Author's Note: So starts a new saga in DBZ history. This is gonna' go from when Goku realizes Bubbles is just a monkey and trains with the real King Kai to when he gets back to Earth. It's too bad though, that no one will be surprised by the ending since well, Akira Toriyama already wrote it. All I can do is rhyme it. Again dedicated to Vegeta Goku Lover. Wow, I have so many words so far that a word processor doesn't recognize. My whole page is red and green squiggle lines :-D. Okay so here it comes… the newest part of my saga. Well, my version of the saga. Hope you like… K the C.

Goku and the monkey chatting away

I can't believe he had so many things to say.

Then the real King Kai comes into the mix

He saw the mistake he had to fix.

He told Goku he was the king and that was a monkey

Goku's mind must have been feeling real funky.

He said here's what you got to do

Make me laugh and I will train you.

Goku wondered why,

What was up with this old guy?

So he said some really corny jokes

Like porky pig "Th- the -the… that's all folks"

King Kai agreed to train him

Him as a master is a living gym.

Got lots of tricks up his sleeves

All the challenges that his mind weaves.

First off, you gotta' catch a monkey?

That's so easy the little thing's so chunky.

Run Bubbles Run!

Run real hard it's lots of fun.

Goku panics already behind the little non-evolved chimp.

Don't catch him soon and he'll look like a wimp.

Runs for days on and on

The fun for Bubbles is now gone.

Goku gets an idea. Finally he'll catch that chimp,

And he won't look like a wimp!

Runs after Bubbles then takes a right

Gives that monkey quite a fright.

When Goku wrapped around and got in his face

Continue the race!

Bubbles bolts in the opposite way.

Goku repeats, he could do this all day.

Finally Bubbles makes a mistake

An opportunity Goku takes.

Grabs that little ball of fur.

Goku takes off like a blur.

Shows to King Kai he's got Bubbles

Now the next challenge brings even more troubles.

A little cricket comes flying out.

So small to be heard he has to shout.

Has to hit him with a mallet.

Goku's afraid of… well "Ker-splat!"

Doesn't want to kill the Gregory

It says come on hit me!

Bug takes off Goku follows the mallet weighs him down,

Gives his face a frown.

Tries for days, he gets stronger.

Doesn't seem heavy much longer.

He can run freely now

When he catches up, "Ker-pow!"

He'll hit that pest so hard,

He'll fall like a can of lard (?)

Gets an idea to catch Gregory

Throws the mallet at that pest like a bee.

Runs the other way, catches it and whacks him!

The blue little bubble gets dim.

Goku has to do it again says King Kai.

Oh that awful guy.

Goku does again and again.

Then learns the powers of Kaio-Ken!

The Kaio-Ken and Spirit Bomb

They'll make his enemies be gone.

Has to practice on Big Brick

Wipes it out with one lick. (Again?)

Wish is made brought back to life,

Now to see his kid and wife.

Has to re-run Snake Way

Should only take him about a day.

Gets back to earth little does he know about the battle going on

That'll be in another song :-D

Gets there right on time

Didn't I already rhyme time?

Saves Gohan by his tail

His daddy will never fail.

Author's Note: Not my best yet. I don't know why I write this, only one person reads it so. Oh well. Bad rhymes and puns, sorry I'm preoccupied. Okay review, especially Vegeta Goku Lover without whom I'd have no reviewers. I'll have the saiyan and earth people battle in another one. Hmm… 'Meanwhile' I like that. Until then K the C.