DanMat6288: *singing the credits song* Toddlers
Next Door! Toddlers Next Door! [Imitates guitar]
Jessie A: O.o You're freaking me out!
DanMat6288: *sheepishly*
Jessie A: Thank you.
* There's a knock at the door. Jessie answers it. *
Delivery Man: Package for Mr. DanMat6288.
DanMat6288: Thanks. * Signs papers *
Jessie A: What's in there?
DanMat6288: My upgrading pill! * Takes out pill and eats it * I am now
DanMat6299!
Jessie A: O.o
DanMat6299: Bow before me! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Jessie: Now you're REALLY freaking me out!
Numbuh 2: Okay. * Picks up note card and clears throat * Jessie A does not own
the KND, Harry Potter, or DanMat6288--* DanMat6299 glares *--eh, I mean, 6299!
DanMat6299: That's right! I'm a free boy!
Numbuh 2: Eh, right. [Continues reading] However, she does own her fan kids,
meaning Kearra and herself. So, don't sue her. Cause she might just sue you if
you use her fan kids. [Stops reading] Even though I just think that's just
mean!
* Jessie A sticks out her tongue *
Oh how the days go by ever so fast. It was a Wednesday afternoon at The Gamers Club house. Everything seemed to be going very smoothly. No problems, no socking any teeth out of anybody's mouth. Jessie, Kearra and the KND toddlers were outside digging. It's as if they were looking for some buried treasure. But the real reason was to just get out of the TGC house. And that there was nothing really to do on the hot summer day, except play video games all day.
"I found a … shoe." Jessie said frowning.
"I found a … sock?" Kearra said with a confused look on her face.
"A shoe and a sock? Hmm … sounds pretty much like a mystery to me." Jessie said. She liked solving mysteries. Jessie and Kearra kept digging. They found another sock, another shoe, a shirt, pants, and a diaper? They looked at each other in confusion.
"No wonder I found Numbuh 1 with no clothes or a diaper on this morning." Jessie said. The KND toddlers began to laugh. Numbuh 1 slightly blushed. Jessie and Kearra laughed along too. Only that they stopped laughing when five tall figures came around.
"Well, well, well. If it isn't the Geeky Creeps and the helpless Kids Next Dumb." The Delightful Children From Down The Lane said.
"If it isn't The Dumbest Creeps From Down Upyourassandaroundthecorner Lane." Jessie said with a smirk on her face.
"You think you are so funny." The DCFDTL said.
"What the hell do you want?" Jessie asked crossing her arms.
"What we want is, …" The DCFDTL were thinking about it.
"Oh good grief. They don't even know why they're here." Kearra said.
"Give us a minute okay!" The DCFDTL yelled. Of course you should know that Kearra and Jessie were some very impatient girls. (Jessie A: And yes I am impatient. Numbuh 2: Why? Jessie A: I JUST AM! OKAY! Numbuh 2: You didn't have to yell. Jessie A: I know, but I just felt like it. So NAH! * Sticks out her tongue * Numbuh 2: Well, same thing to you too! * Sticks his tongue out but Jessie grabs it. He starts saying nonsense things * Jessie A: WHAT! I can't understand you!)
"Any day now." Jessie said.
"Okay, we finally figured it out." The DCFDTL said.
"Well, spill the beans." Kearra said.
"Spill the beans?" The DCFDTL asked.
"TELL US ALREADY!!!! DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!" Jessie yelled.
"Okay, okay. The reason why we came here is because we brought a special guest here that you truly hate." The DCFDTL said.
"And who is this 'special guest'?" Jessie asked.
"It's none other than Kurt Angle." The DCFDTL said and did their stupid little laugh. "Our laugh isn't stupid!"
"Whom the hell are you talking to?" Jessie asked.
"Uh, forget it." The DCFDTL said being idiots. They ignored my comment, so SKREW you guys then!!!!
"Yes! It is I the true Olympic hero. Kurt Angle!!!!" Kurt Angle said coming out of some bushes. His music started to play.
"You SUCK! You SUCK! You SUCK! You SUCK!!!!!" Jessie, Kearra and the KND toddlers singed.
"Damnit, I do not SUCK!!!" Kurt Angle said as if he was going to throw a tantrum like a little two-year-old.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Jessie said.
"I DON'T SUCK!!!!!!!!!!" Kurt Angle said and ran off crying like the sissy that he is.
"Heh, sissy." Jessie hissed.
"How in the world could that plan fail? We have displeased father." The DCFDTL said and walked away. Then somehow it began to rain.
"Aw crap. Now it begins to rain." Kearra said. They hurried and got up all of the KND toddlers and brought them inside of the Gamers Club house.
Jessie was pretty soaked and wet so she shook the water off of her clothing. Which it landed on all of the KND toddlers and Kearra.
"You know you're a human now, not a werewolf." Kearra said.
"Well, I can't help it if those instincts just kick in when I'm wet." Jessie said sheepishly grinning. (Jessie A: Bwahahahaha!!!!! How evil I was to get them wet. Numbuh 2: * Comes up behind Jessie and dumps a bucket of water all over her * He he! Jessie A: * Growls. She shakes all of the water off of herself. * I'm all dry now. Numbuh 2: Yeah, thanks for getting me wet. * Numbuh 2 was soaked * Jessie A: Anytime.)
As hours had passed, and the days had gone by … there was nothing really to do.
Jessie let out a sigh. Kearra did the same. They were sitting in the wrestling room on the couch. The KND toddlers were playing around doing whatever. Well they weren't actually playing. They were all huddled up in a group. They seemed to be discussing something.
"Wonder what they're talking about." Jessie said to Kearra.
"I don't know." Kearra said looking as if she was about to fall asleep.
"Whut we doin'?" Numbuh 5 asked.
"Well we should just do somethin' bad." Numbuh 1 said.
"How bad?" Numbuh 2 asked, a worried look on his face.
"Well … we should sneak out an' do whatever to their rooms" Numbuh 1 said. Numbuh 2 didn't really like this idea.
"But why?" Numbuh 2 asked.
"Because … nothing else to do." Numbuh 1 said.
"I say we should fight!" Numbuh 4 said, ready to punch something.
"Shhhhh!!!" Numbuh 1 said and pointed to the couch. Both Kearra and Jessie had fallen asleep. And no they weren't all on top of each other or anything. Kearra was on the left side of the couch, Jessie on the right side.
"I say we should play, with wainbow monkeys!" Numbuh 3 said, in her happy-go-lucky mood.
"Well, we should just mess up their rooms." Numbuh 1 said.
"No, we should eat!" Numbuh 2 said.
"Wainbow monkeys!!!!" Numbuh 3 said.
"Fight!!!!!!" Numbuh 4 said.
"Mess up rooms!!!!!" Numbuh 1 said.
"Eat!!!!!" Numbuh 2 said.
"Wainbow monkeys!!!! Fight!!!! Mess up rooms!!!! Eat!!!!" They all kept saying over and over again. Numbuh 5 couldn't take it and said.
"WILL YA'LL JUST SHADDUP!!!!" Numbuh 5 shouted.
All of the noise caused Jessie and Kearra to wake up. The KND toddlers gasped.
"Man, you guys make too much noise." Jessie said shaking her head a bit.
"Yeah, you guys are too loud." Kearra said rubbing her eyes. They weren't able to do their 'evil plans' or anything. Jessie was getting up and tried to walk. But then she fell on the floor, asleep. Kearra fell back asleep on the couch. (Jessie A: Wow! I must have been REALLY tired. Numbuh 2: Really? Jessie A: Yeah, didn't you see that I fell on the floor asleep? Numbuh 2: * Reads the part * Oh, now I see. Well read actually. Jessie A: Well, it's pretty much the same thing.)
"They must be really tired." All of the KND toddlers thought at the same time. But Numbuh 2 was really hungry. So while the others were discussing things.
Numbuh 2 decided to sneak out of the wrestling room and went to the kitchen. He looked around; it seemed so big since he was small. Numbuh 2 found the fridge. It took him a little while to open it since he wasn't really strong enough to open it. He looked inside to find lots of things that almost made his jaw drop. There was chocolate cake, pop, a whole turkey (cooked), and many other things. Numbuh 2 took out the chocolate cake and put it on the floor. It was on a plate but he wasn't tall enough to get himself a slice. But since he was so hungry he took a handful of cake and shoveled it in his mouth. He sat on the floor, using both hands to shovel it all down. And the cake was pretty big. It was as big as a dinner plate. Numbuh 2 kept eating the cake, not even stopping or slowing down. About ten minutes later the cake was gone. Numbuh 2 was full and happy. He patted his stomach and chocolate frosting was around his mouth. But what was he going to do to hide the evidence. He might get in trouble. Numbuh 2 decided to put the plate back inside of the fridge. He heard a door opening and two pairs of footsteps. Numbuh 2 hid under the kitchen table so that he wouldn't be seen. He saw the two pairs of feet. They belonged to Kearra and Jessie. Kearra went to get some plates and Jessie went to the fridge.
"Kearra, do you know what happened to the cake?" Jessie asked.
"No. Why?" Kearra asked.
"Well, it somehow disappeared." Jessie said. Kearra stopped what she was doing and went over to the fridge to see that it was missing. They both looked at each other. Jessie looked on the floor to see crumbs.
"Looks like somebody ate it." Kearra said looking to see what Jessie was looking at.
"Yeah, but who?" Jessie asked.
"Well I had seen Numbuh 1, 3, 4 and 5. But didn't see Numbuh 2." Kearra said.
"Do you think?" Jessie asked.
"Yep." Kearra said.
"Oh Numbuh 2, where are you." Jessie said in a sweet voice. Numbuh 2 looked as though if he could bite his nails off. And all of a sudden, Kearra's head popped under the table.
"I found him." Kearra said. Numbuh 2 was scared out of his mind. Jessie popped her head under the table.
"Come on out Numbuh 2." Jessie said.
"No." Numbuh 2 said putting his little hands over his head.
"Look at me Numbuh 2." Jessie said. He looked at her. "Do I look mad to you?" Jessie asked in a calm tone. Numbuh 2 shook his head. "Then come on out." Jessie said on her knees holding her hand out to him. He took her hand. Numbuh 2 got off of the floor. Jessie giggled to see that he had frosting around his mouth. Numbuh 2 licked it off. The three of them left back to the wrestling room to get the other four Kids Next Door toddlers so that they could eat dinner.
Jessie A: Wow! It nearly took half the day to write this.
Numbuh 2: Well lucky you had today off.
Jessie A: Yeah, because the roads were too risky to go to school. ^.^
Numbuh 2: Yeah, yeah, and plus you missed out on the social studies test.
Jessie A: Yep, I got VERY lucky today. * Grins *
Numbuh 2: But you have to go tomorrow.
Jessie A: I know. Boohoo! * Frowns *
Numbuh 2: * Picks up a card * Don't forget to review. Or Numbuh 2 will eat you?! Hey!! That wasn't called for!!!!
Jessie A: * Laughs nervously * I have no clue what you are talking about. * Walks away *
Numbuh 2: Oh no you don't. * Goes after her *
Jessie A: * Runs fast * Like what Numbuh 2 said: DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!!!!
DanMat6299: Watch out for that tree!!!!!!
Jessie A: Wha- * Runs into a tree * Ouchie * is knocked out *
Numbuh 2: That had to hurt. O.o