Jessie A: Yes!!!!! Another chapter!! * Looks at a big shadow in the other room * C'mon Numbuh 2!!! We won't laugh. I had all my laughs yesterday. I won't laugh again. * Bite's her lip *
Numbuh 2: NO! I'm not coming out.
Jessie A: Fine! I have the power to do whatever I want you to do! * Sticks her right arm up with the index finger pointing up *
Numbuh 2: Whatever.
Jessie A: Fine, I'll use mah power then. "Numbuh 2 walks out of the shadows and exposes himself. He is 2x bigger than he usually was."
Numbuh 2: Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Jessie A: I told you I have the power. But I think you've been tortured enough. "Numbuh 2 is back to his normal looking self."
Numbuh 2: * Looks at himself * Yeah!!!!
Jessie A: Here's something funny. "Jessie calls herself an idiot." I'm an idiot.
Numbuh 2: Okay. * Silence *
Jessie A: * Glares at Numbuh 2 * "Numbuh 2 laughs because
Jessie called herself an idiot."
Numbuh 2: * Laughs *
Jessie A: But look what I found the building instructions for! [Holds up
cigar]
Numbuh 2: O.o You wouldn't!
Jessie A: Really?
Numbuh 2: NO!
*Jessie A. points the cigar at him*
Numbuh 2: *runs off screaming* AH!
Jessie A: *breaks cigar in half, proving it was a REAL cigar, not the
age-changing device* I love messing with that kid. ^.^
Numbuh 2: *Off screen* HEY!
Jessie A: Anyway, thanks for the idea, Dan. (Really, thanks ^.^)
DanMat6288: *steps forward* Thanks.
Jessie A: Do you think you could do the disclaimer?
DanMat6288: Sure. Jessie A does not own the KND, Harry Potter, or anything else
she's gonna mention in this chapter, so please don't sue her.
Jessie A: Thanks. Now, on with the show!
Another week has come and gone. The Kids Next Door were still growing up week after week after week. How much more could Kearra and Jessie take? Well they might be able to take more than anybody else. Probably in a day or two somebody would go nuts. But Kearra and Jessie knew to keep their cool.
Our setting now, the bathroom: Jessie is trying to give Numbuh 2 a bath but he keeps trying to splash her.
"C'mon Numbuh 2. Quit playing around." Jessie said. And there was a sudden …
SPLASH!
And Numbuh 2 wasn't a two-year-old anymore. He was a pain in the butt three-year-old now. Well all of KND was three now.
Jessie sighed at the fact she was all wet. Numbuh 2 found this quite amusing.
"Do you want any cookies or not?" Jessie asked.
"Cookies!" Numbuh 2 said with a smile.
"Well if you want any cookies you better quit splashing." Jessie said. Numbuh 2 sighed a bit and didn't splash Jessie for the rest of the bath. After giving him a bath she gave Numbuh 1 and 3 a bath too.
After all three were squeaky clean she dressed them. Jessie gave them all a cookie so there wouldn't be any fighting over it and stuff. Later Jessie was going to wrestle Kearra in the ring. All of the KND babies were going to watch. Jessie lied down on her four-poster bed and began to think about something.
"Only seven more weeks, and they'll be themselves again." Jessie thought and stared at the top of her four-poster bed.
Time: 3:00 pm. It was a Monday afternoon. The Kids Next Door babies were sitting inside of a playpen. Kearra and Jessie were inside of the ring.
"Okay you guys, Kearra and I are going to wrestle each other. But first were going to see which of us can punch hardest." Jessie said. "And I'll go first."
Jessie socked her friend in the mouth. Kearra held her mouth for a second. A bruise formed on her left cheek.
"Now you guys, I'm going to sock Jessie harder than that." Kearra said. She socked Jessie so hard in the mouth that it knocked Jessie down on the mat.
"Damn! I didn't know she could punch that hard. I knew she could slap you hard on the back but never punch super hard. And what's this? I feel a gap where one of my two front teeth is supposed to be. I also taste blood." Jessie thought and got up.
Kearra was pissed as hell. Jessie put a hand in her mouth and pulled out a tooth that was under her tongue. She was horrified, her best friend had just knocked a tooth out of her mouth. Kearra's eyes went wide as dinner plates as she seen Jessie had pulled out a tooth. The front tooth on Jessie's right was knocked out.
"Oh thanks a lot, Kearra. Now I look like Chris Benoit." Jessie thought.
Numbuh 2 looked at Jessie with his eyes wide. A tooth knocked right out of her mouth? And blood was coming out the side of her lip too. Numbuh 2 felt as though as if he could cry now. Numbuh 4 thought this was pretty cool. Numbuh 3 was sobbing a bit because Jessie was bleeding. Numbuh 1 and 5 could only stare. Jessie quickly walked out of the wrestling room.
"Uh-oh, I didn't actually mean to knock a tooth out of Jessie's mouth." Kearra said to herself in a worried tone.
Jessie was in the bathroom rinsing her mouth out with water. When she was finished she looked in the mirror that was above the sink. Jessie did a fake grin to see what the gap looked like. It was horrible. She closed her mouth quickly. Hopefully the Delightful Children From Down The Lane didn't have their stupid fly thingy come inside and capture all of this. There light knock at the door.
"Wonder who the hell it could be?" Jessie thought and opened the door. There was nothing standing there. She looked down to find Numbuh 2 there. He was staring up at her and had a frown on his face. "Lucky he isn't ten yet, then he'd be saying lots of things." Jessie thought. "How'd you get here?" Jessie asked him.
Numbuh 2 didn't say a word but showed that he wanted to be picked up. Jessie sighed and picked him up. She made sure she didn't give him a smile where her teeth would show. Jessie took him to her room, where she found Numbuh 1 and 3.
"Kearra must 'ave put them in 'ere." Jessie thought putting Numbuh 2 down to play with Numbuh 1 and 3. Jessie went to her four-poster bed and lied down. She still couldn't get over today's events. Numbuh 1, 2 and 3 weren't playing; they were staring at the four-poster bed. They knew Kearra wouldn't knock a tooth out of Jessie's mouth on purpose. (Jessie A: * whisper * "Jessie gets the real age-changing device." Numbuh 2: What was that? Jessie A: * Stuffs it inside of her pocket * Oh it's nothing. * Halo appears above her head * Numbuh 2: * Looks at Jessie with suspicion *)
Days were passing by. Monday went by fast. Tuesday was a bit slow. And Wednesday was too quick. And now was Thursday July 10, 2003. Jessie was a bit upset because of what was going to be on in Detroit in three days.
"Everybody will get to see the other big Eminem concert but me! Stupid buttpipe people." Jessie grumbled to herself. Numbuh 2 just stared at her.
"Who's Eminem?" Numbuh 2's ten-year-old self thought. He knew who Stone Cold was but didn't know who Eminem is.
Jessie got up and went to her dresser and pulled out a poster of Eminem. She looked at it for a bit then put it up on her wall with the Gryffindor posters. Eminem was white with blonde hair and blue eyes. He is about 29 or 30. (Jessie A: I don't know and I'm not really sure. Numbuh 2: Hmph! * Crosses arms * Jessie A: I think somebody is j-e-a-l-o-u-s! Numbuh 2: * Rolls eyes *) Numbuh 2 crossed his little arms. He glared at this poster. He had to not only watch out for that Stone Cold guy but watch out for this Eminem too.
Time: 8:00 pm. WWE Smackdown! was coming on. Everybody was in the wrestling room watching it. The first match was okay. The almost near to the end of Smackdown! match was coming on it was Chris Benoit V.S Shelton Benjamin. Chris Benoit was wearing his 'Toothless Aggression' shirt. And that just made Jessie think about her tooth that got knocked out of her mouth. But she ignored it. At the end of that match Chris Benoit won. The final match was Brock Lesnar V.S Kurt Angle. This was one hell of a match. Brock Lesnar kicked Kurt Angles' ass!!!!! Jessie cheered for Brock.
"Oh great, another guy to look out for. First were Stone Cold Steve Austin, then Eminem, and now Brock Lesnar? When will this ever end?" Numbuh 2 thought.
It was ten o' clock and I guess it was time for bed. Jessie put Numbuh 1, 2 and 3 into their cribs. Jessie lied down on her four-poster bed and put the 8 mile soundtrack on.
Look … if you had one shot, or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted, that one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip? Yo!
Jessie's eyelids were starting to get heavy.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's forgetting
He's nervous
Jessie's eyes closed shut and she started to sleep.
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, blouww!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Is he? No
He won't have it; he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it; you better never let it go
You only get one shot do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortar
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these (you know what's) is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home. He's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His (you know what's) don't want him no mo. He's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old potna, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it; you better never let it go
You only get one shot do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
No more games, I'm a change what you call rage
Tear this (bleep!) roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginning, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhyming and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these (bleep!) food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up bein a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another jam or not
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only (bleep!) option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it; you better never let it go
You only get one shot do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
End of song
Jessie A: Bwahahahaha!!!!!! Sorry if this chapter was too short. I guess I rush too much.
Numbuh 2: Yeah you rush too much.
Jessie A: * Grins * Oh Numbuh 2!!! I have a certain device for you. * Takes out the cigar looking thing *
Numbuh 2: Oh, like I'm really falling for that again.
Jessie A: Fine be my guest. * Zaps Numbuh 2 and accidentally turns him into an old man * Whoops, wrong age. * Zaps him again and he's now a teenager *
Numbuh 2: * Looks' at himself * NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessie A: Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! I'm so evil.
Numbuh 2: Give me the age-changing device!
Jessie A: I don't think so! * Stuffs it in her pocket and runs off * Ya gotta catch me!
Numbuh 2: * Angry * Get back here!! * Chases after her *
Jessie A: DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!! * Continues to run *