Legal junk: I don't own either My Little Pony, Pinky and the Brain, or Cheez Whiz. You knew that though, hopefully. O___o

Author's notes: This is my first finished My Little Pony fanfic. It's a crossover with Pinky and the Brain! If you don't know what show that is... sorry, but that ain't my problem.

It may seem odd, and that's because I came up with it at 1 in the morning, when I am usually at my strangest, muahaha! It started with the theme song, and it grew into a fic ^______^;;;;

Don't flame me, please, because I've been flamed before by pony-hating- idiots and I only laugh at you and you'll get flamed right back. And spammed, and shunned, and... uh... So there. Ha and Narf.

Enjoy the fic!

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They're Bowtie and the Brain

Yes, Bowtie and the Brain

One is a genius

The others equine

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They're sugar and spice

One's a grump, the others nice

They're Bowtie, they're Bowtie and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,Brain, Brain, Brain.

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Before the night is done

Their plan will be unfurled

And the Brain will use the ponies

To take over the world!

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They're Bowtie and the Brain

Yes, Bowtie and the Brain.

Their Twilight campaign

is easy to explain

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They're gonna fight a lot

That's basically the plot

They're Bowtie, they're Bowtie and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.

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Neigh!