The Story

By SilverRain



1.1 No author notes today ^.~ (Not super-hyper as usual, although I DID get 139 reviews!)

Chapter 8 Crystals, Rabbits and Roses

"…" speaks

'…' thinks

*~*~* change of place or time

(…) my thoughts

*…* does something



Mamoru leaped away just in time to escape Sailor Moon's tiara. He gently put Chibi-Usa on the ground.

"Usako, stop! Don't you see what you are doing?"

'Oh I can see what I'm doing perfectly well! I think it is you who need to clean your eyes. Do I look like your little rabbit?"

"But Usako, I love you!"

"You do? Really Mamo-chan?" she asked softly, as if unsure of what to do.

'Yes! She is giving in' "Of course I do! You're my princess, remember?" he asked.

"Yes, yes I do." She said quietly as she began walking toward Tuxedo Kamen. She came closer and closer until only centimeters separated them. (See I'm WAY better with metrics. Sorry if it's a little confusing. Here is something to help you: approximately 12 inches = 30 centimeters. I said APPROXIMATELY!!!) Usagi placed her petite hand on Tuxedo Kamen's chest. Then she put her mouth next to his ear.

"Son of the bitch! You know what link works both ways? Well, it does! I HEARD you thoughts!" Usagi yelled

"But…but Usako!" Tuxedo Kamen tried to collect his thoughts. 'I think I have gone temporary deaf.'

'Don't you dare call me this name, you bastard! Only Diamond is allowed to call me this now!!" she yelled. Tuxedo Kamen gasped. "Usako I WANT Chibi- Usa to be born! Stop being so egotistic! And we both know that Diamond isn't good enough to eat dirt from my shoes!" Usagi's eyes filled with rage. "You…you… Self-centered, idiotic, rude pig! Diamond is the one who is going to be my future husband!"

"No he won't. Because before that ever happens he will have to kill me! I need Chibi-Usa! I need Silver Crystal!" There Usagi incapable to control herself kicked Tuxedo Kamen in the…um…you-know-what, and released herself from his grip.

"You know what, Mamoru? Why don't you just shut up! I don't care what you want. I mean, why should I, you never did." Slowly Usagi rose from the earth held up her petite hand and…flicked Tuxedo Kamen off! (You go Usagi! That's my girl!)

Usagi while yelling at Tuxie forgot all about the Scouts and stopped concentrating on her tiara. Without Usagi controlling its energy tiara fell to the ground, releasing the girls. All the while when Tuxie and Moon were arguing or whatever they were doing Sailors silently crept closer and closer to them.

(Should I stop here?…hmm…Nah, my readers'll yell me at if I do. ^_~)

Usagi was shaking with wrath. 'Who does he think he is speaking about Diamond like this? I will kill him!' she was almost ready to do this when she felt as if someone was watching her. She twirled around just in time to see the Sailor Scouts finish their attack directed at…her?!

"Mars Star Power!"

"Venus Star Power!"

"Mercury Star Power!"

"Jupiter Star Power!"

'Tuxedo Kamen Power!" (-_-*)

Scouts colors blended into one huge ball in the middle of which the rose glowed brightly. The ball flung itself in Usagi's direction. Usagi couldn't move she stood frozen. 'What can I do? It's moments before i will die. Killed by my best friends."



The End.

Just joking! Still more to come.

SilverRain