, "Yeah! Hit me here! [points at face] Yeah. Real hard! Haha! Kiss my ass!"
Then the person who bit his ass earlier popped out from nowhere. Kuwabara (in Hiei's body) saw him. "NO! Don't! You take everything too literally!" he yelled. The guy got sad and went away (^_^).
"Hiei! What is wrong with you?!" Kurama yelled. The couples saw him and knew that it was time to leave the matters at the ugly guy's hand [lol].
"Huh?" he looked back to the source of the voice and he couldn't believe in what he saw. Standing there was an orange-haired young lad, who has a muscular body that is covered by a matching blue shirt and pants. "WOW!" he exclaimed, "who is that gorgeous guy walking towards me?!" he asked as he watched in awe while everything around him stopped and the only thing he could see is Kurama (in Kuwabara's body) walking towards him in slow motion.
"Snap out of it! Hiei! This is 'Kuwabara'! Don't tell me you've became gay?!"
"Huh? Hey! I'm Kuwabara! It's just that I'm trapped in the moron's body!"
"Oh! Kuwabara?! I'm trapped in your body! This is Kurama!"
"Oh! What do we do?!"
"I don't know!"
"Why are we yelling at each other?!" Kuwabara asked.
"I don't know! I'm just copying you!"
"Ok!"
"Heh. So, what do we do? Oh I know. Let's look for the real Hiei and my real body," Kurama suggested.
"Ok. Any idea where to start?" Kuwabara (in Hiei's body) asked.
"No. They could be anywhere," he said.
"Oh. It's ok. I know how to find them," Kuwabara then takes out a compass.
"That's a compass! What the hell are you going to do with that?" Kurama asked as he mentally agrees to Yusuke and Hiei when they call him stupid and pathetic moron.
"This'll work. Look, it points to north," Kuwabara said seriously. He is trying to make himself look smart for a change and he thinks the compass thing is a great idea.
"So?! Gee, that sure tells us SOMETHING! It always points to north," Kurama said. He was kind of feeling sorry for Kuwabara because he saw that he was serious about the compass but he couldn't help it. The idea is too stupid.
"It does tell us something. Look, I'm serious about this. You think the real Hiei would be there?"
"How would I know?!" Kurama asked.
"Well, you two seem to hang-out with each other a lot. Maybe you would know how his mind works," he shrugged.
Kurama sighed. "I don't know. I'm not sure. How far north do you mean?"
"Um, I don't know. Probably..[takes out a world map] around here [points at Alaska]."
". --_--;"
"So? You think he's there?" Kuwabara asked him as he traced his finger, looking for the possible places Hiei would be.
"No. I think he'll be here," Kurama said sarcastically as he pointed at Russia.
"Oh? Hm, I don't know. Let's try Alaska first."
"NO! Don't you have a psychic sense? Can't you just sense them?" Kurama asked.
"No. My ki had been squeezed out from that last battle with Taguro Ototo [I think it's ototo. Not sure]. How about you? Don't you have a demon sense thing too?"
"No. Like you, I'm still drained from my last battle with Karasu."
"Ok. So waddaya say? Let's try my idea?"
"No! Let's just talk to Shizuru, ok? She has a psychic sense too. Come on!" he yelled at his idiot companion.
"Ok. But I'm telling you. My idea is better. Why won't you give it a try?" he asked.
"No thanks Kuwabara. Anyways, do you have any idea who did this?" Kurama asked.
"No. But whoever he or she is, has a death wish," Kuwabara (in Hiei's body) pathetically tried to mimic the real Hiei.
"Uh-huh.. *sweatdrops*"
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A/N: Sorry if this is boring! I had to think of a way to make them meet each other! ^_^; I promise, I'll make a better chapter next time! I'm really really sorry if humor had been squeezed out from this one ^^;
Well anywayz, please review! And no flames accepted. Please. Don't flame. It's really hard to come up with a good story. It's sad that some authors literally pull out their hairs out from frustration, trying to come up with a good story to entertain their readers and get flames saying, "it sucks" or "you're stupid". Please understand. Authors have hearts too. If you would flame, kindly put it in a well-written review and include some bright sides too, that way, the author wouldn't feel too bad about his/her works. Well you probably might think, "That's why it's called a flame!" well yeah, I know. But think, how would you feel if you worked your brains out, trying to figure out a plot for the story and finally, gets proud that you've finish a great story (in your opinion) but when you upload it, hoping your readers would be as happy as you, instead you get flames saying bad stuffs, won't you feel down and lose some self- esteem? Well, that's just my opinion. Just a little friendly reminder to all you people who like reading fics. Ok, enough talk. Bye! Thanks for reading! ^_^
::Next chapter::
"Little Secrets"
+sneak peak+ The gang will get mad at each other and decides to make a fool out of "themselves" in front of the people they know. They will also try to find out what each other's secrets are and try to use it for their advantages.
(A/N: Things in ::__:: are the characters' thoughts. Also, a little bit OOC in this one) [this chapter is pretty long. 12 pages..]
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"Where is that place? That stupid woman didn't tell me which way to go.. Hn," Hiei said through gritted teeth as he looks around for Yusuke's school. "Huh? Is that-Kurama? Why--" he arched his eyebrows slightly as noticed something odd. He walked toward his friend. "Oy. Kurama. I need to have a word with you," he said as soon as he approached him.
"AH!!" Kurama screamed and leaped back as he pointed his finger at him.
"What?" Hiei asked.
Keiko gasped. "I-it's not what it looks like! I mean.. I'm just walking with him because.. I saw him on my way to school! Yeah.." Keiko explained.
"Huh? What? Do I care?" he said, arching his eyebrows slightly.
Kurama gasped. "Oy! 'Yusuke'! How dare you speak to Keiko like that! Yusuke isn't like that! He DOES care!"
Hiei suddenly remembers that he's in Yusuke's pathetic [lol. J/k] ningen body. Hiei screwed up his face and tried his best to act like Yusuke. He said, "Uh. 'sorry'. Didn't mean to say that. I'm just a little cranky. It's ok if you're walking with Kurama. I don't mind. I'm sure it's just a little walk," he said. Then he put his hands behind his head and smiled sheepishly.
Kurama grabbed Hiei's hand forcefully. "I. Need. To. Have. A. Word. With. You," Kurama said urgently. "E-excuse me Keiko." He pulled "Yusuke" aside so he could have a word with him.
"Who are you? What are you doing with my body?!" Kurama asked.
"What? In your body?"
"YES! IT'S ME! YUSUKE! AND I'M TRAPPED IN KURAMA'S BODY! Now, tell me who you are!"
Hiei (in Yusuke's body) smirked. He said, "Why should I?"
"COME ON! Tell me! I need to know!" Yusuke (in Kurama's body) yelled.
"Hn."
"Aha! Hiei!" he shouted triumphantly. Hiei mentally bumped his head on a brick wall. "How could I have been so stupid?" he said to himself.
Yusuke (in Kurama's body) gasped. " Oh no! What about my mom? You didn't slash her, did you?" he asked worriedly.
Hiei scoffed and said quietly, "Hah. I wish!"
"Huh? What did you say?"
"No. Uh, nothing. Why the hell would I do that?"
Yusuke sighed. "Whew! Well.. so.. what do we do now?"
"I don't know. Look for the real Kurama. I need to talk to him."
"O.k. Let's go!" Yusuke ran up ahead to search for the real Kurama.
"HOLD ON!" Hiei cried.
"What?"
"Um.. What about school?" Hiei asked.
"*sweadrop* Who cares?" Yusuke said.
"Hey! Where are you going Kurama?" Keiko asked. She had been 'trying' to eavesdrop but Yusuke and Hiei were talking very quietly. "Hi Yusuke. ^_^ "
"Eh..Hi," Hiei, in Yusuke's body, said.
"Say Yusuke, do you happen remember what today is?" she asked.
"Uh, I have no idea."
"Oh, ok then ," Keiko said, quite disappointed.
"Um, Keiko.. SAN.. we are going home to have a talk with my mom about...uh.. college. ^^; " Yusuke (in Kurama's body) lamely excused.
"Ah. ok then. Ano.. you sure are acting a lot like Yusuke you know that 'Kurama'? Your excuse so you could ditch school isn't really good. It's lame," she said, smiling.
"Oh.. ehehe..hehe.. really?"
"Really. Ok then. Come on Yusuke."
"Huh?" Hiei (in Yusuke's body) and Yusuke (in Kurama's body) said in unison.
"Oh. Why would both of you answer to me? I only said Yusuke. Not Yusuke and Kurama. Unless, something is happening and you wouldn't tell me, Yusuke."
Hiei (in Yusuke's body) sweatdropped. "Uh.. no. Nothing's happening Keiko. Uh.. I just need to.. go to the bathroom."
Keiko arched her eyebrows, "Oh really? Is that the truth?"
"Yes it is, and nothing but the truth. Now, I think I'll go with Kurama here."
"Why? Don't you need to use the bathroom?" Keiko asked but she was too late. The so-called, Yusuke and Kurama, had ran away as far from her as possible. "Hmph. Once again, Yusuke's hiding something from me. Grr. Boy, I sure hope Yusuke remembers that it's my birthday today," she said hopefully.
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Meanwhile, Kuwabara (in Hiei-kun's body) is wandering around, yelling and mumbling incoherently, which scared all of the people in his way. "Why me?! Why?! What did I do to deserve this?! First, I fell of a f*cking tree. Then, finds out that I'm in the shrimp's body. Then, gets bitten in the ass by some sort of moron. GAR!!!!!!!"
"Mom.. he's scaring me! And he said the 'F' word, and the 'A' word," said a kid.
"Now now, don't worry. I'll call the police. He must be one of the prisoners who escaped the rehabilitation hospital," said a woman, who must be the kid's mother.
"What?!" Kuwabara (in Hiei's body) growled. ::Rehabilitation hospital?! Prisoner?! Man!!:: he paused for a while as a thought suddenly came to his mind. ::Oh.. hahaha.. this is my chance to ruin that shrimp's life::
He straightened up and began chanting nonchalant words. "Uguy.. Hudoy! Brlgh duh.." he said, letting his drools flow down his chins. The woman and the kid ran away in disgust at the sight of the man. Once they were out of earshot and eyeshot, Kuwabara (in Hiei's body) laughed triumphantly. "Ha! Now everyone thinks that Hiei is an idiot and a moron! HAHAHA!! Ew. drool. Yuck."
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"So Botan, what should we do?" Kurama (in Kuwabara's body) asked the blue-haired-deity.
"Um, I don't know Kuwa-chan. I'm just visiting today. There's really no mission for you guys today."
"Just curious, why would you go to me and tell me about the missions if Yusuke is our leader?" he asked.
"I don't know. Because I didn't want to disturb him and Keiko?" she answered.
"Uh-huh.. Oh, so tell me. What do you think about Kurama?" Kurama (in Kuwa's body) asked, curious to know what his love thinks of him.
"Kurama? Heh. What about him? He's just a friend. That's all. Nothing more! Nope. Haha," her voice trailed off. She is determined not to let anyone know about their secret affair.
"Come on. Kurama told me."
"WHAT?! No! How dare he?! We promised not to tell anyone yet! It was going to be a surprise!" she blew.
"Uh.. No! No! He didn't tell me! I found out! I.. uh.. spied on you guys last time! Yeah!" he exclaimed.
"Oh. Hey! Why would you do that? Oh well. Don't tell anyone ok?" she asked. Kurama nodded.
"Ok. Well, he's nice, and cute, and smart, and handsome, and funny, and gentle, and nice-"
~+Ten minutes later+~
"-and sexy, and gorgeous, and lovely, and husky, and he kisses good, and uh.. yeah. Sorry. I ran out ^^"
"."
". What?"
".Wow. You sure like him a lot, huh?"
"Yes!" she exclaimed. Kurama smiled. He was contented. "Well ok. Gotta go Botan-chan. Take care."
"Bye Kuwabara!"
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~After school in the "Make-out Park"~
Kurama (in Kuwa's body) was walking home when suddenly he spots a rampaging Hiei.
"What?" he asked himself as he watches Hiei make a fool out of himself. He was jumping on couples while they were making out and he would sing the " (name) and (name) sitting on a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.. etc." The couples stood up, angry and annoyed at the short man. He walked towards Hiei and saw the couple pick up some pretty big rocks and threw it at Hiei, who, miraculously, didn't mind. In fact, he was trying to get the stones to hit him, square in the face. He would say, "Yeah! Hit me here! [points at face] Yeah. Real hard! Haha! Kiss my ass!"
Then the person who bit his ass earlier popped out from nowhere. Kuwabara (in Hiei's body) saw him. "NO! Don't! You take everything too literally!" he yelled. The guy got sad and went away (^_^).
"Hiei! What is wrong with you?!" Kurama yelled. The couples saw him and knew that it was time to leave the matters at the ugly guy's hand [lol].
"Huh?" he looked back to the source of the voice and he couldn't believe in what he saw. Standing there was an orange-haired young lad, who has a muscular body that is covered by a matching blue shirt and pants. "WOW!" he exclaimed, "who is that gorgeous guy walking towards me?!" he asked as he watched in awe while everything around him stopped and the only thing he could see is Kurama (in Kuwabara's body) walking towards him in slow motion.
"Snap out of it! Hiei! This is 'Kuwabara'! Don't tell me you've became gay?!"
"Huh? Hey! I'm Kuwabara! It's just that I'm trapped in the moron's body!"
"Oh! Kuwabara?! I'm trapped in your body! This is Kurama!"
"Oh! What do we do?!"
"I don't know!"
"Why are we yelling at each other?!" Kuwabara asked.
"I don't know! I'm just copying you!"
"Ok!"
"Heh. So, what do we do? Oh I know. Let's look for the real Hiei and my real body," Kurama suggested.
"Ok. Any idea where to start?" Kuwabara (in Hiei's body) asked.
"No. They could be anywhere," he said.
"Oh. It's ok. I know how to find them," Kuwabara then takes out a compass.
"That's a compass! What the hell are you going to do with that?" Kurama asked as he mentally agrees to Yusuke and Hiei when they call him stupid and pathetic moron.
"This'll work. Look, it points to north," Kuwabara said seriously. He is trying to make himself look smart for a change and he thinks the compass thing is a great idea.
"So?! Gee, that sure tells us SOMETHING! It always points to north," Kurama said. He was kind of feeling sorry for Kuwabara because he saw that he was serious about the compass but he couldn't help it. The idea is too stupid.
"It does tell us something. Look, I'm serious about this. You think the real Hiei would be there?"
"How would I know?!" Kurama asked.
"Well, you two seem to hang-out with each other a lot. Maybe you would know how his mind works," he shrugged.
Kurama sighed. "I don't know. I'm not sure. How far north do you mean?"
"Um, I don't know. Probably..[takes out a world map] around here [points at Alaska]."
". --_--;"
"So? You think he's there?" Kuwabara asked him as he traced his finger, looking for the possible places Hiei would be.
"No. I think he'll be here," Kurama said sarcastically as he pointed at Russia.
"Oh? Hm, I don't know. Let's try Alaska first."
"NO! Don't you have a psychic sense? Can't you just sense them?" Kurama asked.
"No. My ki had been squeezed out from that last battle with Taguro Ototo [I think it's ototo. Not sure]. How about you? Don't you have a demon sense thing too?"
"No. Like you, I'm still drained from my last battle with Karasu."
"Ok. So waddaya say? Let's try my idea?"
"No! Let's just talk to Shizuru, ok? She has a psychic sense too. Come on!" he yelled at his idiot companion.
"Ok. But I'm telling you. My idea is better. Why won't you give it a try?" he asked.
"No thanks Kuwabara. Anyways, do you have any idea who did this?" Kurama asked.
"No. But whoever he or she is, has a death wish," Kuwabara (in Hiei's body) pathetically tried to mimic the real Hiei.
"Uh-huh.. *sweatdrops*"
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A/N: Sorry if this is boring! I had to think of a way to make them meet each other! ^_^; I promise, I'll make a better chapter next time! I'm really really sorry if humor had been squeezed out from this one ^^;
Well anywayz, please review! And no flames accepted. Please. Don't flame. It's really hard to come up with a good story. It's sad that some authors literally pull out their hairs out from frustration, trying to come up with a good story to entertain their readers and get flames saying, "it sucks" or "you're stupid". Please understand. Authors have hearts too. If you would flame, kindly put it in a well-written review and include some bright sides too, that way, the author wouldn't feel too bad about his/her works. Well you probably might think, "That's why it's called a flame!" well yeah, I know. But think, how would you feel if you worked your brains out, trying to figure out a plot for the story and finally, gets proud that you've finish a great story (in your opinion) but when you upload it, hoping your readers would be as happy as you, instead you get flames saying bad stuffs, won't you feel down and lose some self- esteem? Well, that's just my opinion. Just a little friendly reminder to all you people who like reading fics. Ok, enough talk. Bye! Thanks for reading! ^_^
::Next chapter::
"Little Secrets"
+sneak peak+ The gang will get mad at each other and decides to make a fool out of "themselves" in front of the people they know. They will also try to find out what each other's secrets are and try to use it for their advantages.