The Duel that never begins.
Kaiba: Duel me Yugi!
Yami Yugi: I've got to go save my friends!
5 hours later…
Kaiba: Duel Me Yugi!
Yami Yugi: Not now!
*Runs on blimp
Kaiba: Duel me Yugi!
Yami Yugi: Your stupid bingo machine pits me against Bakura!
Kaiba: Duel me Yugi!
*Handcuffs them together
Yami Yugi: Don't we need to be on opposite sides to duel?
Kaiba: We'll duel on a table instead, or wear horse blinkers!
Note: Blinkers are those things that cover horses' eyes. People usually use them on horses so they don't look anyway but forward, like racehorses or carriage horses.
Yami Yugi: I'll wear a dog collar, but not horse blinkers! It'll obstruct my handsome features! And ruin my BEAUTIFUL hair! : P
Fan girls: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Kaiba, how can you obstruct Yami's bisshie goodness?!
Yami Yugi: I need to use the little pharaoh's room. This isn't yaoi nor hentai!
Kaiba: Since when do ghosts pee?! Egyptians didn't have bathrooms!
Yami Yugi: Since I got myself a vessel! I ain't goin' to no out house!
*Turns to little Yugi
Yugi: I gotta go! I don't run that fast and Kaiba Land only has like 2 bathrooms!
*Kaiba unlocks the handcuffs. Yugi grabs random jet pack, burns Kaiba
Kaiba: My beautiful face!
Fan girls: Beautiful face? When did that happen?
Mokuba: Oniisan, your hair…
Kaiba: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! My beautiful silky soft hair!
Mokuba: -_-
3 days later…
Kaiba: Duel me Yugi!
Grandpa: Yugi isn't here.
Kaiba: Mokuba! Get my time machine!
Mokuba: o………………………….. Kkkk……………………….
*Drags out random machine.
Some time during Yami's reign…
Kaiba: Duel me Yugi!
Yami: Who's Yugi?
Kaiba: Duel me you fern-headed dumbass!
Yami: GUARDS!
Kaiba (as getting dragged out): HOLY SHIT! WHO THE HELL IS THAT EGYPTIAN?! PURPLE IG GAY!
Egyptian Kaiba: YOU BLEW MY COVER! I'm handsome; you're not!
Mokuba: Which is the real Onichan?!
*Egyptian Mokuba pops up and instead of carrying a briefcase, he has a wagon full of stone tablets (eeek!)
Yami: Die Set!
*Whacks Egyptian Kaiba with flail.
*Kaiba blink blink
Mokuba: Onichan, I'm scared…
Yami: DARK MAGICIAN!
*Kaiba and Mokuba and their Egyptian counterparts run for their lives.
Yami: Royal advisor, what should I do?
Royal advisor (Egyptian grandpa): GET MARRIED!
Egyptian fan girls: ME! ME! ME! ME!
Yami: Oro?
*Egyptian fan girls run after Yami.
Perverted fan girl: The time of shirtless guys in loincloths: HEAVEN!
Yami: advice?
Royal advisor: Concubines!
Yami: "Concubines"? I need a new advisor….
End 1
(I have a cute piccy that goes with this, but I haven't scanned it)