Disclaimer: I do not own any products or characters associated with Gundam wing, and I
do not make any money off of this it's purely for fun.
Warnings: It's YAOI/SHOUNEN-AI (Gay People). So if you don't like don't read
Bad Language.
Spoilers: Cheap porno jokes, and self insertion (you know some people just don't like S.
I.)
Tori Hitokori: I don't think that those were pwp's
Duo: They had to be! I mean for practically the whole fic I was giving Hee-Chan the best
fu-
Heero: Omea o Korosu!
Tori Hitokori and Duo: You know you liked it Hee-Chan.
Duo: Hey that was my line.
Tori Hitokori: Would you rather I beat you to it or share they glory.
* duo shoots a mini glare o death and I shrug it off*
Trowa:.......
Duo: so did you like reading the fic Tro-Kun
* Trowa has a nosebleed and leaves to the bath room*
Tori Hitokori: Wow that was quicker than Wufie!
Wufei: You unhonorable Onna! And don't call me wuFIE it's WU-FEI!
Duo: I wonder where Quatre is?
Tori Hitokori: probably fu-
* Quatre comes bouncing in the room with a cheery smile on his face*
Quatre: Hey you guys, I thought I heard my name?
Tori Hitokori: 0.o
Duo: And you were saying Hitokori-Chan
Tori Hitokori: Oh and it was the best fic I ever read.
Duo: what kind of fic was it?
Tori Hitokori: Oh duo it was a good old fashion steamy fu-
* Wufei nosebleeds running to the bathroom with Trowa and Quatre blushes*
Quatre: don't you think that is a bit inappropriate.
* gets an evil smile*
Tori Hitokori: actually I think it is inappropriate seeing the matter of the material
Quatre: I'm glad you agree.
Tori Hitokori: on the contrary I think it is inappropriate material because you know my
favorite pwp couple is 3x4.
* Quatre faints at the thought*
Duo: Wow he was even better than Wufei!
* looks at Heero
Tori Hitokori: SO Heero exactly why haven't you done anything?
Heero: Hn.
Duo: because he likes the kinky talk. I mean he may think that I'm a talkative baka now
but when we are screwing like animals he loves it when I talk-
* then duo's braid was stuck in his mouth by Heero. and I take it out*
Duo: when I talk-
Tori Hitokori: No!
Duo: but-
Tori Hitokori: Jx2
* he shudders then nods*
Tori Hitokori: So lets get the others back out here and talk about this topic. Heero go and
get them.
Heero: Hn. What purpose doesn't his talk have?
Tori Hitokori: None of your concern now go.
Heero: The perfect solider must have perfect understanding before a mission is
accomplished.
Tori Hitokori: Rx1
* he swiftly leaves to get Trowa and Wufei. then returns with a small cup of water, and
pours in on Quatre*
Quatre: Nani?
Trowa: ..........
Wufei: unhonorable ONNA!
Tori Hitokori: let us talk like rational people about plot what plot.
Duo: they are SUGOI! especially the hot steamy
Tori Hitokori: 0.o "E"nough we know that. But they are not plot what plot. some of the
authors give a rather plot like set up. A true plot what plot would be like "OH GOD
FUCK ME TROWA" with that he thrust him member deeper into the nymphomaniac
right on the first sentence.
* Trowa has fainted on the floor in a puddle of blood, and Quatre turned bright red, and
Wufei now remains in a catatonic state, while Duo is sending Omea o I am going to fuck
you stares at Heero whose eye brow is slightly twitching and he shifts in his chair.
Tori Hitokori: I guess I am going to have to several true plot what plots. Hmmm. Let me
call Treize and Zechs, I mean it wouldn't be certain if it didn't have my beautiful gentle
men's approval.
* a cell phone appears out of fanfic space* (fanfic space a space in which any thing can
appear out of in case there are no current spaces to take an item Although spandex space
is available I respect Duo's piece of a@@)
Tori Hitokori: is Treize there?
Lady Une: May I ask who calls to speak to his excellency?
Tori Hitokori: *Stephanotis Accadia* representative of the non-yaoi fan club. I would
like to talk to Treize, excuse me his excellency seeing to it that I have proper permission
to use his name in any of me and my associates brief fanfiction stories, and discuss the
matter of the story it self and see if he approves?
Lady Une: * sounding gentle like and happy* I will have you transferred to his private
line at once Accadia-Sama.
Tori Hitokori: Thank you, Miss
Lady Une: *thinks* maybe latter along the lines a plot what plot staring his excellency
and myself
* I sit waiting listening to waiting music which happens to be "Do it till ya satisfied"*
Tori Hitokori: do it uh, do it uh, do it till ya satisfied.
* Duo burst out into laughing*
Duo: Non yaoi fan club. hahahahaha
Heero: Shut up baka.
Duo: Ya see he wasn't trying to shut me up when I was talking about hot steamy fu-
* once again his braid is stuffed into his mouth*
Tori Hitokori: Hey Hee-Chan that braid is great for a gag, if you know what I mean. " cuff
em' partner"
Trowa: * in a wisper* cuffs check.....whipped cream check......mmmmmmmmm bon.....
* me, Duo, and Heero look at trowa*
Everyone who is sane and awake: 0.o
* the music stops and Treize is put on*
Treize: look I have asked this fan club and it's followers several times to stop calling me,
and if you call one more time I am going to-
Tori Hitokori: Treize you and Zechs make a cute couple
Treize: Excuse me, this is the Non-Yaoi Fan Club right?
Tori Hitokori: Nope! Just a lie to get through to you.
Treize: Ah, I see. So, what are the reasons for this call?
Tori Hitokori: Let's get down to business so I can stop wasting our time. I want to put you
into a pure hard-core fucking series of fanfiction. And I'm talking the first sentence you
read is "Suck it you little cockhound........mmmmm kami" the wetness enveloped his shaft
and swallowed him whole. "
I hear Treize breathing increase over the phone.
Treize: I do think that is so unbecoming of a gentle man, but on the contrary if you throw
in a story with my dragon and we have a deal.
Tori Hitokori: And what about Zechs? Will he join me in my quest to write the perfect
plot what plot?
Treize: Zechs what do you think?
Zechs: mmmm hmmm mamufmhamma hmmmm
Treize: hmmmmmm humming is a good thing, and I take that as a yes.
Tori Hitokori: Good it is set then. Well, bai Treize, and don't choke poor Milliardo.
Treize: Good day, and I will try but it's really hard.
the phone call has ended.
Treize pets Milliardo's head and says "Cockhound? Hmph, I think she knows you too
well huh Milliardo?"
Zechs: Mmmmmm hmmmm
* the phone disappears with a small explosion of confetti, and everyone is awake*
Trowa: cockhound?
Duo: I think she is going to have us sounding like something out of a cheap porno movie,
when she writes these fics.
Tori Hitokori: I will take in to mind dialect, and the cheap porno lines serve there
purpose. Ain't that right Tro-chan
Trowa: *monotoneous* cockhound?
* the others started busting out into laughter which in turn had awaken Wufei.*
Wufei: KISAMA!
Tori Hitokori: KISAMA and an Omea o korosu to you too.
Duo: Quatre?
Quatre: yes Duo?
Duo: are you really a nympho?
* he passes out and Trowa catches him*
Duo: Trowa is he really cause hee-
* once again his braid is stuffed into his mouth*
Tori Hitokori: well enough of this conversation, I will get started on the pure plot what
plots.
* the lights go out and it's pitch black*
Voice 1: Omea ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ko-
Voice 2: Shut up you talk to much just let daddy handle every thing
Voice 1: No I will- mmm ahhhhhh
Voice 3: Why is it dark in here?
Voice 4: why do you think?
Voice 3: well since it's dark can we please play-
Voice 4: all in do time but first let me........
Voice 3: Ohhhhhh oh God mmmmmmmmmmm please!
Voice 4: No I want you louder I wanna hear every sound because you sound so sexy!
Voice 3: OHHHHHHHHH KAMIIIIIIII SAMAAAAAA PLEASE PLEASE!
* there is small pitter patter of footsteps in the house which are barely heard over several
voices*
Voice 5: This is un- Who in the hell is touching my leg!?!
Voice 6: Who do you think dragon?
Voice 5: What mmmmmm
Voice 7: Hmmm marphmm mmmmm hmmmm.
Voice 6: See I told you dragon humping--err I mean humming is a good think isn't that
right blondie
Voice 7: mmmm hmmmm
So then on later in the night the there was bump, and gunk, and some other junk. That
was leather, creamy, and silky clean. Just the kinda things that would make you scream.
So while the moment is right get a whip and strap your bishi tonight.
because the joygasm would be a delight.
Author's note: I kinda don't plan on doing a sequel, but if I get enough request I'll take the
time, and think of some stuff to right to continue this.
do not make any money off of this it's purely for fun.
Warnings: It's YAOI/SHOUNEN-AI (Gay People). So if you don't like don't read
Bad Language.
Spoilers: Cheap porno jokes, and self insertion (you know some people just don't like S.
I.)
Tori Hitokori: I don't think that those were pwp's
Duo: They had to be! I mean for practically the whole fic I was giving Hee-Chan the best
fu-
Heero: Omea o Korosu!
Tori Hitokori and Duo: You know you liked it Hee-Chan.
Duo: Hey that was my line.
Tori Hitokori: Would you rather I beat you to it or share they glory.
* duo shoots a mini glare o death and I shrug it off*
Trowa:.......
Duo: so did you like reading the fic Tro-Kun
* Trowa has a nosebleed and leaves to the bath room*
Tori Hitokori: Wow that was quicker than Wufie!
Wufei: You unhonorable Onna! And don't call me wuFIE it's WU-FEI!
Duo: I wonder where Quatre is?
Tori Hitokori: probably fu-
* Quatre comes bouncing in the room with a cheery smile on his face*
Quatre: Hey you guys, I thought I heard my name?
Tori Hitokori: 0.o
Duo: And you were saying Hitokori-Chan
Tori Hitokori: Oh and it was the best fic I ever read.
Duo: what kind of fic was it?
Tori Hitokori: Oh duo it was a good old fashion steamy fu-
* Wufei nosebleeds running to the bathroom with Trowa and Quatre blushes*
Quatre: don't you think that is a bit inappropriate.
* gets an evil smile*
Tori Hitokori: actually I think it is inappropriate seeing the matter of the material
Quatre: I'm glad you agree.
Tori Hitokori: on the contrary I think it is inappropriate material because you know my
favorite pwp couple is 3x4.
* Quatre faints at the thought*
Duo: Wow he was even better than Wufei!
* looks at Heero
Tori Hitokori: SO Heero exactly why haven't you done anything?
Heero: Hn.
Duo: because he likes the kinky talk. I mean he may think that I'm a talkative baka now
but when we are screwing like animals he loves it when I talk-
* then duo's braid was stuck in his mouth by Heero. and I take it out*
Duo: when I talk-
Tori Hitokori: No!
Duo: but-
Tori Hitokori: Jx2
* he shudders then nods*
Tori Hitokori: So lets get the others back out here and talk about this topic. Heero go and
get them.
Heero: Hn. What purpose doesn't his talk have?
Tori Hitokori: None of your concern now go.
Heero: The perfect solider must have perfect understanding before a mission is
accomplished.
Tori Hitokori: Rx1
* he swiftly leaves to get Trowa and Wufei. then returns with a small cup of water, and
pours in on Quatre*
Quatre: Nani?
Trowa: ..........
Wufei: unhonorable ONNA!
Tori Hitokori: let us talk like rational people about plot what plot.
Duo: they are SUGOI! especially the hot steamy
Tori Hitokori: 0.o "E"nough we know that. But they are not plot what plot. some of the
authors give a rather plot like set up. A true plot what plot would be like "OH GOD
FUCK ME TROWA" with that he thrust him member deeper into the nymphomaniac
right on the first sentence.
* Trowa has fainted on the floor in a puddle of blood, and Quatre turned bright red, and
Wufei now remains in a catatonic state, while Duo is sending Omea o I am going to fuck
you stares at Heero whose eye brow is slightly twitching and he shifts in his chair.
Tori Hitokori: I guess I am going to have to several true plot what plots. Hmmm. Let me
call Treize and Zechs, I mean it wouldn't be certain if it didn't have my beautiful gentle
men's approval.
* a cell phone appears out of fanfic space* (fanfic space a space in which any thing can
appear out of in case there are no current spaces to take an item Although spandex space
is available I respect Duo's piece of a@@)
Tori Hitokori: is Treize there?
Lady Une: May I ask who calls to speak to his excellency?
Tori Hitokori: *Stephanotis Accadia* representative of the non-yaoi fan club. I would
like to talk to Treize, excuse me his excellency seeing to it that I have proper permission
to use his name in any of me and my associates brief fanfiction stories, and discuss the
matter of the story it self and see if he approves?
Lady Une: * sounding gentle like and happy* I will have you transferred to his private
line at once Accadia-Sama.
Tori Hitokori: Thank you, Miss
Lady Une: *thinks* maybe latter along the lines a plot what plot staring his excellency
and myself
* I sit waiting listening to waiting music which happens to be "Do it till ya satisfied"*
Tori Hitokori: do it uh, do it uh, do it till ya satisfied.
* Duo burst out into laughing*
Duo: Non yaoi fan club. hahahahaha
Heero: Shut up baka.
Duo: Ya see he wasn't trying to shut me up when I was talking about hot steamy fu-
* once again his braid is stuffed into his mouth*
Tori Hitokori: Hey Hee-Chan that braid is great for a gag, if you know what I mean. " cuff
em' partner"
Trowa: * in a wisper* cuffs check.....whipped cream check......mmmmmmmmm bon.....
* me, Duo, and Heero look at trowa*
Everyone who is sane and awake: 0.o
* the music stops and Treize is put on*
Treize: look I have asked this fan club and it's followers several times to stop calling me,
and if you call one more time I am going to-
Tori Hitokori: Treize you and Zechs make a cute couple
Treize: Excuse me, this is the Non-Yaoi Fan Club right?
Tori Hitokori: Nope! Just a lie to get through to you.
Treize: Ah, I see. So, what are the reasons for this call?
Tori Hitokori: Let's get down to business so I can stop wasting our time. I want to put you
into a pure hard-core fucking series of fanfiction. And I'm talking the first sentence you
read is "Suck it you little cockhound........mmmmm kami" the wetness enveloped his shaft
and swallowed him whole. "
I hear Treize breathing increase over the phone.
Treize: I do think that is so unbecoming of a gentle man, but on the contrary if you throw
in a story with my dragon and we have a deal.
Tori Hitokori: And what about Zechs? Will he join me in my quest to write the perfect
plot what plot?
Treize: Zechs what do you think?
Zechs: mmmm hmmm mamufmhamma hmmmm
Treize: hmmmmmm humming is a good thing, and I take that as a yes.
Tori Hitokori: Good it is set then. Well, bai Treize, and don't choke poor Milliardo.
Treize: Good day, and I will try but it's really hard.
the phone call has ended.
Treize pets Milliardo's head and says "Cockhound? Hmph, I think she knows you too
well huh Milliardo?"
Zechs: Mmmmmm hmmmm
* the phone disappears with a small explosion of confetti, and everyone is awake*
Trowa: cockhound?
Duo: I think she is going to have us sounding like something out of a cheap porno movie,
when she writes these fics.
Tori Hitokori: I will take in to mind dialect, and the cheap porno lines serve there
purpose. Ain't that right Tro-chan
Trowa: *monotoneous* cockhound?
* the others started busting out into laughter which in turn had awaken Wufei.*
Wufei: KISAMA!
Tori Hitokori: KISAMA and an Omea o korosu to you too.
Duo: Quatre?
Quatre: yes Duo?
Duo: are you really a nympho?
* he passes out and Trowa catches him*
Duo: Trowa is he really cause hee-
* once again his braid is stuffed into his mouth*
Tori Hitokori: well enough of this conversation, I will get started on the pure plot what
plots.
* the lights go out and it's pitch black*
Voice 1: Omea ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ko-
Voice 2: Shut up you talk to much just let daddy handle every thing
Voice 1: No I will- mmm ahhhhhh
Voice 3: Why is it dark in here?
Voice 4: why do you think?
Voice 3: well since it's dark can we please play-
Voice 4: all in do time but first let me........
Voice 3: Ohhhhhh oh God mmmmmmmmmmm please!
Voice 4: No I want you louder I wanna hear every sound because you sound so sexy!
Voice 3: OHHHHHHHHH KAMIIIIIIII SAMAAAAAA PLEASE PLEASE!
* there is small pitter patter of footsteps in the house which are barely heard over several
voices*
Voice 5: This is un- Who in the hell is touching my leg!?!
Voice 6: Who do you think dragon?
Voice 5: What mmmmmm
Voice 7: Hmmm marphmm mmmmm hmmmm.
Voice 6: See I told you dragon humping--err I mean humming is a good think isn't that
right blondie
Voice 7: mmmm hmmmm
So then on later in the night the there was bump, and gunk, and some other junk. That
was leather, creamy, and silky clean. Just the kinda things that would make you scream.
So while the moment is right get a whip and strap your bishi tonight.
because the joygasm would be a delight.
Author's note: I kinda don't plan on doing a sequel, but if I get enough request I'll take the
time, and think of some stuff to right to continue this.