Additional Chapters, Scenes and Commentary
Rabbit: Yep, I decided to put up some additional scenes and chapters. I decided to save the goods for last.
Numbuh 2: Really?
Rabbit: Yeah, and some of the scenes are bloopers.
Numbuh 2: Everything we screwed up on is on here.
Rabbit: Yep.
Numbuh 2: Oh no!
Rabbit: Here it goes.
Disclaimer: I do not own KND, Harry Potter, DanMat6299, "Jennifer Lopez", South Park, and ect. I only own my fan kids.
[Additional Chapter]
DanMat6299: Hello, everyone. Jessie A. is far away, right now, in Anger Management class,and I think I have a great idea for a chapter.
Numbuh 2: But, are you sure writing the next chapter is such a good thing?
DanMat6299: Oh, she may beat me up, after she comes back from anger management, but, hey! Stop being such a worry wart!
Numbuh 2: *sigh* Okay.
Numbuh 1's voice: YAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *jumps in* Where's Jessie A!?!? She's gonna pay for the humiliation I got from chapter four!
DanMat6299: Chill, One, before we call Anger Management on you, too!
Numbuh 1: You think this is just because I need Anger Management!? SHE MADE ME TAKE OFF ALL MY CLOTHES AND MY DIAPER IN THAT CHAPTER!!!
DanMat6299: Calm down. You were only three, anyway. How about you read the disclaimer.
Numbuh 1: Fine. Jessie A doesn't own Harry Potter, KND, DanMat6299, or anything else in this fic, besides her fan kids. And DanMat6299 doesn't own anything in this fic, besides himself.
DanMat6299: It's show time!!!
The kids were now 6 1/2, now. Jessie and Kearra are going for a walk with them, when they come by a boy, about 15.
"Oh, hello, kids and teens," the boy said. "My name's Danny."
"I'm Nigel," Numbuh 1 said. "But everyone calls me Numbuh 1. These are my friends, Hoagie, Kuki, Wallabee, and Abigail. But we call them Numbuhs 2, 3, 4, and 5."
"And my name is Jessie."
"Mine's Kearra."
"Uh, hey, listen," Danny said. "My parents inside the Community Center for a moment, so I was wondering if I could hang out with one or two of those kids."
"How about Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 5?", Jessie suggested.
"She doesn't want to leave her boyfriend, Numbuh 2," Kearra giggled.
Numbuh 2: Ooh, you're in big trouble, once Jessie reads that and catches you!
DanMat6299: I'm gonna be in big trouble, anyway.
Jessie gave her a look that made her be quiet.
Danny shrugged and began conversation with Numbuhs 1 and 5: "So, do you have any other good friends, any bad enemies," he said, with a joking tone in the last part.
"Well, we seem to have something like that," Numbuh 1 said. "A group of weird big kids who Jessie and Kearra call the Delightful Children from Down the Lane."
"Well, what are they like?"
"They all wear these weird clothes that everyone in a group wear..."
"You mean 'uniforms'?"
"Yeah. And they all talk at the same time."
Danny looked as if this was the oddest thing he'd ever heard. "Interesting," he said to break the silence.
Suddenly, a man rushed up, shouting, "Hey! This area is a kid-free zone! Take those hooligans out of here!"
"They didn't do anything," Danny said.
"Just get them out!" the man yelled, before murmuring, "Crazy kids."
"Crazy kid hater," Danny murmured, half back.
As Danny and Numbuhs 1 and 5 walked away, Numbuh 1 asked, curiously, "Why was that man so mean, just because we were kids?"
Danny sighed. "Well, pretty much everyone knows how much power grown-ups have over kids," he explained. "But, there are some grown-ups who let this power go to their heads."
"And no one does anything about it?"
Danny nodded.
"That's not right!" Numbuh 1 cried. He, then, turned to Danny and asked, "What would you do, if you thought something was not right?"
"Well, I'd stand up for what I think is right," he replied. "Oh, my parents are done. Gotta go."
As Danny left and Numbuhs 1 and 5 regrouped with the others, a few of Danny's words buzzed in his head: ...stand up for what is right...
DanMat6299: So, what did you think?
Numbuh 2: You're gonna be in trouble when Jessie A comes back.
Numbuh 1: You made me not know what uniforms are?
DanMat6299: How many 6 1/2 year old kids know what they are?
Numbuh 1: Whatever. Please review.
DanMat6299: Oh, and tell Jessie A what a great writer I am, and maybe she won't hit me as bad.
[Additional Scene]
Jessie A: Hello, everyone!
DanMat6299: O.o You're not mad about me writing the last chapter, are you?
Jessie A: ::has a sneaky smile on that DanMat6299 can't see:: Of course not! In fact, to thank you, I made you this sandwich!
DanMat6299: Oh, thanks. ::eats sandwich:: Oh, I taste crunchy. I eat smooth peanut butter.
Jessie A: Actually, that was a downgrading pill.
DanMat6299: Huh?
Jessie A: I tricked you! I was mad, so I put a downgrading pill in a sandwich! You're DanMat6288 again!
DanMat6288: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Numbuh 2: Anyway, Jessie A doesn't own KND, Harry Potter, DanMat6288, or anything else, besides her fan kids.
[Additional Commentary]
Rabbit: Yo, this thing on? Are we on live?
Camera Man: Not yet.
Rabbit: Good. ::Her right hand is Jennifer Lopez. I know, a rip-off off of South Park from last Wednesday::
Jennifer Lopez: My name in Hennifer Lopez.
Rabbit: No Ms. Lopez. It's Jennifer Lopez.
Jennifer Lopez: Hennifer Lopez.
Rabbit: Say juh.
JL: Hen
Rabbit: Juh
JL: Juh
Rabbit: Jennifer Lopez.
JL: Hennifer Lopez.
Rabbit: Ugh...you'll get it later.
Numbuh 2 walks in
Numbuh 2: What are you doing?
Rabbit: Trying to get Ms. Lopez here to say her name right.
Numbuh 2: Oh no. You're not being like Cartman now. Unless you just went insane.
Rabbit: I know I'm controlling her. I control her actions.
JL: Oh no you don't.
Rabbit: ::whisper:: Quiet Ms. Lopez
Numbuh 2: Thats it. I'm calling the mental institute.
Rabbit: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Tackles Numbuh 2:: You can't do that!!!!!
Numbuh 2: Why not?!
JL: You guys...
Rabbit: Because you just can't!!!
JL: YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!
Rabbit and Numbuh 2 look at "Jennifer Lopez"
JL: I'm not who you think I am. I'm really. ::Rabbit takes the wig off of her:: Mitch Connor. I was fifteen when I began scamming people and running. Well I'm tired of running. I've costed this girl her time, her boyfriend, and about going into a mental institute. Hmm...::Looks out the window:: Looks like the sun is setting. Maybe, I'll dream. ::Rabbit opens her hand up and the sound of the wind goes by::
Rabbit: Wow...now do you believe me?
Numbuh 2: ::sigh:: I guess.
Rabbit: HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I tricked! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Numbuh 2: Grr...
Camera Man: Oh wait, you guys were on live.
Rabbit: AH!!!!! BURN THAT TAPE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
[Additional Commentary again]
Rabbit: May I introduce, the most fouled mouthed kids in the world: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny!!!!!!
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny walk in.
Cartman: Okay, why the f*ck are we here again?!
Rabbit: You guys are helping me co-host the show, since my other co-host is "away".
[In a dark room]
Numbuh 2: RABBIT!!!!!!!! LET ME OUTTA HERE NOW!!!!!!!! ::Is tied to a chair::
[In the room]
Kyle: Did you guys hear something.
Rabbit: Naw...that was just the cat.
All four boys: Oh...
Rabbit: Now can I have your guy's autographs. ::Pulls out her autograph book::
Cartman: No! You gotta pay us $100 each.
Stan: Cartman! Don't be such a greedy fatass.
Cartman: I'm not fat!!! I'm big-boned!!!!
Kenny: ::Mumbles:: Yeah, whatever fatass.
Cartman: I'M NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!!
Stan: Cartman shut the hell up.
All four boys give Rabbit their autographs.
Cartman: I wanted to get paid!!!!! =/
Rabbit: Here ::gives Cartman $1000:: Now shut the bloody 'ell up.
Cartman: Okay, okay. ::Smiles::
Rabbit: Now will someone please do the disclaimer.
All four boys: Okay. Rabbit doe's not own Kids Next Door, South Park, Harry Potter, and ect. She only owns her fan kids.
Rabbit: Damn straight.
Numbuh 2 runs in the room.
Numbuh 2: I'll get you Rabbit.
Rabbit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Runs away from Numbuh 2::
Numbuh 2: ::Chases after her::
Stan: ::To Kyle:: Dude, this is pretty f*cked up.
[Ending commentary]
Rabbit: Thats all there is for now.
Numbuh 2: It's over.
Rabbit: Yep, it's over. ::starts speaking Parseltongue.
Numbuh 2: STOP!!!!!!!!!!! ::Puts duct tape over her mouth::
Rabbit: ::Mumbles madly::
Numbuh 2: Uh-oh.
Rabbit: ::Strangles Numbuh 2::
Numbuh 2: AH!!! AUGH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rabbit: Yep, I decided to put up some additional scenes and chapters. I decided to save the goods for last.
Numbuh 2: Really?
Rabbit: Yeah, and some of the scenes are bloopers.
Numbuh 2: Everything we screwed up on is on here.
Rabbit: Yep.
Numbuh 2: Oh no!
Rabbit: Here it goes.
Disclaimer: I do not own KND, Harry Potter, DanMat6299, "Jennifer Lopez", South Park, and ect. I only own my fan kids.
[Additional Chapter]
DanMat6299: Hello, everyone. Jessie A. is far away, right now, in Anger Management class,and I think I have a great idea for a chapter.
Numbuh 2: But, are you sure writing the next chapter is such a good thing?
DanMat6299: Oh, she may beat me up, after she comes back from anger management, but, hey! Stop being such a worry wart!
Numbuh 2: *sigh* Okay.
Numbuh 1's voice: YAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *jumps in* Where's Jessie A!?!? She's gonna pay for the humiliation I got from chapter four!
DanMat6299: Chill, One, before we call Anger Management on you, too!
Numbuh 1: You think this is just because I need Anger Management!? SHE MADE ME TAKE OFF ALL MY CLOTHES AND MY DIAPER IN THAT CHAPTER!!!
DanMat6299: Calm down. You were only three, anyway. How about you read the disclaimer.
Numbuh 1: Fine. Jessie A doesn't own Harry Potter, KND, DanMat6299, or anything else in this fic, besides her fan kids. And DanMat6299 doesn't own anything in this fic, besides himself.
DanMat6299: It's show time!!!
The kids were now 6 1/2, now. Jessie and Kearra are going for a walk with them, when they come by a boy, about 15.
"Oh, hello, kids and teens," the boy said. "My name's Danny."
"I'm Nigel," Numbuh 1 said. "But everyone calls me Numbuh 1. These are my friends, Hoagie, Kuki, Wallabee, and Abigail. But we call them Numbuhs 2, 3, 4, and 5."
"And my name is Jessie."
"Mine's Kearra."
"Uh, hey, listen," Danny said. "My parents inside the Community Center for a moment, so I was wondering if I could hang out with one or two of those kids."
"How about Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 5?", Jessie suggested.
"She doesn't want to leave her boyfriend, Numbuh 2," Kearra giggled.
Numbuh 2: Ooh, you're in big trouble, once Jessie reads that and catches you!
DanMat6299: I'm gonna be in big trouble, anyway.
Jessie gave her a look that made her be quiet.
Danny shrugged and began conversation with Numbuhs 1 and 5: "So, do you have any other good friends, any bad enemies," he said, with a joking tone in the last part.
"Well, we seem to have something like that," Numbuh 1 said. "A group of weird big kids who Jessie and Kearra call the Delightful Children from Down the Lane."
"Well, what are they like?"
"They all wear these weird clothes that everyone in a group wear..."
"You mean 'uniforms'?"
"Yeah. And they all talk at the same time."
Danny looked as if this was the oddest thing he'd ever heard. "Interesting," he said to break the silence.
Suddenly, a man rushed up, shouting, "Hey! This area is a kid-free zone! Take those hooligans out of here!"
"They didn't do anything," Danny said.
"Just get them out!" the man yelled, before murmuring, "Crazy kids."
"Crazy kid hater," Danny murmured, half back.
As Danny and Numbuhs 1 and 5 walked away, Numbuh 1 asked, curiously, "Why was that man so mean, just because we were kids?"
Danny sighed. "Well, pretty much everyone knows how much power grown-ups have over kids," he explained. "But, there are some grown-ups who let this power go to their heads."
"And no one does anything about it?"
Danny nodded.
"That's not right!" Numbuh 1 cried. He, then, turned to Danny and asked, "What would you do, if you thought something was not right?"
"Well, I'd stand up for what I think is right," he replied. "Oh, my parents are done. Gotta go."
As Danny left and Numbuhs 1 and 5 regrouped with the others, a few of Danny's words buzzed in his head: ...stand up for what is right...
DanMat6299: So, what did you think?
Numbuh 2: You're gonna be in trouble when Jessie A comes back.
Numbuh 1: You made me not know what uniforms are?
DanMat6299: How many 6 1/2 year old kids know what they are?
Numbuh 1: Whatever. Please review.
DanMat6299: Oh, and tell Jessie A what a great writer I am, and maybe she won't hit me as bad.
[Additional Scene]
Jessie A: Hello, everyone!
DanMat6299: O.o You're not mad about me writing the last chapter, are you?
Jessie A: ::has a sneaky smile on that DanMat6299 can't see:: Of course not! In fact, to thank you, I made you this sandwich!
DanMat6299: Oh, thanks. ::eats sandwich:: Oh, I taste crunchy. I eat smooth peanut butter.
Jessie A: Actually, that was a downgrading pill.
DanMat6299: Huh?
Jessie A: I tricked you! I was mad, so I put a downgrading pill in a sandwich! You're DanMat6288 again!
DanMat6288: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Numbuh 2: Anyway, Jessie A doesn't own KND, Harry Potter, DanMat6288, or anything else, besides her fan kids.
[Additional Commentary]
Rabbit: Yo, this thing on? Are we on live?
Camera Man: Not yet.
Rabbit: Good. ::Her right hand is Jennifer Lopez. I know, a rip-off off of South Park from last Wednesday::
Jennifer Lopez: My name in Hennifer Lopez.
Rabbit: No Ms. Lopez. It's Jennifer Lopez.
Jennifer Lopez: Hennifer Lopez.
Rabbit: Say juh.
JL: Hen
Rabbit: Juh
JL: Juh
Rabbit: Jennifer Lopez.
JL: Hennifer Lopez.
Rabbit: Ugh...you'll get it later.
Numbuh 2 walks in
Numbuh 2: What are you doing?
Rabbit: Trying to get Ms. Lopez here to say her name right.
Numbuh 2: Oh no. You're not being like Cartman now. Unless you just went insane.
Rabbit: I know I'm controlling her. I control her actions.
JL: Oh no you don't.
Rabbit: ::whisper:: Quiet Ms. Lopez
Numbuh 2: Thats it. I'm calling the mental institute.
Rabbit: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Tackles Numbuh 2:: You can't do that!!!!!
Numbuh 2: Why not?!
JL: You guys...
Rabbit: Because you just can't!!!
JL: YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!
Rabbit and Numbuh 2 look at "Jennifer Lopez"
JL: I'm not who you think I am. I'm really. ::Rabbit takes the wig off of her:: Mitch Connor. I was fifteen when I began scamming people and running. Well I'm tired of running. I've costed this girl her time, her boyfriend, and about going into a mental institute. Hmm...::Looks out the window:: Looks like the sun is setting. Maybe, I'll dream. ::Rabbit opens her hand up and the sound of the wind goes by::
Rabbit: Wow...now do you believe me?
Numbuh 2: ::sigh:: I guess.
Rabbit: HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I tricked! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Numbuh 2: Grr...
Camera Man: Oh wait, you guys were on live.
Rabbit: AH!!!!! BURN THAT TAPE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
[Additional Commentary again]
Rabbit: May I introduce, the most fouled mouthed kids in the world: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny!!!!!!
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny walk in.
Cartman: Okay, why the f*ck are we here again?!
Rabbit: You guys are helping me co-host the show, since my other co-host is "away".
[In a dark room]
Numbuh 2: RABBIT!!!!!!!! LET ME OUTTA HERE NOW!!!!!!!! ::Is tied to a chair::
[In the room]
Kyle: Did you guys hear something.
Rabbit: Naw...that was just the cat.
All four boys: Oh...
Rabbit: Now can I have your guy's autographs. ::Pulls out her autograph book::
Cartman: No! You gotta pay us $100 each.
Stan: Cartman! Don't be such a greedy fatass.
Cartman: I'm not fat!!! I'm big-boned!!!!
Kenny: ::Mumbles:: Yeah, whatever fatass.
Cartman: I'M NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!!
Stan: Cartman shut the hell up.
All four boys give Rabbit their autographs.
Cartman: I wanted to get paid!!!!! =/
Rabbit: Here ::gives Cartman $1000:: Now shut the bloody 'ell up.
Cartman: Okay, okay. ::Smiles::
Rabbit: Now will someone please do the disclaimer.
All four boys: Okay. Rabbit doe's not own Kids Next Door, South Park, Harry Potter, and ect. She only owns her fan kids.
Rabbit: Damn straight.
Numbuh 2 runs in the room.
Numbuh 2: I'll get you Rabbit.
Rabbit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Runs away from Numbuh 2::
Numbuh 2: ::Chases after her::
Stan: ::To Kyle:: Dude, this is pretty f*cked up.
[Ending commentary]
Rabbit: Thats all there is for now.
Numbuh 2: It's over.
Rabbit: Yep, it's over. ::starts speaking Parseltongue.
Numbuh 2: STOP!!!!!!!!!!! ::Puts duct tape over her mouth::
Rabbit: ::Mumbles madly::
Numbuh 2: Uh-oh.
Rabbit: ::Strangles Numbuh 2::
Numbuh 2: AH!!! AUGH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!