Disclaimer: Must I put this on every darned page?! Lol. Well, Yu Yu Hakusho
isn't mine. Togashi owns it but if he would sell them, I'd buy them all!!!
Muwahahaha.
A/N: YAY! Finally! I re-read it and found the courage to write another chapter! And I also saw the grammatical errors. Sorry about that. I was using my mac and my Microsoft word there didn't have a spell check. Maybe this one will be better with that kind of stuff. Ok, on with the show!
(Oh, and just to refresh your memory, Yusuke is in Kurama's body; Hiei in Yusuke's; Kurama in Kuwabara's; and Kuwabara in Hiei's. Oh and remember, sentences in :__: are the character's thoughts. ^^)
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"ROAR!!!" Kuwabara snarled at the kids on the playground. He's been trying really hard to make the little guy look bad. Like it really matters to Hiei. He doesn't even show up in the morning.
Kurama sweatdropped. "Kuwabara--"
Kuwabara turned his head sharply and snarled at Kurama. "My name isn't Kuwabara you moron! It's Hiei! I am a monster!" He looked at the little kids watching them and screamed, "I will eat each and every one of you! ROAR! Run away! Far away!"
". 'Hiei', I think you've done enough. You're scaring all of them away. Poor kids, they're going to have trauma. And besides, we're wasting our time. We need to find Shizuru, fast." Kurama looked over at Kuwabara, expecting him to have calmed down, but to his dismay, Kuwabara screamed louder. He sighed and curled up his mouth.
------- Hiei (in Yusuke's body) and Yusuke (in Kurama's body) ran towards Genkai's temple, hoping that it would lead them to Botan since she started living there with Yukina and Genkai for the time being. While they were running, a strange yet familiar voice rang somewhere in the city. Flocks of birds flew away because of the horrifying and ear-splitting noise.
Yusuke turned around at one and said, "That's Hiei!" he said, forgetting the 'real' Hiei was standing right next to him. Not just that, he also forgot he's in someone else's body. He turned around and said, "Hey Yusuke! I hear Hiei! He must be in trouble!"
Hiei simply stared at him. He said to himself, :_Obviously, this man's an idiot._: He rolled his eyes and said to Yusuke sarcastically, "Yeah, KURAMA."
Yusuke looked at him in a weird way and says, "That IS Hiei. Didn't you hear the girly scream?"
Hiei snarled and said, "Shut up ningen! I do not scream like a girl! _"
Yusuke looked at him in a weird way and remembers, "Oh yeah!! I'm trapped in Kurama's body! And YOU'RE Hiei. Hmm, the person in your body is that way!" Yusuke said as he pointed to the direction of the voice. Hiei only rolled his eyes.
"Someone's messing with my body. If I find that person, I'm going to grind him! Gar!" Hiei yelled as he did the gorilla thing (you know? When they get angry they hit themselves on the chest? I don't know what it's called -_-).
-------- "Kuwabara! Will you please stop it?!" Kurama yelled at his companion. Kuwabara had been screaming for 30 minutes already and still going. :_I had no idea Hiei's voice could be so irritating!_: he said to himself while covering his ears.
"OY! Hiei! Kuwabara!" Yusuke (in Kurama's body) yelled.
Kurama looked at the source of the voice and almost fainted. "Y-you! How dare you! My hair! What has happened to it?! It's messed up! Don't you know how to take care of your own body?! Who are you? State yourself!"
"Eh? Oh. I'm. Yusuke. I've. Been. Looking. All. Over. For. You!" Yusuke panted. He lied down in the middle of the street, trying to catch his breath.
"Yusuke! Stand up right now! I do not lie down in the middle of the road! And my clothes are getting dirty! You better wash your hair right away!" Kurama yelled at the boy lying down in front of him, in the dirt. Passerby stared at the people and wondered what in the world are they talking about.
For a minute, Kuwabara stopped yelling, surprised of Kurama's outburst. He looked around and saw a lot of people crowding them. :Now's the time_: Kuwabara thought. He started screaming again saying, "I'll eat each and every one of you! Yes! Even you! 'Literal Person!" he pointed at the person who takes everything too literal and the person shrank down in fright. "Muwahaha! Take my wrath! I shall shower you!"
Everyone looked at each other and wondered what in the world did that little mad man mean. Then, out of nowhere, Kuwabara blew a raspberry at them. "BLLLLTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Ack!"
"AH!!"
"EWW!!"
Kuwabara smiled in triumph. "HAH! As an added bonus, free gas!!" he scrunched up his face as he tries to conjure up all the energy he has in his rear end and readied his rear end for the upcoming outburst. Everyone looked frightened. Some of them can't move in fear. Even Kurama and Yusuke stared at the 'Hiei' try to ready himself to fart.
Kurama, being the smart person, said, "We have to save all the people! We are the Spirit Detectives! We shall not let the demon unleash his demonic garbage unto them!" he looked around for possible solutions but it was already too late. Kuwabara is ready. It seems that Kuwabara has forgotten about being a hero. All he wanted was to embarrass Hiei in front of everyone.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!" Yusuke yelled in slow motion. "Kuuuwaabaaaraaa, dooooooon't!"
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Where is Hiei?
(In the middle of the road, doing his gorilla thing) ROARRRRRRR!!!!
--------- Kurama had to do something. Yusuke wasn't any help. He looked around and saw the person Kuwabara addressed earlier. He smirked. "You!" he said, pointing at the Literal Person.
"Y-yes?"
"You shall be a hero!" Kurama said as he grabbed and positioned him in front of Kuwabara's rear end.
"W-what do I do?" said the Literal Person.
"Just wait, he's gonna blow!!" Kurama screamed. He opened the Literal Person's jaw and made him bite Kuwabara's butt and swallow his demonic garbage.
"Gllshhdhfsadifdsahf-"
"............................. *blink blink*."
"W-wha? What happened to the big explosion?" Kuwabara asked himself. He looked back and saw the Literal Person bite his exploding rear end. "HUH?!"
The Literal Person swallowed the gas the demon has unleashed. He managed to stand up, only to fall down. @_@
The crowd exploded in cheers. Kurama carried him and said to the people, "I present you, our HERO!" (And he did that Lion King thing ^^)
The crowed exploded in cheers and rejoiced.
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"Young man? Are you alright?"
'Yusuke' snarled at them.
". X_X."
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A/N: YAY! Done. Sorry if it was disgusting. I couldn't think of another thing to do. Oh, and sorry if this isn't like what I told you the next chapter would be. It has something like it, doesn't it? Well more of it will come on chapter 5! =) Keep reading! And review! ^_^
A/N: YAY! Finally! I re-read it and found the courage to write another chapter! And I also saw the grammatical errors. Sorry about that. I was using my mac and my Microsoft word there didn't have a spell check. Maybe this one will be better with that kind of stuff. Ok, on with the show!
(Oh, and just to refresh your memory, Yusuke is in Kurama's body; Hiei in Yusuke's; Kurama in Kuwabara's; and Kuwabara in Hiei's. Oh and remember, sentences in :__: are the character's thoughts. ^^)
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"ROAR!!!" Kuwabara snarled at the kids on the playground. He's been trying really hard to make the little guy look bad. Like it really matters to Hiei. He doesn't even show up in the morning.
Kurama sweatdropped. "Kuwabara--"
Kuwabara turned his head sharply and snarled at Kurama. "My name isn't Kuwabara you moron! It's Hiei! I am a monster!" He looked at the little kids watching them and screamed, "I will eat each and every one of you! ROAR! Run away! Far away!"
". 'Hiei', I think you've done enough. You're scaring all of them away. Poor kids, they're going to have trauma. And besides, we're wasting our time. We need to find Shizuru, fast." Kurama looked over at Kuwabara, expecting him to have calmed down, but to his dismay, Kuwabara screamed louder. He sighed and curled up his mouth.
------- Hiei (in Yusuke's body) and Yusuke (in Kurama's body) ran towards Genkai's temple, hoping that it would lead them to Botan since she started living there with Yukina and Genkai for the time being. While they were running, a strange yet familiar voice rang somewhere in the city. Flocks of birds flew away because of the horrifying and ear-splitting noise.
Yusuke turned around at one and said, "That's Hiei!" he said, forgetting the 'real' Hiei was standing right next to him. Not just that, he also forgot he's in someone else's body. He turned around and said, "Hey Yusuke! I hear Hiei! He must be in trouble!"
Hiei simply stared at him. He said to himself, :_Obviously, this man's an idiot._: He rolled his eyes and said to Yusuke sarcastically, "Yeah, KURAMA."
Yusuke looked at him in a weird way and says, "That IS Hiei. Didn't you hear the girly scream?"
Hiei snarled and said, "Shut up ningen! I do not scream like a girl! _"
Yusuke looked at him in a weird way and remembers, "Oh yeah!! I'm trapped in Kurama's body! And YOU'RE Hiei. Hmm, the person in your body is that way!" Yusuke said as he pointed to the direction of the voice. Hiei only rolled his eyes.
"Someone's messing with my body. If I find that person, I'm going to grind him! Gar!" Hiei yelled as he did the gorilla thing (you know? When they get angry they hit themselves on the chest? I don't know what it's called -_-).
-------- "Kuwabara! Will you please stop it?!" Kurama yelled at his companion. Kuwabara had been screaming for 30 minutes already and still going. :_I had no idea Hiei's voice could be so irritating!_: he said to himself while covering his ears.
"OY! Hiei! Kuwabara!" Yusuke (in Kurama's body) yelled.
Kurama looked at the source of the voice and almost fainted. "Y-you! How dare you! My hair! What has happened to it?! It's messed up! Don't you know how to take care of your own body?! Who are you? State yourself!"
"Eh? Oh. I'm. Yusuke. I've. Been. Looking. All. Over. For. You!" Yusuke panted. He lied down in the middle of the street, trying to catch his breath.
"Yusuke! Stand up right now! I do not lie down in the middle of the road! And my clothes are getting dirty! You better wash your hair right away!" Kurama yelled at the boy lying down in front of him, in the dirt. Passerby stared at the people and wondered what in the world are they talking about.
For a minute, Kuwabara stopped yelling, surprised of Kurama's outburst. He looked around and saw a lot of people crowding them. :Now's the time_: Kuwabara thought. He started screaming again saying, "I'll eat each and every one of you! Yes! Even you! 'Literal Person!" he pointed at the person who takes everything too literal and the person shrank down in fright. "Muwahaha! Take my wrath! I shall shower you!"
Everyone looked at each other and wondered what in the world did that little mad man mean. Then, out of nowhere, Kuwabara blew a raspberry at them. "BLLLLTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Ack!"
"AH!!"
"EWW!!"
Kuwabara smiled in triumph. "HAH! As an added bonus, free gas!!" he scrunched up his face as he tries to conjure up all the energy he has in his rear end and readied his rear end for the upcoming outburst. Everyone looked frightened. Some of them can't move in fear. Even Kurama and Yusuke stared at the 'Hiei' try to ready himself to fart.
Kurama, being the smart person, said, "We have to save all the people! We are the Spirit Detectives! We shall not let the demon unleash his demonic garbage unto them!" he looked around for possible solutions but it was already too late. Kuwabara is ready. It seems that Kuwabara has forgotten about being a hero. All he wanted was to embarrass Hiei in front of everyone.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!" Yusuke yelled in slow motion. "Kuuuwaabaaaraaa, dooooooon't!"
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Where is Hiei?
(In the middle of the road, doing his gorilla thing) ROARRRRRRR!!!!
--------- Kurama had to do something. Yusuke wasn't any help. He looked around and saw the person Kuwabara addressed earlier. He smirked. "You!" he said, pointing at the Literal Person.
"Y-yes?"
"You shall be a hero!" Kurama said as he grabbed and positioned him in front of Kuwabara's rear end.
"W-what do I do?" said the Literal Person.
"Just wait, he's gonna blow!!" Kurama screamed. He opened the Literal Person's jaw and made him bite Kuwabara's butt and swallow his demonic garbage.
"Gllshhdhfsadifdsahf-"
"............................. *blink blink*."
"W-wha? What happened to the big explosion?" Kuwabara asked himself. He looked back and saw the Literal Person bite his exploding rear end. "HUH?!"
The Literal Person swallowed the gas the demon has unleashed. He managed to stand up, only to fall down. @_@
The crowd exploded in cheers. Kurama carried him and said to the people, "I present you, our HERO!" (And he did that Lion King thing ^^)
The crowed exploded in cheers and rejoiced.
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"Young man? Are you alright?"
'Yusuke' snarled at them.
". X_X."
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A/N: YAY! Done. Sorry if it was disgusting. I couldn't think of another thing to do. Oh, and sorry if this isn't like what I told you the next chapter would be. It has something like it, doesn't it? Well more of it will come on chapter 5! =) Keep reading! And review! ^_^