~ Acme Labs
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"Ponies," said Brain, as they woke up, "Before you go, I have an announcement.. A very important one..."
The ponies stopped and sat down. Brain sighed.
"I'm sorry to tell you that you're going to have to return you to Ponyland."
There was silence.
"My plan has failed, and I certainly can't keep you here. Not like you'd want to stay. So what about tonight?"
"Well..."said Gusty slowly "I suddenly don't know anymore... Do I even wan't to go back? This world is a lot more exciting."
"What?!" yelled Brain "That's insane! You can't stay here."
"An' why not?" growled Barnacle. "I like sellin' fish. The fish here are a lot more interestin' than the ones in Ponyland. Well, kinda..."
"And there are no Universities in Ponyland."
"And the hair on humans is much easier to work with." said Peachy.
"And the kids aren't as crazy. And funner to play with." said Fizzy.
"Ponyland has nothing near as dangerous and exciting as a police force." said Gusty.
"And--and there are no fun chemicals and stuff to work with. We don't have a lab in Ponyland." said Bowtie.
"And these humans don't tell me I worry too much. They say I'm cute. Sometimes..." said Shady.
"And I love being a waiter. There are no interesting cafes in Ponyland." said Heart Throb.
"We wanna stay!" said numerous ponies.
Brain nearly passed out from shock. Could you blame him?
The ponies set out, leaving one very confused and dazed mouse behind.
"Ponies," said Brain, as they woke up, "Before you go, I have an announcement.. A very important one..."
The ponies stopped and sat down. Brain sighed.
"I'm sorry to tell you that you're going to have to return you to Ponyland."
There was silence.
"My plan has failed, and I certainly can't keep you here. Not like you'd want to stay. So what about tonight?"
"Well..."said Gusty slowly "I suddenly don't know anymore... Do I even wan't to go back? This world is a lot more exciting."
"What?!" yelled Brain "That's insane! You can't stay here."
"An' why not?" growled Barnacle. "I like sellin' fish. The fish here are a lot more interestin' than the ones in Ponyland. Well, kinda..."
"And there are no Universities in Ponyland."
"And the hair on humans is much easier to work with." said Peachy.
"And the kids aren't as crazy. And funner to play with." said Fizzy.
"Ponyland has nothing near as dangerous and exciting as a police force." said Gusty.
"And--and there are no fun chemicals and stuff to work with. We don't have a lab in Ponyland." said Bowtie.
"And these humans don't tell me I worry too much. They say I'm cute. Sometimes..." said Shady.
"And I love being a waiter. There are no interesting cafes in Ponyland." said Heart Throb.
"We wanna stay!" said numerous ponies.
Brain nearly passed out from shock. Could you blame him?
The ponies set out, leaving one very confused and dazed mouse behind.