Yep, I've gone mad. I've written the griffin's diary (from Squire).

DISCLAIMER: do you really think I'm Tamora Pierce? OK, so it's a rather original idea (I think), but don't sue coz it ain't mine and I ain't gonna pay noffin', 'K mate?

Don't ask me why, but the griffin is called Sniggler. I know it's stupid, but hey!, it's a stupid story...

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Dear Diary,

I've lost my Mummy and Daddy!!! Am so upset, can't write much.

~ Sniggler

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Dear Diary,

Some bloke picked me up and I'm trapped. I don't like him.

~ Sniggler

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Dear Diary,

Some girl killed the bloke who picked me up. Now she's looking after me. Harrumpff! Do not like being treated like an inanimate object.

~ Sniggler

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Dear Diary,

Girl was irritating me. Bit her.

~ Sniggler

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Dear Diary,

Bit girl again. Tastes V nice.

~ Sniggler

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Dear Diary,

Am bored. Girl has been looking after me for a long time. Novelty of biting her has worn off.

~ Sniggler

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Dear Diary,

Was so incredibly bored, I decided to try flying. Girl was V surprised.

~ Sniggler

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Dear Diary,

Life goes on. Haven't bit girl for some time. Must do so.

~ Sniggler

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Dear Diary,

Mummy and Daddy came! They had missed me lots! They gave girl some feathers for looking after me. Girl was sad to see me go. I am upset. Girl was quiet nice. Will miss her.

~ Sniggler

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So, whaddya think? (At least, I hope like hell that you've read it, what with you now reading the bottom!)

This is a one shot, but if anyone could suggest any other animals/people I could write diaries for (doesn't just have to be Tamora Pierce!) then I might be persuaded to write 'em.

So, REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(please)