Chapter 9: Travelin' this 8 mile road
Rabbit: I'm back! And I'm not stuffed to death like SOMEBODY! ::laughs::
Numbuh 2: It's not funny!
Rabbit: Whatever, ::mumbles:: ya fat ass.
Numbuh 2: WHAT?!
Rabbit: I said, later I'm going to eat some grass.
Numbuh 2: Oh, okay. But why later?
Rabbit: Because I had already ate lunch. What do ya think I am, a cow?!
Numbuh 2: No...
Rabbit: Okay, now before I begin to lose it...READ THE DISCLAIMER!!!!!!
Numbuh 2: Okay, okay. ::Ahem:: Jessie...::Rabbit glares:: uh, I mean Rabbit! Rabbit doe's not own KND, 8 mile dvd, and anything else she mentions in the fic. But she doe's own her fan kids.
Rabbit: Thats right! Even though I do wish I did own you, Numbuh 2.
Numbuh 2: No way! You're crazy!
Rabbit: It's not my fault I'm crazy! I have some issues, and family issues if you don't notice. You've seen me cry my eyes out in my room when I get pissed off when my parents say "You can't back talk us!" or "You can't argue with me or your father!"
Numbuh 2: Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I forgot about that.
Rabbit: And then I wish I went to boot camp or I would look in the phone book for counceling! ::Begins to cry::
Numbuh 2: I know, I'm really sorry. Here, I'll let you torture me all you want during this fic!
Rabbit: ::Sniff:: I can torture you all I want during the fic?
Numbuh 2: Sure, as long as you're happy.
Rabbit: OKAY! ::Pulls out a shrinking ray:: I always wanted to do this! ::Shrinks Numbuh 2::
Numbuh 2: Aww did it have to be shrunken?
Rabbit: It's the one thing that will make me happy! ^.^
Numbuh 2: ::grumbles:: Whatever.
Rabbit: Don't make me squish you like a bug!
Numbuh 2: Did I say whatever? No, I meant whatever makes you happy. ::Grins sheepishly::
Rabbit: Okay, enough wasting time. Now on with the fic! ::Picks up Numbuh 2:: I think you look cuter when you're smaller.
Numbuh 2: Oh, ::Blushes::
It was a beautiful Saturday in Gangsta City. But the summer vacation was at an end for now. Well, for one person that is. Inside of TGC HQ: Jessie was sadly looking at a computer. But it wasn't for going onto the internet or anything. It was to look up for what other people were doing or anything.
"Hmm...wonder if we have any new members. Teddy, Master Thug, what the-" Jessie said and bursted out laughing. "Kearra! Come over here!" Jessie yelled.
Kearra came jogging into the room to see what she wanted.
"What?" Kearra asked.
"Look at that name." Jessie said and laughed again. Kearra also began to laugh.
On the screen, somebody had a code name that said: Asspipe.
"Hello, Asspipe. Did you stick your ass in a pipe." Jessie managed to gasp out while she was still laughing.
Five figures came into the room.
"What's so funny?" Numbuh 2 asked.
"Somebody has "Asspipe" for a code name." Jessie said and continued to laugh.
"A code name. You guy's have code names?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Of course we do. My code name is Rabbit. Kearra's code name is Crybaby." Jessie said.
"Crybaby? Why Crybaby?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"It's because she-" Jessie was cut off as a hand covered her mouth.
"It's nothing important. But we all know why we call Jessie, Rabbit." Kearra said.
Jessie smacked Kearra's hand off of her mouth.
"Yeah, that's because I run fast as hell!" Jessie said.
"But everyone knows why Eminem is called B. Rabbit." Kearra said.
"Oh yeah. Everyone." Jessie said.
"Eminem is B. Rabbit?" Numbuh 2 asked.
"Yep. We got that dvd, don't we Jessie?" Kearra asked.
"Hell yeah we do! Wouldn't pass that dvd up if I seen it in a store. You wanna watch it, guys?" Jessie asked.
"Sure, yeah, okay." The five KND members said.
(WARNING: If you did not see 8 mile and don't want any spoilers then skip to the part that says: "This movie kicked ass!")
[Wrestling Room]
The five KND members, Jessie and Kearra were watching the 8 mile dvd.
"Don't you still work at that Little Cezars on Warren?" Jimmy's mom asked.
"No, I work at Detroit Stamping now." Jimmy (Eminem) said.
"Heh, you got fired from a pizza place." Jimmy's mom's boyfriend said.
"So, at least I got a [beep]ing job!" Jimmy yelled and was about to get physical.
"Yeah, you tell him Em!" Jessie yelled at the T.V.
"Geeze, Jessie. It's just a movie." Kearra said.
"I know, but still." Jessie said crossing her arms.
[More minutes later]
"Why do they call you Rabbit?" A girl that either looked like a hoe or a stripper asked.
"That's because he [beep]s fast!" Jimmys friend said. (I forgot his name) His other friends laughed.
"Man, [beep] you." Jimmy said laughing a bit.
That's when everyone began to scream a bit when they were on the other side of the road. Jimmy then got on the right side of the road.
"Damn Rabbit. You [beep]ing try to kill us?" Jimmy's friend asked.
"My bad, ya'll" Jimmy said.
"That's what I always say." Jessie said.
[Even more minutes pass]
"Did you have fun, Lily?" Jimmy asked carrying his sister back to the trailer house.
"Yeah." Lily said.
A black truck began to pull up. Jimmy put Lily down.
"Lily, I want you to go in the house and lock the door, okay?" Jimmy asked.
"Okay." Lily said.
"Go now." Jimmy said. The people began to come out of the truck. Lily ran to the stairs and stopped. "Go now!" Lily ran into the house.
The people of the "Free World" began to surround Jimmy. Then before you know it: They begin to beat up Jimmy.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Jessie and Kearra screamed.
"You guys, it's just a moive." Numbuh 2 said.
"We know, but still." Jessie said.
The leader of the Free World pointed a gun in Jimmy's face.
Everyone in the room gasped as if they knew what was going to happen.
"Don't. We're not at that stage yet." A used-to-be-friend of Jimmy's said. The leader put the gun away. He knocked Jimmy down on his side, which he was sitting on the ground because of the beating.
"See you Friday at the shelter, bitch ass white boy." The leader said.
Jimmy was on the ground with a soon-to-be black eye on his right.
[Loads and loads of minutes later]
The credits were rolling.
"That movie kicked ass!" Jessie said.
"And it's almost midnight." Kearra said.
"Tomorrows a new day." Jessie said, with sadness in her voice.
The clock on the dvd player read midnight.
All of a sudden there was a blinding glow around all of the Kids Next Door members.
"What the hell?" Jessie said sheilding her eyes.
Rabbit: Is this a cliffhanger or what? 'Cause I'm not sure if it is. But please review all.
Numbuh 2: Okay, the chapter is over. Now change me back.
Rabbit: No. The fun is just beginning. ::Put's some straw thing in his mouth::
Numbuh 2: ::Tries to get it out of his mouth but he can't::
Rabbit: Hope you have the time of your life. ::The straw thing was hooked up to some helium tank::
Numbuh 2: ::Eyes go wide. He still tries to get the straw thing out of his mouth::
Rabbit: ::Turns it on and Numbuh 2 begins to blow up like a balloon. She turns it off as he is almost as big as a basketball:: Later. ::She pulls the straw thing out of his mouth::
Numbuh 2: ::Starts flying off to some other room::
Rabbit: Was that wrong as hell or what? But I don't care. Till the next chapter, folks. ::Begins to read a book: How to have fun with a shrunken Numbuh 2::
Rabbit: I'm back! And I'm not stuffed to death like SOMEBODY! ::laughs::
Numbuh 2: It's not funny!
Rabbit: Whatever, ::mumbles:: ya fat ass.
Numbuh 2: WHAT?!
Rabbit: I said, later I'm going to eat some grass.
Numbuh 2: Oh, okay. But why later?
Rabbit: Because I had already ate lunch. What do ya think I am, a cow?!
Numbuh 2: No...
Rabbit: Okay, now before I begin to lose it...READ THE DISCLAIMER!!!!!!
Numbuh 2: Okay, okay. ::Ahem:: Jessie...::Rabbit glares:: uh, I mean Rabbit! Rabbit doe's not own KND, 8 mile dvd, and anything else she mentions in the fic. But she doe's own her fan kids.
Rabbit: Thats right! Even though I do wish I did own you, Numbuh 2.
Numbuh 2: No way! You're crazy!
Rabbit: It's not my fault I'm crazy! I have some issues, and family issues if you don't notice. You've seen me cry my eyes out in my room when I get pissed off when my parents say "You can't back talk us!" or "You can't argue with me or your father!"
Numbuh 2: Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I forgot about that.
Rabbit: And then I wish I went to boot camp or I would look in the phone book for counceling! ::Begins to cry::
Numbuh 2: I know, I'm really sorry. Here, I'll let you torture me all you want during this fic!
Rabbit: ::Sniff:: I can torture you all I want during the fic?
Numbuh 2: Sure, as long as you're happy.
Rabbit: OKAY! ::Pulls out a shrinking ray:: I always wanted to do this! ::Shrinks Numbuh 2::
Numbuh 2: Aww did it have to be shrunken?
Rabbit: It's the one thing that will make me happy! ^.^
Numbuh 2: ::grumbles:: Whatever.
Rabbit: Don't make me squish you like a bug!
Numbuh 2: Did I say whatever? No, I meant whatever makes you happy. ::Grins sheepishly::
Rabbit: Okay, enough wasting time. Now on with the fic! ::Picks up Numbuh 2:: I think you look cuter when you're smaller.
Numbuh 2: Oh, ::Blushes::
It was a beautiful Saturday in Gangsta City. But the summer vacation was at an end for now. Well, for one person that is. Inside of TGC HQ: Jessie was sadly looking at a computer. But it wasn't for going onto the internet or anything. It was to look up for what other people were doing or anything.
"Hmm...wonder if we have any new members. Teddy, Master Thug, what the-" Jessie said and bursted out laughing. "Kearra! Come over here!" Jessie yelled.
Kearra came jogging into the room to see what she wanted.
"What?" Kearra asked.
"Look at that name." Jessie said and laughed again. Kearra also began to laugh.
On the screen, somebody had a code name that said: Asspipe.
"Hello, Asspipe. Did you stick your ass in a pipe." Jessie managed to gasp out while she was still laughing.
Five figures came into the room.
"What's so funny?" Numbuh 2 asked.
"Somebody has "Asspipe" for a code name." Jessie said and continued to laugh.
"A code name. You guy's have code names?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Of course we do. My code name is Rabbit. Kearra's code name is Crybaby." Jessie said.
"Crybaby? Why Crybaby?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"It's because she-" Jessie was cut off as a hand covered her mouth.
"It's nothing important. But we all know why we call Jessie, Rabbit." Kearra said.
Jessie smacked Kearra's hand off of her mouth.
"Yeah, that's because I run fast as hell!" Jessie said.
"But everyone knows why Eminem is called B. Rabbit." Kearra said.
"Oh yeah. Everyone." Jessie said.
"Eminem is B. Rabbit?" Numbuh 2 asked.
"Yep. We got that dvd, don't we Jessie?" Kearra asked.
"Hell yeah we do! Wouldn't pass that dvd up if I seen it in a store. You wanna watch it, guys?" Jessie asked.
"Sure, yeah, okay." The five KND members said.
(WARNING: If you did not see 8 mile and don't want any spoilers then skip to the part that says: "This movie kicked ass!")
[Wrestling Room]
The five KND members, Jessie and Kearra were watching the 8 mile dvd.
"Don't you still work at that Little Cezars on Warren?" Jimmy's mom asked.
"No, I work at Detroit Stamping now." Jimmy (Eminem) said.
"Heh, you got fired from a pizza place." Jimmy's mom's boyfriend said.
"So, at least I got a [beep]ing job!" Jimmy yelled and was about to get physical.
"Yeah, you tell him Em!" Jessie yelled at the T.V.
"Geeze, Jessie. It's just a movie." Kearra said.
"I know, but still." Jessie said crossing her arms.
[More minutes later]
"Why do they call you Rabbit?" A girl that either looked like a hoe or a stripper asked.
"That's because he [beep]s fast!" Jimmys friend said. (I forgot his name) His other friends laughed.
"Man, [beep] you." Jimmy said laughing a bit.
That's when everyone began to scream a bit when they were on the other side of the road. Jimmy then got on the right side of the road.
"Damn Rabbit. You [beep]ing try to kill us?" Jimmy's friend asked.
"My bad, ya'll" Jimmy said.
"That's what I always say." Jessie said.
[Even more minutes pass]
"Did you have fun, Lily?" Jimmy asked carrying his sister back to the trailer house.
"Yeah." Lily said.
A black truck began to pull up. Jimmy put Lily down.
"Lily, I want you to go in the house and lock the door, okay?" Jimmy asked.
"Okay." Lily said.
"Go now." Jimmy said. The people began to come out of the truck. Lily ran to the stairs and stopped. "Go now!" Lily ran into the house.
The people of the "Free World" began to surround Jimmy. Then before you know it: They begin to beat up Jimmy.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Jessie and Kearra screamed.
"You guys, it's just a moive." Numbuh 2 said.
"We know, but still." Jessie said.
The leader of the Free World pointed a gun in Jimmy's face.
Everyone in the room gasped as if they knew what was going to happen.
"Don't. We're not at that stage yet." A used-to-be-friend of Jimmy's said. The leader put the gun away. He knocked Jimmy down on his side, which he was sitting on the ground because of the beating.
"See you Friday at the shelter, bitch ass white boy." The leader said.
Jimmy was on the ground with a soon-to-be black eye on his right.
[Loads and loads of minutes later]
The credits were rolling.
"That movie kicked ass!" Jessie said.
"And it's almost midnight." Kearra said.
"Tomorrows a new day." Jessie said, with sadness in her voice.
The clock on the dvd player read midnight.
All of a sudden there was a blinding glow around all of the Kids Next Door members.
"What the hell?" Jessie said sheilding her eyes.
Rabbit: Is this a cliffhanger or what? 'Cause I'm not sure if it is. But please review all.
Numbuh 2: Okay, the chapter is over. Now change me back.
Rabbit: No. The fun is just beginning. ::Put's some straw thing in his mouth::
Numbuh 2: ::Tries to get it out of his mouth but he can't::
Rabbit: Hope you have the time of your life. ::The straw thing was hooked up to some helium tank::
Numbuh 2: ::Eyes go wide. He still tries to get the straw thing out of his mouth::
Rabbit: ::Turns it on and Numbuh 2 begins to blow up like a balloon. She turns it off as he is almost as big as a basketball:: Later. ::She pulls the straw thing out of his mouth::
Numbuh 2: ::Starts flying off to some other room::
Rabbit: Was that wrong as hell or what? But I don't care. Till the next chapter, folks. ::Begins to read a book: How to have fun with a shrunken Numbuh 2::