Numbuh 2: Uh, Jessie. That's not pop.
Jessie A: Yeah right, you are such a liar.
Numbuh 2: I'm serious, that's not your pop. It's that potion stuff.
Jessie A: * Twitches a bit *
Numbuh 2: * thinking * She should scream at any minute now.
Jessie A: OH MY GOD!!!!!! * Throws the bottle up in the air and runs out of the room *
Numbuh 2: * catches the bottle * I love messing with her. * Looks at a card in his hand * Oh yeah, I have to read this disclaimer. Jessie doe's not own Kids Next Door, thank the lord. She also doe's not own Harry Potter, whoever that is. And she doe's not own WWE Raw is War or Smackdown. Jessie only owns her fan kids, who are herself and her best friend Kearra. That's all for now. * Takes a drink of Coca Cola *
It's been about a week now since the horrible situation had happened. It was Monday, June 30, 2003. Jessie was sitting on the couch in the wrestling room. She was reading a wrestling magazine. A baby with a pilot's helmet on its head came crawling over to Jessie. She wasn't paying attention to him. This baby's name was Numbuh 2. He was a bit overweight for a two year old. The only way for him to get Jessie's attention was this one simple thing.
Numbuh 2 started to wail, which nearly made Jessie jump out of her skin.
"Oh, what's the matter Numbuh 2?" Jessie asked him and picked him up. Numbuh 2 stopped wailing and smiled at Jessie. "Oh I see, attention." Jessie said and sighed. Numbuh 2 giggled at her. Jessie had no other choice but to have him sit with her and read the magazine.
As Jessie was flipping through the pages, not really interested with the articles she ran into a picture of Stone Cold Steve Austin with no shirt.
"Whoa! Now that's a nice picture and body." Jessie said with a smile on her face. Numbuh 2 crossed his little arms and blew a raspberry at the picture. "Hey! Don't be a hater now." Jessie said with a ticked off look on her face. Numbuh 2 frowned and looked as though he were about to cry. "Now don't cry. Stone Cold is just an idol of mine. He's cool; he's the butt-kicking man that kicked his bosses' own butt. And hopefully I made sense cause I pretty much confused myself." Jessie said.
Numbuh 2 just raised his little eyebrow at her.
"You'll get it when your older I guess." Jessie said going over to the T.V and looked at an autographed picture of Stone Cold Steve Austin. (Jessie A: And yes I do have an autographed picture of him. I met him at the Auto Rama. He is really nice looking. I'm serious! Numbuh 2: You're supposed to like me! Jessie A: I do like you, like I've said before; he is only like my idol. He kicked his own bosses' butt! And that's cool ^.^ Numbuh 2: Riiiiiiiiight. Jessie A: I can only say that. Not you! Numbuh 2: * frowns *) "He is the coolest person I've ever seen before. Well an adult that is." Jessie said.
Numbuh 2 smiled a bit when Jessie said an adult. But adults aren't supposed to be trusted. But Numbuh 2 guessed that Jessie really trusts this adult. So he just let it go.
"Maybe she thinks I'm really cool." Numbuh 2 thought with his 10-year-old self inside but could never get it out to say it with his 2-year-old self.
"Maybe I'll just play some Vice City. I haven't done any missions on that for a while, only fooling around on motorcycles." Jessie said and hooked up the PS2 to the big screen T.V. "Or I just might as well fool around and ride on the motorcycles. 'Cause that is how I am, I'm the person who fools around too much." Jessie said with a stupid look on her face. Which made Numbuh 2 laugh a bit. Jessie just stuck her tongue out at him.
Now that her game had loaded up and Tommy Vercetti (The guy in the cool Hawaiian shirt on the game) was inside of the hotel place, Jessie made him walk out and steal a motorcycle from a guy and rode off.
"Heh, I love stealing these things and riding off." Jessie said. Numbuh 2 crawled over to her and just stared at the smile on Jessie's face. Jessie continued to make Tommy ride the motorcycle, until a car turned fast and got in the way to make Tommy fall off. "What was that? Ya stupid son of a . . ." Jessie a stopped herself before she said anything else.
She looked to her left and seen that Numbuh 2 was looking up at her.
"I better watch my mouth in front of Numbuh 2" Jessie thought. (Jessie A: Really, I ought to. Numbuh 2: It's not like I'm going to repeat it or anything. Jessie A: Yeah right, I watched this show last night that these two girls copied their fathers fighting skills and beat up each other. And they said their butt's were too big 'cause their mum kept saying that her own butt was too big. Numbuh 2: Why do you keep saying mum? Jessie A: Because I can. Whateva! I do what I want! Numbuh 2: Right, whatever. Jessie A: Shut your mouth! Numbuh 2: * frowns *)
Jessie resumed back to her game. She finally realized what car she had ran into. And it was a cop car. She got two stars for hitting a cop car. Jessie made Tommy run as fast as he possibly could and find a car to ride away in. She did it with success and rode away back to the safe house again.
"That might be the last time I ever speed again. But of course I'll forget on purpose and speed into a car or building again. But I'll hope it won't be a cop car." Jessie said getting Tommy inside of the safe house. Tommy went up to his room to change his clothes. 'Clean Clothes!' appeared on the corner of the screen and the two stars went away. Jessie sighed to herself. "What a relief." She said and turned off the game.
Jessie got up and lied down on the couch. She was about to close her eyes until Numbuh 2 came over and wanted her to pick him up. Jessie got up and picked him up. And she lied back down holding Numbuh 2 in her arms. He was a bit heavy on her but she ignored the weight. She closed her eyes very slowly and soon to be fast asleep. Numbuh 2 was rested on Jessie's chest. He looked at her face to see that she was asleep. Numbuh 2 put a thumb in his mouth and fell asleep too.
Inside of Kearra's room, she was taking care of Numbuh 1, 3, 4, and 5. Kearra was on her bed while the others were napping.
"Why did Jessie want me to take care of two of her little bundles of love? She's probably kissing Numbuh 2 to death or something. But I'll just let her get away with her little crime this time, but next time it won't happen again." Kearra thought and decided to nap too. She pulled the purple covers up to her shoulders and her head lied on a pillow and soon fell asleep.
Love is life
And life is living
It's very special
Oooh
Baby don't go
Baby don't go
Yeahhh
Baby don't go
Baby don't go
Yeahhh
Baby don't go
Baby don't go
Yeah yeah
It's such a shame but I'm leaving
Can't take the way you're mistreating me
And its crazy but oh baby
It don't matta whatever don't phase me
I don't believe you wanna leave like this
I don't believe I just had my last real kiss
I do believe we'll laugh and reminise
Wait a minute don't bounce baby
Lets talk about this
Well I'm bouncing and I'm out son
I gotta leave you alone
(Bridge)
Cause I'm good
Holding down my spot
And I'm good
Reppin the girls on the block
And I'm good
I got this thing on lock
So without me you'll be fine, right?
(Chorus)
All my pride is all I have
Pride is what you had, baby girl I'm what you have
You'll be needing me but too bad
Be easy; don't make decisions when you're mad
The path you chose to run alone
I know you're independent you can make it on you're own
Here with me you had a home
Time is of the essence, why spend it alone?
Oh yeah…
The nights I've waited up for you, promises you made about
Coming through, so much time you wasted, that's why I had to replace you
It makes a cat nervous the thought of settling down,
Especially with me I was creeping all over town. I thought my tender
Touch could lock ya down; I knew I had you as cocky as it sounds
The way u used to giggle right before I put it down, its better when you're
Angry come here I'll prove it now (come here)
Stop playing, you gaming, I got to leave you alone
(Bridge)
Cause I'm good
Holding down my spot
And I'm good
Reppin the girls on the block
And I'm good
I got this thing on lock
So without me you'll be fine, right?
(Chorus)
All my pride is all I have
Pride is what you had, baby girl I'm what you have
You'll be needing me but too bad
Be easy; don't make decisions when you're mad
The path you chose to run alone
I know you're independent you can make it on you're own
Here with me you had a home
Time is of the essence, why spend it alone?
Oh yeah…
People make mistakes, to make up, to break up, to wake up
Cold and lonely, and chill baby u kno me, u love me, I'm like your homie,
Instead of beefing come hold me, I promise I'm not a phony, don't bounce
Baby, consol me, come here
Ain't nothin' you can say to me that can change my mind, I gotta let you go
Now, and nothin will ever be the same, so just be on your way, go ahead and do
Your thing now, and there's no more to explain to me ya kno, I know ya game
I'm not feelin' what you do (and I'm good) so I'm bouncing and
I'm out son (I'm good) I gotta leave you alone yeah yeah
(Chorus) (Repeat 2x)
All my pride is all I have
Pride is what you had, baby girl I'm what you have
You'll be needing me but too bad
Be easy; don't make decisions when you're mad
The path you chose to run alone
I know you're independent you can make it on you're own
Here with me you had a home
Time is of the essence, why spend it alone?
Oh yeah…
(I promise u, I'm sad)
(All my, all my, all my love…)
The Jennifer Lopez featuring L L Cool J was playing in the wrestling room. Kearra had walked inside of the wrestling 10 minutes ago. So that is why it was playing. Kearra looked over to see that Jessie was still sleeping. It's been about 4 hours now.
"It's worse than I thought. She lets him sleep on her chest. He must think those are pillows or something." Kearra thought. (Jessie A: LOL!!!!! Oh my god!!!! That's has to be the funniest I've made Kearra think ever!!!! * Falls on the ground laughing really hard. Numbuh 2: It wasn't that funny. Well I guess it was a bit amusing. Jessie A: * Recovered from laughing * You don't even know what's funny and what's not. Numbuh 2: Yes I do! Jessie A: No you don't! Numbuh 2: Yes I do! Jessie A: Fine! Be like that! * Starts running off crying * Numbuh 2: Uh-oh …)
Kearra decided to wake up her best friend.
"Jessie, wake up." Kearra said shaking her friend a bit violently. Jessie was opening her sleepy eyes, so did Numbuh 2.
"What do you want?" Jessie asked.
"Well you and your boyfriend have been sleeping for about four hours now." Kearra said.
"He is not my boyfriend." Jessie said in a sleepy voice.
"Yeah, whatever. C'mon, lets take them out for a stroll. You need the fresh air to wake up." Kearra said.
"Whatever" Jessie mumbled and got up from the couch with Numbuh 2.
When they had gotten all of the Kid's Next Door in the strollers, they walked and pushed the strollers around the neighborhood. Kearra and Jessie were talking and laughing away for a while. That's until they had run into the Delightful Children From Down The Lane.
"Hello, The Geeky Creeps." The Delightful Children said.
"Hello to you too, you Dumb arse Tattletales From Down The Buttpipe Lane. Even if it didn't make any sense, it was still funny … right?" Jessie asked Kearra.
"Ya got me." Kearra said.
"Ah, forget it, Kearra." Jessie said crossing her arms.
"We see that you turned the Kid's Next Dumb into helpless babies." The Delightful Children said.
"How in the bloody hell did you know that? And quit talking all together. That scares me very much. It's almost as if I'm in that one movie I can't remember right now." Jessie said.
"We knew about it ever since. Isn't it lovely to create a little spy camera that is as small as a fly." The Delightful Children said. The football helmet kid held out his hand, there in his hand was a little mechanical looking fly thing. It had a mini camera on it, and it also had a mini camera on it.
"You stupid gits!" Kearra and Jessie said at the same time.
"There was a bunch of personal stuff going on inside. Don't you sick people have minds." Jessie said.
"Well, we didn't record the 'personal' stuff." The Delightful Children said with a shudder.
"Hey! Watching wrestling isn't that bad. Seriously." Jessie said.
"Yes it is, those adults beat up each other. They use bad language and they get all sweaty. Plus they don't wear shirts and the women need them badly." The DC said.
"Whatever. I like it when they're all sweaty and they talk trash and they beat up each other." Jessie said.
The Delightful Children shuddered again.
"Stop saying that."
"They're all sweaty from kicking butt." Kearra said.
"Stop!"
"They're talking trash to each other in they're opponents faces."
"STOP!"
"And they look so hot and sexy."
"AHHHH!!!!! WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE." The Delightful Children said and ran off.
"I love using the annoyer treatment on people I don't like." Jessie said.
They went back to the hide out and fooled around for about five hours until wrestling came on.
"WOOHOO!!! Go Stone Cold!" Jessie said as Stone Cold Steve Austin was beating the crap out of The Rock. (Jessie A: Really, I can't wait till the Rock finally decides to either fight Triple H or Stone Cold. *A knock at the door * GO AWAY NUMBUH 2!!!!! Numbuh 2: I'm sorry. Please don't be really mad at me. Jessie A: Well you'll have to do something that will make me laugh. That mostly cheers me up. * Grins * Numbuh 2: Okay, I'll think of something. * Walks away from the door *)
They were all enjoying wrestling, especially Numbuh 4. He didn't care who won. Numbuh 4 only liked the violence. Numbuh 3 didn't really like to watch these poor men beat each other to a bloody pulp. But she watched anyways. Numbuh 1 and 5 didn't care and just watched. Numbuh 2 was still jealous of this 'Stone Cold' person. Why? I do not know. Jessie had explained to him once that Stone Cold was her only adult idol. After watching all of the action on Monday Night Raw, Jessie and Kearra decided it was time for sleep. Even if Jessie did sleep for four hours, she still was tired. Her sleeping patterns are really messed up.
Jessie A: And there you have it folks! The second chapter is up. * Numbuh 2 comes inside with 5 boxes of something * Oh brother …
Numbuh 2: You said to do something funny right?
Jessie A: Yeah … but what is funny about 5 boxes?
Numbuh 2: * opens the boxes * There's those pastry thingies that everybody eats yesterday.
Jessie A: Oh yeah, those thingies that I can't recall. (But they sound like pooch-ki or something)
Numbuh 2: And I'm going to eat them all.
Jessie A: Well, I guess this will be amusing.
Numbuh 2: * Eats all of the 'pooch-ki' thingies that I can't recall *
Jessie A: Well I won't be really amused till tomorrow or till the next chapter.
Numbuh 2: * Done eating them * Why?
Jessie A: Well you'll see. * Grins * Don't forget to review everybody!!!!