A/N: This is something to get me through my writer's block, which I'm still not over, sadly... -_-;;;
Walking around random video games and animes, Volume I
*Walks around Tokyo during the Meiji Era*
Caterina: OOOOHHH!!!! AERITH!!!!! I WANT A PURDY KIMONO!!!!! ;_; BUY ME ONE BIZNATCH!!!! *pounces on Aerith*
Aerith: *gets out pepper spray and sprays it at Cat* Bad Kitty.
Caterina: ;_; *rubs eyes* HEEEEEEEEEYYYY!!!!! IT'S THE CAST OF RK!!!!!! XD!!!*runs around Kenshin in circles like the crazy fangirl she is*
Kaoru: BACK OFF BITCH!!!!!!!! HE'S MIIINNNNE!!!!!!! *pulls out a katana and decapitates Cat, making blood spew everywhere*
Caterina: X_X;;;;;;;;;;;
Kenshin: O_O;;;;; Anou...Kaoru-dono? What about the Kamiya Kasshin Style? A sword that protects?
Kaoru: FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
All: *GASP!!!*
Sanosuke: Heh, and everyone thought that I cursed a lot...
Kaoru: SHUT THE FUCK UP, FREELOADER!!!! *slices off Sanosuke's right arm*
Sanosuke: Dammit. That was my Futai no Kiwami arm too... *picks right arm of the floor* I'm gonna go meet up with my ever-so-sexy kitsune lover and have wild uncensored monkey sex with her...UHHHH...DAMMIT!!! I MEEEAN...I'M GONNA GO MEET UP WITH THE UGLY KITSUNE AND HAVE HER REATTACH MY ARM!!! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!!! ^_______^ JA!!! *runs away at light-speed*
All: O_o;;;;;
Kenshin: So THAT'S where he goes when he says he'll get the tofu and shows up 3 hours later...
Yahiko: Well...that was just WEIRD...
Aerith: Agreed. Now we have bigger problems to worry about. *turns to Kaoru who's foaming at the mouth*
Kaoru: WHAT THE FUDGE ARE YOU- Huh? The heck? WHAT THE *BLEEP!* IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!?!
Unknown man: I'm not "Unknown man", I'm "Tom from Cartoon Network"!! And I can answer your question, Miss Kamiya.
All: O_o;;;;;
Aerith: Oh, sorry about that.
Tom from Cartoon Network: Better.
All: O_o;;;;;
Kaoru: WILL YOU "ALL" PEOPLE SHUT UP?!?!? *kills the "All" people*
All: O_o;;;;;
Aerith: Hey, aren't you supposed to be dead?
All: Oh ya. *dies again*
Kaoru: Ok, now tell me, WHY THE *BLEEP!* CAN'T I CURSE?!?!
Caterina: Because you're a meeeanie!!!! XP
Kaoru: Urrgh.. *kills Cat again*
Caterina: x_x
Tom from Cartoon Network: Because you ARE on Cartoon Network...so that means we've cut out all the cursing, blood, sexual references, and all the "oro"s out, basically sabotaging your show and leaving it as bad as Dragonball Z.... Now, time for me to flash a VERY cheesy grin at you and leave before Miss Kamiya decapitates me, without any blood, which, trust me, is worse than being decapitated with blood shed. *VERY cheesy grin* Ciao! *rides back to Cartoon Network HQ on a Vespa*
Kaoru: O_o;;;;;
Kenshin: O_o;;;;;
Yahiko: O_o;;;;;
Aerith: O_o;;;;;
Caterina: X_x;;;;;
Sanosuke and Megumi while having wild censored monkey sex: O_o;;;;;
Yahiko: Well...that was...interesting...BUT NOT AS INTERESTING AS SANO AND MEGUMI HAVING WILD CENSORED MONKEY SEX IN THE STREET!!!! XD
Megumi: *death glare* Dammit. I told you we should've got a room...
Kenshin: Well...who's up for the Akabeko?
All: MEEEEEE!!
Kaoru: *decapitates the "All" people*
All: Wow, that really IS uncomfortable...*dies....again*
Caterina: O_o;;;;;
A/N: A Vespa is a motor scooter. For those who don't know who Aerith and Caterina are, those are my split personalaties' names. Aerith being the more serious, and at times, angsty one. And Caterina is obviously the hyper little weird one. And when together, they are me, miss d. Sooo...I wrote it in 10 minutes. Does it suck ass? I WANNA KNOW!!!!! ;_; Click on the little button down there and write something for lil' ol' me, pleaaaaase? *whimpers like a puppy*
Walking around random video games and animes, Volume I
*Walks around Tokyo during the Meiji Era*
Caterina: OOOOHHH!!!! AERITH!!!!! I WANT A PURDY KIMONO!!!!! ;_; BUY ME ONE BIZNATCH!!!! *pounces on Aerith*
Aerith: *gets out pepper spray and sprays it at Cat* Bad Kitty.
Caterina: ;_; *rubs eyes* HEEEEEEEEEYYYY!!!!! IT'S THE CAST OF RK!!!!!! XD!!!*runs around Kenshin in circles like the crazy fangirl she is*
Kaoru: BACK OFF BITCH!!!!!!!! HE'S MIIINNNNE!!!!!!! *pulls out a katana and decapitates Cat, making blood spew everywhere*
Caterina: X_X;;;;;;;;;;;
Kenshin: O_O;;;;; Anou...Kaoru-dono? What about the Kamiya Kasshin Style? A sword that protects?
Kaoru: FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
All: *GASP!!!*
Sanosuke: Heh, and everyone thought that I cursed a lot...
Kaoru: SHUT THE FUCK UP, FREELOADER!!!! *slices off Sanosuke's right arm*
Sanosuke: Dammit. That was my Futai no Kiwami arm too... *picks right arm of the floor* I'm gonna go meet up with my ever-so-sexy kitsune lover and have wild uncensored monkey sex with her...UHHHH...DAMMIT!!! I MEEEAN...I'M GONNA GO MEET UP WITH THE UGLY KITSUNE AND HAVE HER REATTACH MY ARM!!! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!!! ^_______^ JA!!! *runs away at light-speed*
All: O_o;;;;;
Kenshin: So THAT'S where he goes when he says he'll get the tofu and shows up 3 hours later...
Yahiko: Well...that was just WEIRD...
Aerith: Agreed. Now we have bigger problems to worry about. *turns to Kaoru who's foaming at the mouth*
Kaoru: WHAT THE FUDGE ARE YOU- Huh? The heck? WHAT THE *BLEEP!* IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!?!
Unknown man: I'm not "Unknown man", I'm "Tom from Cartoon Network"!! And I can answer your question, Miss Kamiya.
All: O_o;;;;;
Aerith: Oh, sorry about that.
Tom from Cartoon Network: Better.
All: O_o;;;;;
Kaoru: WILL YOU "ALL" PEOPLE SHUT UP?!?!? *kills the "All" people*
All: O_o;;;;;
Aerith: Hey, aren't you supposed to be dead?
All: Oh ya. *dies again*
Kaoru: Ok, now tell me, WHY THE *BLEEP!* CAN'T I CURSE?!?!
Caterina: Because you're a meeeanie!!!! XP
Kaoru: Urrgh.. *kills Cat again*
Caterina: x_x
Tom from Cartoon Network: Because you ARE on Cartoon Network...so that means we've cut out all the cursing, blood, sexual references, and all the "oro"s out, basically sabotaging your show and leaving it as bad as Dragonball Z.... Now, time for me to flash a VERY cheesy grin at you and leave before Miss Kamiya decapitates me, without any blood, which, trust me, is worse than being decapitated with blood shed. *VERY cheesy grin* Ciao! *rides back to Cartoon Network HQ on a Vespa*
Kaoru: O_o;;;;;
Kenshin: O_o;;;;;
Yahiko: O_o;;;;;
Aerith: O_o;;;;;
Caterina: X_x;;;;;
Sanosuke and Megumi while having wild censored monkey sex: O_o;;;;;
Yahiko: Well...that was...interesting...BUT NOT AS INTERESTING AS SANO AND MEGUMI HAVING WILD CENSORED MONKEY SEX IN THE STREET!!!! XD
Megumi: *death glare* Dammit. I told you we should've got a room...
Kenshin: Well...who's up for the Akabeko?
All: MEEEEEE!!
Kaoru: *decapitates the "All" people*
All: Wow, that really IS uncomfortable...*dies....again*
Caterina: O_o;;;;;
A/N: A Vespa is a motor scooter. For those who don't know who Aerith and Caterina are, those are my split personalaties' names. Aerith being the more serious, and at times, angsty one. And Caterina is obviously the hyper little weird one. And when together, they are me, miss d. Sooo...I wrote it in 10 minutes. Does it suck ass? I WANNA KNOW!!!!! ;_; Click on the little button down there and write something for lil' ol' me, pleaaaaase? *whimpers like a puppy*